I guess I deserved that.  Whose Idea was it to call the sexfics "Lemons" 
anyway?

HAYES

Gee, the only thing I can think of is "The Lemon Song" by Led Zeppelin.

"Squeeze my lemon 'til the juice runs down my leg. Squeeze it so hard I
fall right out of bed..." Well, you get the idea. Not the soaring
pinnacle of good taste that you might expect from Zepp. The lines also
appear in "Travellin' Riverside Blues," I believe.

A bit embarrassed,
Jeremy