Ranma1/2 Vs. Sailor Moon
Different Transformations
Chapter 3: Round 2; Fight!
"Okay lady, I guess here will do nicely," says Ukyou as she stops
in the yard by
the dojo. "This is your last chance, I don't want to hurt you. Just keep
you and your pals
away from my Ranma sugar and everything'll be okay."
"Odd," thinks Venus, "Nega-creeps usually don't give us a
reprieve. They just
attack us mindlessly." Sailor Venus pushes this thought out of her mind
as she buckles
up for the fight.
"Mina," whispers Artemis, "are you sure she's the bad guy? I'm
not getting any
real bad senses from her."
"I don't know if she's a negacreep myself, but she's helping one
of them and that
makes her an enemy. Remember Artemis, we fought some humans that were
sided with
the negaverse in Europe and they didn't give any bad vibes either,"
whispers Venus back.
"But I'll go easy on her just in case, alright?"
Ukyou moves into an defensive stance with her spatula. "Don't say
I didn't warn
you." Ukyou charges at her, swinging her spatula at Venus.
Venus leaps into the air, and attempts to land on Ukyou, but
instead hits dirt when
Ukyou jumps away. Ukyou repeats the same attack with her spatula, but
Venus dodges
it, then grabs it with one hand before Ukyou has a chance to swing it
again, and pushes
her palm into Ukyou's chin shoving her teeth together.
"You hit me!" Ukyou exclaims as she kicks at Venus. Venus dodges
the kick, but
has to let go of the spatula. The past couple of years, she has been
fighting the threat of
the negaverse in Europe all by herself. She's gotten pretty good because
of that.
"Alright honey, it's time to get serious." Ukyou fients as if she
was going to rush
at Venus again with her spatula. Venus jumps into the air. Only this
time, Ukyou digs
her spatula into the dirt and throws a hail of soot at Venus. Some of it
gets into her eyes,
and she barely manages to land without hurting herself.
Seeing Venus disorientated, Ukyou flies at her with the spatula.
Venus manages
to elude it, but Ukyou kicks her leg backwards catching Venus in the gut.
As Venus
recoils, Ukyou slams the handle of her spatula on the back of Venus' head.
Venus drops
to her elbows and knees.
"I don't want to harm you anymore. Go now and stay away from my
Ranchan,"
says Ukyou as she backs away from Venus.
"Not quite yet," mutters Venus. "You should've finsihed me when
you got the
chance. I'm not going to underestimate you again," cries Venus as a
bright light flashes
from under her. "Venus Love Me Chain!" she cries as heart shaped chains
begin to
surrond her. However, instead of shooting them, she grabs a link.
"Now I've got a weapon too," she claims as she begins to swing the
orange lit
chain. "Hi-yaaa!" she cries as she moves in and slashes at Ukyou with the
chain.
Ukyou blocks it with her spatula, but it wraps around it. A game
of tug of war
ensues.
Seeing the stalemate, Ukyou is forced to pull the ace up her
sleeve. She pulls
from her shoulder strap her mini-spatula's and throws them at Venus.
Venus is again forced to let go as she dodges the blades. She
turns to look at
Ukyou only to see her own chain flying at her. The chain wraps around her
neck, cutting
of her oxygen.
"Just give up!" begs Ukyou as she pulls the the chain, keeping it
tight.
"Huh, uhhhhh...," Venus gasps out, trying to collect some oxygen.
With a low
voice, Venus manages to murmur "venus... crescent beam... smash."
A glow forms at the edge of one of Venus' fingertips, then shoots
at Ukyou at the
speed of thought. Ukyou barely gets her spatula to block the blast. The
force of it
knocks Ukyou backwards onto her rear.
"Huuuuh," Venus gasps, trying to suck in as much oxygen as
possible. Still
holding her neck, Venus turns her attention to Ukyou who was beginning to
stand up.
"Venus Love Chain Encircle!" she shouts out as the chain surronds her,
then flies
towards Ukyou.
Ukyou quickly jumps away from it, but it still manages to wrap
itself around her
legs. Ukyou quickly falls back to the ground hard.
"It was a good fight, but it's over now." Venus says as she
begins to walk away
from Ukyou.
"Does it look like I'm through," yells Ukyou after her. Her legs
were still
wrapped up, but she props herself up with her hands.
"Don't make this harder than it already is."
"Funny, I was about the say the same thing," Ukyou says as she
flings her flour
bomb at Venus. Venus blocks it with her forearms, but the impending smoke
has her
gagging again. Ukyou cuts the chain with one of her mini-spatulas.
"Okynamiyaki
Attack!" cries Ukyou as she flings one of her Japanese pizzas at Venus.
Venus is able to
avoid it.
"Was that it?" inquires Venus.
"Turn around," replies Ukyou.
"No! Don't...," Artemis warns too late.
"Whu?" she gets out before the pancake flies into her face with a
SPLAT. It had
returned like a boomerang. She struggles to get the blinding thing off
her face.
"Batter up!" Ukyou screams as her spatula slams itself into Venus'
back and
throws her against a tree. Venus slides off the tree weakly.
"Sailor Venus!" cries a worried Artemis as she rushes to her side.
"Mina, are you
okay?"
"Ma'am? My okynomiyaki has something in it, can I have another?"
Venus says
deliriously before her head falls back to the ground.
A year ago, a talking cat would have scared the hell out of her.
But since she's
moved in with Ranchan and his crowd, it just didn't seem like such a big
deal. Speaking
of which, "Ranma honey! Don't worry, I'm coming to help you!" Ukyou says
as she
runs back to the front yard where she left Ranma.
He walks from the masses of commoners to the front of the crowd.
Only he, the
finest warrior the negaverse has very produced, can at will summon an
audience with the
mighty Queen Beryl. Actually, there was one other now. But only for now.
"What is it Malachite, you have alot of nerve to walk around with
your nose that
high after the recent losses we have endured. Those Sailor Brats are
actually putting us
behind schedule," seethes the wicked queen.
"But I now have a fool proof plan my queen, one in which...," he
says before
being cut off.
"One in which those meddlesome Sailor Scouts blah blah blah. I've
heard this
before Malachite with less than satisfactory results."
"My queen, your scorn is understandable, but at least wait until I
show you my
ultimate weapon!"
There is a silence that follows. Malachite dares not continue
until he has recieved
the queen's approval. She enjoys watching him wait nervously.
"Tell me of your plan."
"Of course my queen."
Malachite lifts his hand, and suddenly a beam of blue light shoots
out of it, arcing
outwards. An image begins to form in it. A small man could be seen,
wearing a dark
ninja outfit and carrying a large bag containing something...
"This my queen, is Happosai, the strongest mortal on earth. His
strength is
unparalled, perhaps even stronger than... some negaverse creatures."
Malachite had
corrected himself before saying "stronger than yours!" Malachite
continues to say "Best
of all, he's already tainted by the darkside. Possessing him with a
negaverse creature
should be mere child's play." He closes his fist, "he shall destroy the
Sailor Scouts
singlehandidly!"
"For your sake, he'd better," warns Queen Beryl. "Fine, I approve
of your plan.
But I'm assigning Prince Darian to command this mission."
"NO!" Malachite accidently shouts out. "I mean, since I have
overseen this
project so far, I feel my knowledge of it would assure our success in this
task," he says
humbly. "Please my Queen, I implore you."
"Fine Malachite, fetch the freak, but nothing more. Go now before
I change my
mind."
"You have my thanks my Queen," he says before disappearing in a
swirl of
energy.
"Malachite has something planned with this individual. Even I
have felt his
power myself. He could prove to be a dangerous toy for Malachite to play
with, perhaps
even dangerous to me," she thinks.
"Prince Darian!" she calls out.
Darian appears in a whirl of roses. "What do you ask of me my
Queen?" he asks
as he bows before her.
"I want you to keep an eye on Malachite. If even a hint of
treachery is percieved,
do with him as you wish. But make sure that this Happosai does indeed
fall into the
control of the negaverse. Do not let Malachite know you are spying on
him. And while
your at it, take care of those Sailor Brats if you get the chance. Now
begone!"
"As you wish my Queen," he obliges before disappearing the way he
appeared.
"Akane, I got a question for you," Ranma asks casually dodging, as
if a blond girl
wasn't attempting to hit him with her stick or wand or something. "How
come you
didn't jump in and offer to defend me with the other girls when the
'scouts' threatened
me?"
His response is a fist on his head. "Ranma, it doesn't look to me
like you need
my help! Apparently you don't need me or any of your GIRLFRIENDS against
this poor
defenseless girl who obviously doens't know any martial arts!"
"Who... are you... calling defenseless," stammers out an exhausted
Sailor Moon.
"I didn't say I needed their help! Awww, a slow poke like you
probably wouldn't
have been much good anyways," roars back an infuriated Ranma.
Sailor Moon watches in amazement as the two suddenly begin a
screaming
match. Even her and Rei were never this bad. They had completely
forgotten about her
in their argument.
"Uhhh, guys,... yoo-hoo? Over here!" says Serena, trying to grab
some attention.
"WHAT!" they both scream back.
"Um, I think we were kinda oh I don't know, fighting or
something?"
"Girl, if you call that fighting," boasts Ranma, "then you aren't
worth my time."
As Ranma finished that sentence, Akane had shoved another fist
into Ranma's
face. "You don't have to be so arrogant Ranma!"
"Serena, why didn't you attack him while they were fighting?"
scolds Luna.
"It doesn't matter because they started fighting again!"
"Hmmm, I beginning to think they have nothing to do with the
negaverse Serena."
"All I know is is this creep is working with that old pervert, and
you know that
old guy was negatrash, you felt the bad vibes yourself, and this jerk is
about to taste
some..." she pauses as she takes off her tiara and spins in a circle. The
tiara starts
glowing with energy. "...some Moon Tiara Magic!" she cries as she flings
the tiara.
"Ranma, look out!" warns Akane. Ranma's back was turned to it and
it was
heading straight for both of them.
"Get down Akane!" Ranma yells as he pushes her to the ground and
then leans
away from the projectile himself. "Okay, with a special attack like that,
I guess I was
taking you too lightly," Ranma says as he begins to run towards Sailor
Moon.
"Ranma!" Akane yells again, but Ranma had already heard the sound
of the
frisbee flying back towards him and leaps into the air as it sails
underneath him.
Serena manages to catch the tiara but suddenly notices a shadow
descending on
her. Before she has a chance to whimper, Ranma had swung his foot across
her face and
sent her falling onto her chest.
He lands, expecting her to fight back, but instead, she slowly
gets onto her knees,
turns around, her whole body shaking, and lets out a "WAAAAAAAAH!" that
could
wake the dead.
Chapter 4: Let's Forget About Nearly Killing Each Other, Let's Be Friends
"Oh my god, I didn't mean to hit you that hard. Are you alright.
I mean, geez,
don't tell anyone I hit you like that, I mean, I didn't mean to... I
mean..." he stutters out
before Akane shoved his face into the dirt.
"Ranma, what are you doing picking on her like that!" Akane scolds
before
kicking Ranma into the sky. She then tries to calm Sailor Moon down.
"Sailor Moon, are you okay? Serena, stop crying and talk to me,"
says an
unknown voice. Akane looks down to see a talking black cat. Ranma lands
back onto
the earth with a thud.
"Sailor Moon! I'll get you for that you creep!" cries Luna
vengefully as she leaps
at Ranma.
With all the hoopla going on, Ranma hadn't noticed her before.
Upon seeing her,
Ranma lets out a "AIIEEEEEEE!" as he frantically runs away from a pursuing
Luna. "It
also talks! Get it away from me, get it away from me, AIEEEEE!" he wails
before a
clothesline by Akane drops him to the ground, blacking him out for a few
seconds.
Akane quickly picks up the cat, who she noticed had started
talking. "Ummm,
usually when people fall into Jusenkyo, their animal form don't gain
verbal skills. So
I'm going out on a limb her and assuming you didn't fall in Jusenkyo,
right?"
"I've never heard of it in my life," replies the cat with her
usual english voice.
Right then Ukyou reaches the front yard and notices Ranma's
condition. "Ranma
Honey!" she cries out concerningly as she quickly rushes to his side,
propping him up.
"Ranma speak to me!"
"Ukyou, you gotta help me! Get me away from here! Away from that
talking
cat!" Ranma screams out like a maniac.
Ukyou drops Ranma like a sack of potatoes, and turns to face the
still hysterical
Sailor Moon. "What'd you do to him girl? You practically drove him mad!"
she
screamed preparing to strike her with her fists.
"Ukyou, wait!" cries out Akane as she gets in Ukyou's way.
"Believe it or not,
there really is a talking cat."
"Oh yeah, you're right, I saw a white one that was talking too. I
guess Ranma
freaked when he saw that black one there, huh?"
Both Akane and Ukyou start laughing out loud hysterically.
"Hey, this is serious," complains Ranma right before he notices
Luna again.
"AHHHH!" he screams before he blacks out again.
"Se...seriously though, ha ha, no... seriously," Akane chugs out,
trying to stop
laughing. "Seriously though, I'm sure Ranma didn't mean to hit you like
that. He's just
used to people who could take that and alot more. It seems to him that he
has a new
enemy every week." Akane wipes the tears from Sailor Moon's eyes with a
tissue.
"She, she didn't *sniffle* have to hit me that hard," sobs out
Sailor Moon. "And
I'm not surprised people are attacking her every week if she works for
that perverted old
letch!"
"Perverted old letch? Oh no, don't tell me that's why you're
here?"
"Actually, that's exactly why we're here," replies a voice behind
Ukyou. "Our
friend was attacked by a molester calling himself Happosai, in the middle
of the night,
who was also giving off enourmous amounts of negative energy according to
Luna," says
Sailor Mercury, who had finally gotten back.
"Luna?" inquires Ukyou.
"The black talking cat. Which reminds me, where's Artemis? And
all the other
Sailor Scouts?"
"Um, I'm sorry kid, but I kind of knocked out your blonde friend
while we were
fighting. How'd you get rid of Kuno? He can be pretty presistent from
what I her."
"Yeah," says Akane, "how did you get rid of him? I'd liked to
know. It could
come in handy."
"Let me guess, your one of his other two loves that he was
babbling about?"
"Yeah, me and his 'pig-tailed girl.' I guess I'm gonna have to
welcome you to the
reluctant Kuno's mistress club."
"Ahem," interupts Luna. "I hate to break up your girlfriend chat,
but what about
this negaverse creature you seem to know?"
"Negaverse? No, no kitty, Happosai ain't no creature, at least I
don't think he is.
He's just some old pervert who steals women's underwear and happens to be
one of the
most powerful fighters to grace the face of the earth," answers Ukyou.
"Why did you
think Ranma honey was involved?"
"Because he told me Ranma Saotome was his apprentice and that I
should go to
him if I wanted to... see him again. And why do all of you talk about
this girl like she
was a guy?" answers Sailor Moon.
"I'm willing to bet he didn't use those words," answers a
concsious Ranma, only
he kept his eyes closed this time. "Out of sight, out of mind. Out of
sight, out of mind,"
thinks Ranma, repeating the mantra over and over again. "As for your
question, that's
gonna be a little tough to explain."
"Ranma, you okay," cries Shampoo as she jumps all of a sudden into
Ranma's
arms.
"Shampoo? Oh man, you're a mess. I'd hate to see the other
girl," lamates
Ranma as he pushes himself away from her, lest Akane strikes him again.
"Other girl tough, might have beat Shampoo too if Mousse no
interfere," she says
scornfully.
"Shampoo, everything is going to be alright. I'm taking you to a
hospital right
now. Have you grown taller Shampoo?" asks Mousse to Lita, who he was
carrying piggy
back.
"Who you calling Shampoo," yells Lita as she smashes his head in
with both fists.
She managed to stand up, but her leg still felt sore.
"Lita, are you okay," asks a concerned Amy. "Maybe we should get
you to a..."
"I'll be fine," says Lita angrily. She then walks up to Shampoo.
Shampoo stares
back at her. Finally, Lita extends her hand. "That was a good fight.
You're definitly
tougher than any negascum I've fought."
Shampoo shakes her hand. "You pretty good fighter youself, even
though
Shampoo no idea what negascum. If you boy, Shampoo might have to marry
you."
Lita, puzzled by the statement, just nods her head and smiles.
"Wait Shampoo, you lost? Doesn't that mean... uh, nevermind,"
concludes
Ranma remembering the kiss of death.
"She no beat Shampoo, Mousse inteferre before it over."
"But if he hadn't, that girl would have been sucking gravel."
"Shampoo not so sure of that," she says, giving an evil eye to
Lita. Lita lets it go.
"Hey guys, did we miss anything," asks a still woozy Sailor Venus,
with Artemis
by her side.
"Sailor Venus!" the other scouts exclaim. "You feeling alright?"
"Couldn't be better," she says as she finally seems to have regain
her balance.
She takes a look at Lita and jumps back. "What happened to you Lita!"
"Don't worry about me, it was no big deal," she falsifies,
obviously still in a great
deal of pain.
"Glad to see you're back on your feet, honey," says Ukyou. "For
what it's worth,
I'm really sorry we had to do that over what turned out to me a
misunderstanding."
"I've had worse lumps, don't worry about me. But, what
misunderstanding?"
questions Venus.
"We'll explain it later," Luna says quickly, "but where's Rei?"
Kodachi had regained consciousness again, and noticed Rei slumped
over the
edge of the rooftop. Apparently, she had passed out after using her dirty
tricks on her.
"I'll show her that cheaters never prosper," begins Kodachi as she is
about to leap onto
the rooftop to finish Rei off.
Mars slowly regains consciousness and opens her eyes to see
Kodachi bounding
towards her with a steel rod in her hands. Mars was still too groggy to
do anything. As
luck would have it, she didn't have to as a figure quickly pulls Mars up
by her shirt
roughly. Kodachi smashes the tiles into pieces.
"Do not fear mistress Kodachi, I shall teach this fowl temptress a
lesson for you,"
exclaims Sasuki still holding Mars by the front collars of her shirt.
Mars' head was
weakly slumped backwards as Sasuki was shaking her.
"You overgrown rat! Did it look like I needed your wretched aid!"
yells Kodachi
as she brings her rod down hard onto his head.
"But Miztress..." he gets out as stars start flying around his
head. He falls down unconsciously. and letting go of Mars.
With all her remaining strength, Mars hurtles Sasuki into Kodachi
knocking both
of them onto the ground. They both stay there.
Mars looks down quizzicaly. "Geez, what kind of mutant is that
little freak?"
wonders Mars as she looks down disgustidly. She runs back to the dojo
already sure that
that ugly little freak was going to be given her nightmares tonight.
"Oh, look who finally decided to show up," remarks Sailor Moon
sarcastically.
"Be quiet Sailor Moon," replies Mars. "I had to really fight.
You probably took
one hit and started bawling like a baby."
"No I didn't, not exactly, well mostly I did, but..." Sailor Moon
says quietly,
slightly ashamed.
"Luna, is there a reason we're not fightin anymore," asks Mars.
"Well, it turns out this girl isn't responsible for the attack,
nor are all her friends
part of the negaverse. In fact, neither was that Happosai. Apparently,
he just happens to
be an extremely powerful evil individual," answers Luna.
"Well, it was nice meeting you all. Let's let bygones be bygones
and maybe we'll
see each other again in the future," says Venus as she begins to walk
away.
"I guess this was a waste of time. Thanks Sailor Moon," scolds
Mars.
"Wait! I still want to get that pervert for what he did to me! I
don't care if he
was part of the negaverse or not," complains Sailor Moon.
Ranma, with his eyes closed again, says "Girl, you don't want to
mess with that
old letch. All of us combined together still couldn't take down that old
fool. Just be glad
you don't live with him! Even an unfemenim girl like Akane isn't safe
from him."
Akane throws a tea kettle at him, smacking him with it while the
hot water breaks
all over him.
"Owww!" Ranma cries, who suddenly turns into boy type.
Hearts suddenly fill Sailor Moons', Mars', Jupiters', and Venus'
eyes. "What I
stud!" they all say in unison.
"He looks even better than Freddie," remarks a lovestruck Jupiter.
"Hey, back off! You were all trying to kill him a second ago,
remember,"
interjects Akane irratatedly.
"I'm a little bit confused," remarks Mercury. "He's a boy when he
gets doused
with hot water, but how does he turn into a girl? Why does he change
sexes in the first
place?"
Akane is all too eager to throw Ranma into the pond.
"Gee, you could've just told them!" screams back an infuriated
girl type Ranma.
"Oh, so cold water turns him/her into a female," says Mercury.
Ranma begins pouring hot water onto himself and complaining "I'm
not a her!
I'm a him! No him/her, just a him!"
Ranma has since opened his eyes and noticed the cats again. He
once again starts
screaming and running away hyterically.
"Ummm, if you don't mind so much, could you hide your cats in that
big bag of
yours or something. It was funny at first, but it's getting annoying,"
requests Akane.
"No problem. Alright Luna, get in there," says Sailor Moon as she
roughly
shoves Luna into her purse. Venus does the same with Artemis, only a bit
more gently.
"You realize I can't breathe in mrmfff..." Luna tried to get out
before Sailor
Moon zipped the bag up.
"Cats! Cats everywhere!" Ranma was screaming.
"They're gone Ranma! Calm down now!" shouts Akane as she slugs
Ranma yet
again. Ranma falls down, but at least he was no longer panicking.
"Back to the point, where is this Happosai?" asks Mercury. "If he
is such an evil
and powerful threat, we might have to deal with him sooner or later."
"Mercury, have you ever thought," says Venus, "if the negaverse
might try to get
him to join the negaverse, either through persuasion or force?"
"You're right," says Jupiter. "If he's powerful now, he would be
unstoppable if
his powers get coupled with the negaverse."
"Alright then. Ranma," orders Mars, "you gotta show us where
Happosai is.
Where going to have to take care of him now, no matter what the
consequences."
Sailor Moon, feeling left out of the conversation, can only shout
an unnecessary
"Ya! What everybody else said except me, the leader of the Sailor
Scouts," she seethes,
staring wickedly at Mars.
"You know, I guess you girls aren't that bad fighters if you were
able to take
down some of us. And I do think it's about time we rid ourselves of
Happosai once and
for all," answers Ranma. "Who's with us?"
"You can count on me Ranma honey."
"Shampoo follow husband anywhere."
"Shampoo my love, where'd you go?" asks a still delerious Mousse.
"My blue haired beauty," cries Kuno as he comes running back. "I
have solved
the delima that has dammed the raging waters of our affection." He is
about to grab her
but Ranma sticks his foot in his face.
"Saotome, do you attempt to lay claim to this beauty as well? Is
your harem not
enough to suit you?"
"You should be one to talk about harem's Kuno!" yells back Ranma.
Akane nudges Mercury and whispers "Kuno's harder to get rid of
than a
cockroach." Amy shakes her head.
"Aside you defiler of women," says Kuno as he shoves his way past
Ranma. "Let
my heart burn with the warmth to be the sun to your Mercury. The river
that is our love
shall flow freely now. I have decided that there is indeed another way to
prove my worth
to you other than combat," says Kuno as he suddenly pulls a few dozen
roses from behind
his back to hand to Mercury. "I shall smutten you with my unparalled
charm and woo
you with romance all of Paris could not compare with."
Amy blushes hard. The other sailor scouts notice this.
"Uh oh!" teases Sailor Moon. "Looks like Mercury has got herself
a boyfriend.
What will Greg think Amy?"
"It's not like that!" disputes a totally red Mercury. "These are
really sweet Kuno,
but I have to reject your kindness, I already have somebody," Mercury half
lies.
"What! Surely this fool cannot compare to the wonder that is me!"
"Kuno, does this mean you no longer care for me," asks Akane with
hope in her
eyes.
"No Akane Tendo, I could not part with you anymore than I could
part with the
pig-tailed girl," answers Kuno nervously. "Surely a man such as I could
satisfy you all. I
would not have you both, I would have you all!" Kuno screams while he
starts laughing
maniacly. Ranma knocks him into a wall.
"Ranma," a worried Akane utters, "you aren't planning to kill him
are you?"
"I sure would like to kill Kuno," answers Ranma.
"No, not Kuno. All of us would like to kill him. I'm talking
about Happosai.
"Uh, actually, I haven't really thought what we were going to do
to him."
Everybody falls over with a huge blue drop on their heads.
"Come to think of it, I don't even know where he is."
Everybody falls down even lower.
"My honey bunny!" screams a voice that gives Sailor Moon chills.
"I like the
costume! Allow me to inspect it even futher!" Happosai leaps at Sailor
Moon.
"AHHHH! It's him, it's the pervert!" cries Sailor Moon.
Jupiter slams Happosai into the ground before he reaches Sailor
Moon. "This
shrivled up old letch is the most powerful man in the world?"
Suddenly, Happosai had stuck himself between Jupiter's breasts.
"Oh my! So
many pretty ladies today! And all so full of robust energy!"
Ranma grabs Happosai and throws him against a rock. "Not just the
most
powerful, but also the most perverted."
"Okay scouts, let's do this while he's down," dictates Sailor
Moon, actually
showing a flash of leadership.
All of them, even Kuno, had surronded Happosai, prepared to gang
up on him
"Oh, so is that how it is? You may be next in line for the school
of Anything
Goes Martial Arts Ranma, but I'm going to be around for a long time to
come," says
Happosai as he begins building his battle aura. The bright blue energy
emanating from
him catches them all by surprise, as they shield their eyes from the
bright energy.
"Everybody, get him before he fully powers up!" shouts Ranma.
All of a sudden, the fight is obstructed by a swirl of black
energy that blows
everybody in random directions. Malachite appears from the middle of the
maelstrom.
"Happosai," Malachite declares casually, "today you shall
experience true
power!" He floats to Happosai who was still on the ground and places the
palm of his
hand onto his forehead. A burst of energy surges into him. As Malachite
removes his
hand, a negaverse symbol could be seen on his forehead.
"No! We're too late," screams Mercury.
"Yes master Malachite," says a voice slightly different from
Happosai's. "Today
is the beginning of the end." A tremendous amount of power is discharged
from
Happosai as an explosion engulfs the entire courtyard, and parts of the
Tendo home. A
mushroom cloud of smoke could be seen from miles away.
Soun is crouched over the go board, with sweat dripping off his
face. Mr. Panda
holds up a sign saying "Hurry Up!"
"If I can delay a little longer," thinks Soun, "I'm sure Ranma
will interupt this
game. I can always count on that boy to cause a ruckus."
All of a sudden, the explosion blows into the room knocking the go
board over.
Both of them are burned black, and all of Genma and Soun's hair are
standing up..
"Ha ha Saotome. I guess we'll have to start all over again don't
we?"
Author: How's that for a cliffhanger? Anyways, I guess there are two main
things most
people would have a problem with. 1), the scouts didn't have their new
powers yet, and
2) Shampoo would have kicked Jupiter's butt. The answer to the first
question is kind of
stretching things a bit. I thought it'd get old real fast it the scouts
just kept doing their
first attacks. So I threw the new one's in. Remember, the scouts never
said "Wow, I
have a new power!" when they get it, they just use it. At least not in
the U.S. They could have had these powers all along and just never used it before,
right? That thing Mars did at the end of her fight was a move I stole from the SM PSX game.
As for Jupiter and Shampoo, I'd have to say Shampoo is the better fighter, but
Jupiter has her powers. And keep in mind, Shampoo didn't really lose, Mousse butted in at
the end. For all you know, Shampoo could've dodged at threw her off the wall. Anyways,
this chapter was really long, hope I didn't piss anybody off. Ch.4 is out there now.
One more thing. It seems like the lining of this is way out of wack, but
I'm it's better than no quotes, so live with it. I'll try to fix it as
soon as I can, but I don't even know the problem! Once again, please mail comments to schi@uci.edu or chihokodan@aol.com.