Wooh! The Ep that you've all been waiting for! Sailormoon Heretics
episode 11...the disco episode!
Well, anyway, here it is...
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Sailormoon Heretics
Part 11
Dancing Queen. J'akite's Revenge
Somewhere, not in the normal universe, a group of 4 people sit in an
lavish forum. There is rows of benches made of ancient wood, and a throne
at one end of the room.
"How does the EVENT fair?" said One of the people. A Man in that has
a old and weathered face, battle scars cover his face, and bare arms. He
is also clad in old armor, wrapped in a Wolf skin, and a gray, red and
dark blue kilt.
"Russicora, I do not know, only, Melkano knows, and he's asleep." said
said a woman, dressed in a loose green robe, around and ample body. Her
coppery hair wild and loose about her inhumanely lovely face.
"I'm not asleep, I'm talking to Pax." said Another man, dressed in an all
encompassing red robe.
"What's he doing" said the last man. HE moved, and his red plate armor
creaked. There was something evil in his handsome face, and lustrous black
hair.
"He is doing well. He says that He has made contact with the Senshi he
placed there. They have been successful at preventing the Chaos Church from
acquiring any of the Chosen ones, and that they have permitted the energy
from the ley lines that they need. He also says that they need a focus
for the energy. That's all." said Melkano.
"Dammit, we should act now." said Rubicant.
"No, everything must follow the Volan Codex, and that says we have to
let the black fleet return."
At the Black Cathedral, Dolomite sits in his massive chambers, which is
actually, made up of the Chambers formally occupied by Lezinite, Hessenite, and
Walachite. He sits in a chair, looking at a massive screen on the wall,
thousands of names on it.
It comes to stop on one name, just as a Dragoon enters the room. Dolomite
quickly turns off the Screen.
"Sir, You have a messages from the Lady Distant, she wants to talk to you
in the lower halls." said the Dragoon.
"Ok." said Dolomite, and he left.
The Dragoon smiled beneath his high crested helm.
IN the bowels of the Cathedral, J'akite sits in a cell, quietly rotting.
"M'lord?" asks the Same dragoon that had met with Dolomite.
"What is is?" asked J'akite from his cell.
"Many of the dragoons are with you Sir, and We can release you."
"Really? We can't take on Dolomite, because he has the Lady Distant's
Corsairs at his command. We kill them, and the whole Hordes will come down
upon us."
"No, I have found away for you to get back in good favors."
"Oh?"
"Yes, I have found the Name of one of the Sailor Senshi...one of the
ones that Distant is after..."
"One of the Talisman Carriers!?"
"Yes, Her Name is..."
"A What? A Dance?" said Usagi, talking to Haruka on the street.
"Yea, But, not just a dance, it's a Disco Dance." Haruka has a huge smile
on her face.
"Um....disco?"
"Yes, you know what disco is...right?"
"Yea, but....Disco?"
"What? You have something against DISCO?" Haruka scowled.
"No...just...I don't have anything to ware." Usagi sweats.
"Really? I can help you with that..."
Very shortly, Haruka had Usagi in a very disco style dress in a tan color.
"It's awful." Said Usagi, and she giggles.
"That's kinda the idea. So, can you call the others to come to the dance?"
asked Haruka, who wore the full Saturday Night Fever white Leisure Suit.
"You look neat though."
"The word is Groovy. I look groovy."
"Sure you do. Is Michiru coming?"
"Of course."
"Setsuna? Hotaru?"
"They are coming too. Hikaru's coming too."
"What is it between Hikaru and Hotaru? It like...Boom! He shows up and
He's Hotaru's boyfriend."
"Um...it's was....love at first sight. Leave it at that."
"Um, Ok. So...when does it start?"
"At 8, stay here for a bit, I'll drive you over, But call the others and
tell them come here so they can get ready, I have a whole closet full of
the proper clothes for them." Haruka smiled a silly smile.
"Um...sure..."
At the stroke of 8, the crew arrives at the place were the dance was being
held.
"Oh man, this is great!" said Haruka, who strutted into the hall, and made
a b-line to the dance floor.
"Haruka seems to be in her element." said Michiru to Setsuna over the
blaring Music. She wore a dress that was sort of a mottled Yellow dress.
"Yes, I think she is. I think I'm going to get something to drink. I
wonder if they are serving any alcohol...I think I'm going to need it."
Setsuna looked at Haruka performing the YMCA Dance with a very Spock look on
her face.
"Um, I think I have my fake ID with me, I'll join you." Michiru and
Setsuna walked towards the bar.
"Hikaru, I'm going to go with the others, you and Mamoru stay together."
said Hotaru, pulling Hikaru down so she could talk in his ear.
"Yes, Hikaru can keep and eye on Mamoru." said Usagi.
"And Mamoru can keep an eye on Hikaru, there are to many cute girls here.
I don't want to see either of them with someone else." Both Usagi and Hotaru
walk off.
"Um, want a drink?" said Hikaru to Mamoru.
"Sure."
"Is this were she is?" asked J'akite, to the dragoon with him.
"Yes, according to the scanners, she's in there. We'll strike at 10
o'clock." said the dragoon.
"Why so late?"
"Um...that is the best time. Don't worry about it sir. We have it all
under control."
"Ok, but If this fails, your coming with me into the hellworlds."
"BURN BABY BURN....DISCO INFERNO!" blared the music, as Haruka danced
continuously. She had all the moves down pat. She twists and moves, and shakes
he bootie around.
"Haruka ish...a good...danser." said Mamoru. He was...a little drunk.
Hikaru stood next to him. "Your Drunk Mamoru."
"I'm...not..." Mamoru swayed a bit.
"Yes you are. I'm taking you Home."
"I haven't danced yet..." Mamoru walked, stumbled, to the dance floor.
"Mamoru! You've come to join me! I thought you guys were just going to
stand to the side look worried." Haruka said.
"Watch this..." Said Mamoru. He began to perform moves that would put
John Travolta to shame.
"Mamoru! That was really cool...can you do this?" she began to dance some
more. Both of them began to tear up the dance floor, with the rest of the
crowd gathering around them in a circle.
Usagi comes over to Hikaru.
"How could you let Mamo-chan get drunk?" she said, scowling.
"I...um..."
"Why aren't you drunk?" she poked Hikaru in the ribs.
"Don't poke him." said Hotaru coming up to him.
"Someone ought to stop them." said Setsuna, noticing that Mamoru
and Haruka are getting awfully close.
"Really? I don't know...it's sweet." said Michiru.
"Mamoru! You can dance well." said Haruka.
"You ain't seen nothin' yet baby." with that, Mamoru takes a very
surprised Haruka into his arms, and kisses her.
Michiru Spits her drink across the Room, and begins to laugh hysterically.
"Whoa! Did you just see what Mamoru just did!!!!" Said Makoto, to Rei.
"Hikaru! This is your fault!" said Usagi.
"But..."
He was cut off but the vaporization of most of the roof.
"What the..." said Setsuna, looking up at the now open roof.
"J'akite." Hikaru muttered under his breath.
J'akite was floating in the hole, along with 20 dragoons.
"Hello people, I hope I'm not disturbing anything." said J'akite.
Everyone begins to rush out of the hall. J'akite laughs.
"I don't care for you. I've only come for one person."
Hikaru slips into the washroom, Mamoru dragged by him.
"Dammit, you only had one drink, Haruka's going to kill you." said Hikaru,
propping Mamoru against the wall.
"She tash nice." said Mamoru.
"I'm sure she does." Hikaru opened the door a crack.
"Who are you looking for!" asked Michiru, who was standing with a rather
stunned Haruka.
"Her name is...Um..." J'akite starts looking though his uniform's pockets.
"Ah, here it is." He pulls a piece of paper out of a pocket and looks at it.
"Her name is....Mei'ou Setsuna, or should I say Sailor Pluto?"
Everyone turns to Setsuna, who is looking in dumb founded surprise.
"Who? Me? Sailor Pluto? Ha! You must be joking." Setsuna smiled an
uncomfortable smile.
"Don't deny it, I know it's you! Dragoons! Fire!" All the Dragoons took
aim, and fired with their rifles.
Suddenly, a massive Explosion happens in the air between the girls and
J'akite and his men.
When the air clears, All the girls had become their sailor Selves.
"What? You're all Sailor Senshi!?" said J'akite.
"Damn right." said Jupiter.
"Kill them!" yelled J'akite, but, 7 of his dragoons are destroyed but
the senshi's attack. Saturn for her part, leaps up and cleaves 4 of them in
half.
"Arrgh! Kill them! Kill them now!!!" J'akite pulls his own pistol and
starts shooting.
"Dead Scream!" Pluto's attack slammed into J'akite, and dropped him to the
dance floor, shattering it. She then goes over and picks him up by his collar.
"How the hell did you know who I am?!" This is punctuated by another Dragoon
exploding.
"I...I just do..."
"That's not an answer!" Pluto shakes J'akite, slamming his head into the
floor.
"She knows..." Suddenly an ornate spear speeds from the sky, giving Pluto
a mear second to avoid it. The Spear slams into J'akite's chest, and buries
it's self into the floor.
"Where did that come from?" said Moon, coming over to where Pluto is.
"This is bad." said Pax, appearing beside Pluto.
"What?" asked Mercury. "It's only a ornate wooden spear."
"It's not the spear it's self, but Only one person I know about that
executes in this way."
"I think you told me of this before." said Pluto.
"The Lady Distant. One of the most brilliant Scientists in the universe,
one of the most cruel people to ever live, and the Sister of the Black
Emperor."
"Distant? Isn't that what Haruka means in English?" said Neptune.
"It is." said Venus.
"Damn." said Uranus.
"Oh yes, what happened to Mamoru and Hikaru?" asked Moon.
"Um...I saw Hikaru take Mamoru home." said Pax.
"Really? How are we going to get home now?" said Mars.
Somewhere else, Dolomite sits watching a screen.
"How is that, M'lady?" he asks a shadowy figure that stands behind him.
"Jinnai Hikaru, Amoncara Pax, I will get you, and your little senshi too."
says a woman's voice, that is like a knife cutting though silk.
"He can't hide forever."
* END *
Well, there's part 11 for you...hope you enjoyed it! See you in part 12!
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