On Fri, 8 Nov 1996 18:36:14 -0500 Sean Gaffney said:

: Forget fictional characters, let's get into reality.  Here are
: the top 10 lines you'll never hear me say on the FFML.


Huh, pretty difficult. Half of my own top ten would be copies of
your lines.  Hmmm...

10.  Why, yes, Zen, I believe you are right, Ukyou *should* marry
     Ranma and feed Akane to the wolves.

9.  What, you mean... I could write myself into my stories? 
    Wheee, what fun!  I'll only do that from now on.

8.  Too dark?  There's no such thing as "Too Dark".  C'mon, Chris
    give me your worst.

7.  Kun-chan is wrong.

6.  Hey, it's *my* filksong - I can *so* rhyme "Akane" with
    "Highway Lane"

5.  No, I was very interested in your critique that _Ranko 1/2_
    was not really canon, because Ranma is actually a boy.  You
    really opened my eyes.  I'll go back and rewrite that.

4.  Nabiki?  Aw, who cares about that cold bitch?  Gimme Shampoo
    any day.

3.  So what if Ukkyo mispronounced "Kawikune" in my fic.  It's all
    foreign gibberish anyway.

2.  Hey?!  Was I unsubbed?  Test *Test* TEST!


And the #1 thing you'll never hear me say (nor see me write) is:


1.  You all know how much I love _Sailor Moon_, especially the
    North American TV version, so I wrote this crossover with my
    *other* favourite show - It's called _Sailor Rangers_...



Sebastian (Except for the #1, these were actually unordered)
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