Scriviner scribed:

        <this message brought to you from the safety of the prod proof bunker>

Scriviner then feels a tapping on his shoulder and turns around to see
Stargazer with a cattleprod in hand.  "Scriviner, there is no such thing as
a prod rpoof bunker when your dealing with somebody who has a 'porter as 
personal equipment.  Now, don't you think you should begin writing instead of
wasting time with something like this?"  A high pitched humm fills the air
as the prod is charged up.

-- 
                    Deputy Bastard Taskmaster From Hell

                +!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!+
               / Wayne Pillion     | stargaze@world.std.com  \
              / Stargazer          | stargaze@purdue.edu      \
             +!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!+

                        Legion of PAC Commander