Six points to the first person to realize where I got the
plot structure / title.  And now, on with yet another 'Darkfic'.

Hehe:) From the lovely dark spoof book/film "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
are Dead." The author's name eludes me at the moment, but I remember it
being a great film:)

In addition to being a killer-cool film...
nine points to the first person who can identify the band that did the
opening song...

Terrence "The Human Mellotron" Marks