H. Torrance Griffin wrote:

        I _really_ should not be doing this (I have 2 stories I promised
myself I'd work on, and I'm at work), but this is too tempting to pass up.
So now I present....

The Top Eleven People that will _never_ be recruited by the Knight Sabres!

<DrumRoll Please>
        11: Arielle (And Sylia thought _Mackie_ was annoying!)

<giggle> Now why does this bring on the thought that Nuku-Nuku might
make a good addition to the KS team... =O.O=;;

#Music_cue: 'Come out and play' by Offspring.

Nuku-Nuku: Hey Boomers! Wanna play with me? <In her sweetest, 'come out
and play' voice. >

Boomer: I hear my mother calling me... Yeah, that's it.

<Boomers run away in terror.>

Nuku-Nuku: Awwww, and I wanted to play... I wonder where Amy's at, I
could play with her!

        10: Tendo Kasumi ("Would you like some tea Largo-san?)

"Would you like a backrub Mr. Boomer?" *shing* *shing* *shing*   =^.^=;;

        09: Elizabeth Dole (I could see her working for Genom's PR
department)

????

        08: One Word, Mihoshi!

Mihoshi: Oh, my! What am I going to do? This is horrible! Please don't
go that way Mr. Boomer!
<Mihoshi, firing totally at random blows away several Boomers that
didn't even know what hit them.>

<Later, after the smoke clears...>

Mihoshi: Wai! Wai! We won! Ara? Priss-sama, what does this button do?

Priss: Waaaaa! Don't touch that bu--

<*BOOM*>

Mihoshi: Mihoshi is sorry! Waaaaah!

Priss: ... <Priss looks rather crispy and blackened. Mihoshi, of course,
appears to have been totally unaffected by the blast.>

        07: Susan 'Miss Perinnial Hostage' Storm, The Invisible Girl (as
opposed to Susan 'Ms Pound Whole Team Into Ground Without Lifting a
Finger' Richards, The Invisible Woman)

...

        06: Lum-chan (Are you aware of what that much voltage can _do_ to
a HardSuit?!?)

<giggle> Boomer no baka!!!!! <Zaaaaap!>

        05: Another Word: Smurfette!

Smurfette: La la, la, la la la...

<Boomers and Knight Sabers join forces to eradicate this nauseatingly
cute (versus overly cute - Cute Is Good, Cute is _very_ good!) 'Menace
To The Universe As We Know It'(TM)>

        04: Tsukino Usagi (Sorry kid, But Boomers don't wait for people to
finish their Speeches before attacking)

<Boomer attacks whilst Usagi makes her speech...>
Usagi: Hey, you meanie. No fair! I wasn't ready yet!

<Usagi screws something important up again or makes a really air-headed
remark again...>

Usagi: Sooooryyyy. =^.^=;;

        03: Dominique 'Demona' Destine (Sylia: "You are a psychotic
gargoyle mage with genocidal intentions towards my species.  In addition,
you are clinically immortal and will regenerate any damage done to your
body...  I think you're just what we're looking for.")

Bwaaaahahahahahah!

        02: Two Final Words: Lynn Minmei

Minmei: To be in love....

<Boomers cover their ears, in obvious pain>

Boomer 1: Arrrgh! It's the dreaded 'Minmei Attack'

Boomer 2: <struggling> If I can only... reach my... self-destruct
button... in time!

<Neither Boomer is able to self-destruct in time as their heads explode
due to Minmei's (The American one) awful singing!>

And the number one person who will never be recruited into the Knight
Sabres is....
        01: Any fanfic writer that cannot provide their own Battle
Armour!!  :)

HTG (Don't shoot me!)

BobKat is being _very_ silly and can't seem to stop. Please stop me.
Please???? For my own good, then? =O.O=;;

BobKat
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