Sailor Moon vs. Ranma 1/2
Different Transformations
by Shiaw Chi ìHokodanî
Okay, this is my second fanfic, but the first one ever posted. Iíve had a
friend read it, and she thought it was worth reading. Iíve tried to make the
story accessible to fans of either Ranma or Sailor Moon, but at least a
rudimentary knowledge of both is recommended. Any Sailor Moon fan should be
able to pick up where this story takes place (between the first time Tux got
his memory back and the end of the first series). Ranma has no timeline,
just whatever Viz has released so far. This story is a whopper that just
kept going and going. This is only the first two parts, but I have eight
parts done already. I try to keep with the feel of the original stories, but
it's just a tad more serious than usual and by chapter 2, it does get a
little bloody, but pg-13 fair. Enough already, on with the story!
Prologue: Sailor Moon... Defiled?
ìWheeee!î Serena screams as she glides across the snow with the skill of an
Olympian. The cliff is a steep 70 degrees, but Serena only sees it as a
means to go faster. She carefully weaves left and right and back to the
right avoiding trees, poles, other skiers, lord knows what else. Sheís going
so fast she can hardly make them out anyway. It doesnít matter to her
though, because, because,.... because she isnít clutzing up right now! No,
quite the opposite. Shifting on her skis as elegantly as she is beautiful.
She wishes her friends were with her now, and especially Rei; Serena would
kill to see Reiís face after watching her ski like a professional. Wouldnít
she be jealous! But a passing thought crosses Serenaís mind. Iíve never
been skiing before. Oh well, maybe this is just one of those
ìmoon-princess-thingsî that just come naturally.
All of a sudden, she begins to feel unbalanced. Keeping her skis straight
becomes more of a struggle. ìWhatís going on,î Serena wonders? The sticks
begin to feel as heavy as trees as she tries to use them to regain her
equilibrium. White begins to fill the air. The snow is being blown around
by a fierce wind. The gale begins to blow harder and harder until Serena is
caught in a full blown blizzard. The wind and snow cut through Serenaís
parka like daggers.
All through these past few seconds Serena has managed to keep herself up,
but she finally loses her composure and crumples into a helpless heap. All
she can hear is the wind blowing, as the coldness grips her tighter and
tighter. The wind almost seems to be speaking to her, it almost sounds like
words. ìWhoooreeeenaaaaSeeeereeeenaaaa!î the wind finally screams.
ìSerena, wake up Serena!î whispers Lunaís familiar voice. ìWake up Serena,
itís important.î
ìFive more minutes mom, just five more minutes and Iíll go to school...î
Luna shakes her head in frustration. Serena has left her no choice. Luna
goes closely to Serenaís ear, and whispers so loudly itís not really a
whisper anymore, ìWake Up Meatball Head!î
Serenaís eyes flutter open and before Luna knows it, Serenaís hand had
grabbed the back of Lunaís neck. For such a clutz, she was pretty fast!
ìWhatíd you just call me Luna? Like I donít get that enough from Rei
and....î Serena trails off as she is reminded of her destined love, Darian,
whoís now in the clutches of the evil Queen Beryl against his will. At
least, she hopes itís against his will. Tears begin to well up in her eyes
as she wonders if sheís lost Darian for the last time. And all that time she
had treated him so badly.
Serena regains her composure. ìItís four in the morning Luna,î Serena
whispers so as not to wake the rest of the house, ìand tomorrowís a school
day so this better be important!î Serena feels a cold chill creep up on her.
She turns and notices her curtains being blown wildly by a strong wind.
ìAnd close the windows Luna! Whyíd you open it? Itís freezing tonight, and
it turned my dream into a nightmare.î
ìI didnít open it Serena, I think a prowler did. In fact, you might want to
keep it down because heís right next to your closet right now!î hisses Luna
as she points at a small round shadow going through her closet.
ìOh my god, what am I gonna do, oh my god! I know, Iíll pretend Iím still
asleep. He wonít bother me as long as I leave him alone,î proclaims Serena
as she lays her head down and closes her eyes.
Luna canít believe what she just saw. Actually, she does. Serena just
doesnít surprise her anymore. This is the girl who has clashed heads with
Zoicite and emerged victorious and yet cries when she eats ice cream too
fast. ìSerena, you can take this person, your Sailor Moon, remember? Go
punish him for stealing!î Serena pretends to snore loudly. At least Luna
thinks sheís pretending. Then an idea hits her.
ìSerena, I think heís stealing that sweater Andrew gave you for your
birthday,î lying through her teeth.
ìWHAT! Nobody touches that sweater! I donít even wear it because Iím
afraid itíll lose his scent!î she screams as she jumps off the bed with
amazing speed and turns on her lamp. ìI am Sail...errr. Serena Tsukino of
Crossroads junior high, and on behalf of my crush on Andrew, I will punish
you!î she recites while doing her repetitive hand gestures ending with her
pointing at the big, tall, scary...midget? And he wasnít stealing her
sweater, he was stealing....the little pervert was stealing her bras and
panties!
ìWhat are you doing!î screams Serena at him. He was about the size of Luna,
with his few gray hairs poking out of his makeshift mask tied around his
nose. He was wearing some sort of dark ninja outfit and carrying a bag
larger than he was. The bag was so stuffed, the braís were already
overflowing out of it. Serena was stunned.
Seeing Serena frozen like a deer in the headlights, the thief decided to
take advantage of this. ìOh my, arenít you a grown girl! Yes, your silky
little darlings will receive a special spot on my shelf. You should consider
it quite an honor. Let me allow you to thank me my dear!î as the pervert
suddenly launches himself into Serenaís chest.
ìAHHHHHH!î she screams, her mind racing, the sicko... heís.... dirty
little.... my breasts... nobody.... Serena regains her senses and with a
might she never knew she had, bashes her fist into the pervert's head and
driving him into the ground. ìHOW DARE YOU TOUCH ME THERE! WHO ARE YOU!î
ìHmmmm, Iíve never quite seen a battle auraís like yours before. Your
bosoms have given me an energy burst I havenít felt in a long time. So much
untapped potential, how could a person have so much power and yet use so
little of it?î
ìIíll show you how little of it I use!î she screams as she attempts to step
on his little head. Before she can grind her heel into him, heís gone.
ìNice try honey, but youíll have to do better than that if you want to catch
the master of the Anything Goes School of Martial Arts!î cries a voice from
the window sill. ìAnd in regards to your question, the nameís Happosai my
dear, and I get the feeling weíll be meeting again soon. And if you want to
make it sooner, just drop by the Tendo Dojo of Anything Goes Martial Arts in
the Nerima district and ask for Ranma Saotome. Heís my apprentice and will
make sure you and me...get together again. By the way, I love the hair!î he
says with a wink as he leaps away into the dark night.
ìHapposai,î Luna states quizzically.
ìRanma Saotome,î Serena thinks out loud as she writes it down. ìIíll get
that little pervert and his stoogie if itís the last thing I do!î
Chapter 1: Another Normal Day at the Tendo Dojo
ëìRANMAAAA!î screams a familiar voice. ìWHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE YOU
PERVERT!î With that said, Ranma is seen flying out of Akaneís bedroom window
into the carp pond. Girl-type Ranma immediately rises from it, her orange
shirt, bow tie, and blue pants all dripping wet.
ìYou think Iíd want to go into your room? Whoíd want to be in the same
bedroom as a tomboy like you! Iíd rather be in Kunoís bedroom that be in
yours!î screams back an angry Ranma. ìAnd for your information, I didnít
walk into your bedroom, I was chased into it by....î
ìRanma dear, where are you. Thereís no need sparing that heathen womanís
feelings by refusing yourself your passionate desires for me. Come to me now
my love and together we shall consummate...,î the leotard clad girl trails
off as she walks upon the female Ranma. ìYou! You strumpet, what have you
done to my darling Ranma! Holding him against his will no doubt. Do not
fear Ranma dear, I shall free you from her treacherous grip as soon as I
teach this little prissy a lesson.î
Ranma stares at her with a dry look on her face. It was annoying at first
having Kodachi barge into the Tendoís home looking for him then eventually
fighting him as a her. Now..., now it was just getting old.
ìHavenít we been through this Kodachi? I mean, has it ever crossed your
mind that ëRanma darlingí might want nothing to do with a lunatic like you!î
Ranma screams, his patience finally exhausted.
ìOh, how dare you say such baneful things to me you hussy! How could Ranma,
how could any man, resist the combat rhythmic gymnastic captain of St.
Heberiki High, the lovely yet lethal black rose, Kodachi Kuno!î and with the
final syllable, she flings her ball bombs toward Ranma. ìGive me back my
sweetums right now!î
As usual, Ranma leaps away as they explode behind her. ìDonít call me
sweetums!î Ranma flies at her with her leg extended, heading straight for
Kodachi.
ìWhy would anyone in there right mind want to call you sweetums. You my
dear, are not my SWEETUMS!î Kodachi whips out her ribbon and wraps it around
Ranmaís leg, and flings her towards the moon. Ranma does a number of flips
in the air, and lands in the bushes behind the house. Kodachiís maddening
ìAhhhh ha ha ha ha ahhhhhh ha ha ha ha!î could be heard in the distance.
ìWhy does this keep happening to me? If only Akane would chase afteAHHHHH!î
as boiling hot water was suddenly poured onto him. ìWhat the hell was that
for!î replied boy type Ranma. ìAre you trying to burn me!î
ìWhatís the matter Ranma? Donít you want Kodachiís hands all over you
anyway, you pervert!î Akane follows her outburst by smashing the kettle into
Ranmaís face. ìWhat were you going to say about me Ranma! I came to help
you, and before I even got there you were already saying something bad about
me! I donít even know why I bother with you,î she cries as her fist smashes
Ranma up into the air again.
Ranma lands with a thud in the front yard. Crumpled into a heap, Ranma
still mutters out ìAt least I didnít land in water this time.î Then Ranma
realized something. It was still 3:00 PM, and this being a Friday, the day
was most definitely going to get worse.
No sooner had Ranma finished that thought, when he heard a loud CRASH as the
front gates were shattered into splinters once again.
ìRanma Saotome!î yelled a familiar aristocratic voice. ìYou heathen! Not
only to you hold my goddess in pig tails hostage, deceive the Tendoís into
giving Akane her hand in marriage, but you also greatly disrespect a member
of the Kuno family. Albeit tis true my sister is a mere zealot with a severe
sociability problem, obviously due to her isolation in a confined all girl
school, which also severely hampered what little sanity she had, nonetheless
she is my sister and a member of the Kuno family, so prepare to tremble in
the face of the Blue Thunder of Furikan High, quake as Tatewaki Kunoís blade
falls upon your feeble head...î before he has a chance to continue his
dialogue a bicycle wheel had embedded itself into the back of his head
driving him face first into the ground.
ìNi Hao Ranma,î chirps a cute little voice with a heavy Chinese accent.
ìNi Hao to you too Shampoo,î replies a very tired Ranma.
ìMrmmmmm!î
ìWhy Kuno put head under Shampoo bike?î
With a surge of strength, Kuno lifts himself up, throwing the bike off him
by a couple of feet. ìI did not place my head under your vehicle you doltish
Chinese floozy!î Kuno then turns his attention to Ranma, who was still lying
on the ground looking bored. ìSaotome, do you fear me so much that you would
have your Chinese wench protect your cowardly hide. Fight me for the love of
Akane Tendo and the pig-tailed girl!î
Shampoo lands evenly on the bikes two wheels. ìKuno rude to Shampoo, and
Kuno rude to husband. Shampoo think she teach Kuno lesson on mannersî
Shampoo leaps off her bike and while in the air, draws her two maces, then
dives towards Kuno.
ìA challenge is it? Although I usually do not degrade my standards to fight
helpless woman, I shall make an exception for you!î Kuno leaps towards
Shampoo with his kendo sword drawn. ìShed no tears when I, Tatewaki Kuno,
strikes you down!î
As they draw within range of each other, Shampoo blocks Kunoís sword with
one ball, and strikes Kuno in the face with the other. Kuno falls slackly to
the ground in the usual ìRanma 1/2î pose. Shampoo lands smoothly to the
ground.
ìShampoo no break sweat. You no worth Shampoo time.î Shampoo turns around
expecting to see Ranmaís waiting arms, but finds he has since left. ìWhere
Ranma go? Ranma no worry, Shampoo find you.î
As she prepares to leap again, a voice yells îHa Ha Ha! Do you think the
shining star of Tokyo, the captain of the Kendo club, could be so easily
defeated? Face me as I shall smite you for your gull!î Kuno rushes at
Shampoo swinging his sword wildly. Shampoo is narrowly dodging every blow.
ìSo you not as weak as Shampoo think. Shampoo might get serious now.î
ìGood afternoon Ranma. How was school today?î Kasumi asked with her ever
sugar-sweet voice.
ìSame as it ever is Kasumi. Is there anything to eat?î replied Ranma,
walking into the kitchen.
Soun and Genma are sitting down for their usual game of go. Genma is in his
panda form. ìHa ha ha Genma. It looks like youíve finally run out of luck.î
Genma holds up a sign ì(Girl-Type) Ranma, put your clothes on.î
ìWhu!!!!!!î startles Soun, quickly turning around. Genma quickly moves some
pieces while heís distracted.
Ranma, sitting at the table and stuffing his mouth with food, began
wondering ìI wonder what happened to Kodachi? And why isnít Akane here
beating me up? Maybe I should look for her.î
ìWhat are you talking about Genma, your son is in boy form and fully
clothed.î
Genma holds up another sign saying ìWhat were you doing trying to look at my
NAKED SON!î
ìErrr....nothing, um, letís continue playing shall we. Your move isnít it?î
A loud CRASH followed by a SMASH vibrates into the house. ìOh my. Are your
friends visiting again Ranma? I do hope they donít set the house on fire
again. Itís such a bother for those nice fire men to come here every weekî
Kasumi then continues to prepare dinner.
Kodachi is seen flying out of the Dojo on her back. ìMy Ranma dear would
have nothing to do with a vile temptress like you! First the pig-tailed girl
and now you dare try to interfere with the budding passion between me and my
love!î Kodachi throws her spiked clubs at Akane, who dodges them.
ìI donít care what you and that pervert Ranma do, just get out of my way
while youíre doing it!î cries Akane punching and missing Kodachi. ìHonestly,
I canít even get a quiet work out anymore since Ranma moved in,î thinks
Akane.
ìThe pig-tailed trollop had the sense to flee from me. Apparently you do
not share in her intelligence!î Another ball bomb is thrown at Akane. She
avoids it but it explodes into a suffocating gas.
ìKoff, koff, canít breathe,î mutters Akane as she begins to slump to the
ground. Kodachiís silhouette can be seen emerging from the smoke. She has
her spiked club over her head preparing to strike.
ìDie panderer!î
Kodachi is suddenly tackled and thrown onto the ground. ìWho dares!î She
opens her eyes to see the face of her love on top of her.
ìOh my, Ranma dear! She suddenly grabs Ranmaís head and prepares to kiss
him. ìYes my love, let us join our affections right here and now!î
ìUhh..., no Kodachi..., this isnít the time or place...let go of me,î
declares Ranma as he tries to push himself off Kodachi. Suddenly an elbow
caves in the top of his head.
ìI donít know Ranma. Maybe this is the perfect time and place for you and
Kodachi TO DO WHATEVER YOUR HORMONES TELL YOU BECAUSE DONíT LET ME STAND IN
THE WAY OF NATURE!î Akane then walks away, tears begin welling in her eyes.
ìFrankly Ranma, I donít care anymore what youíre doing or who youíre doing
it with.,î Akane whimpers out as the tears become uncontrollable. She runs
back to the house.
ìAkane, wait! Itís not what it looks like. Itís never what it looks like;
you should realize that by now!î Ranma squirms free of Kodachi and begins to
pursue Akane.
ìRanma love! Forget that felicitous whelp and come drink from the sweet
nectar of the black rose of... BONK!î
Kodachi is flattened under a large spatula, apparently unconscious. ìStay
away from my Ranma honey!î roars Ukyou. ìHe ainít gonna be drinking anything
of yours! Probably laced with poison anyways.î Ukyou turns around and
begins to pursue Ranma herself. With one hand, she puts the spatula back in
her holster, and is holding an okynomiyaki in the other. ìI made this just
for you Ranma honey!î
As the bus pulls away from the stop, five girls and two cats are revealed.
The girl with the two longs braids is fumbling with a map, turns it around,
then back upside down again. She is obviously confused.
ìAre we in the Nerima district yet Serena? I didnít think so! Just give me
that map,î the girl with long black hair yells as she pulls the map from
Serena.
ìHey! You just had to asked nicely. And what makes you think you can read
a map any better than I can?î
ìBecause Iím not a clumsy, ditzy, meatball head!î
ìI know why youíre so grumpy. Youíre just jealous that Iím the moon
princess and that Tuxedo Mask is mine!î Serena surprised by what she just
said, suddenly stops, fumbling for the words to quickly apologize. ìI, I
didnít mean... I mean....î
Rei, just like everybody else, is taken aback by the statement. However,
Rei quickly recovers and screams ìApparently you didnít do a very good job of
keeping him, did you, because right now Queen Beryl has him!î Rei then too
becomes quite. Rei is struggling to fight back the tears, and not
succeeding.
Serena makes no attempt to hold back the tears and lets out a ìWAAAAAAH!
Itís not my fault you know! You think I wanted to be the stupid moon
princess in the first place! I didnít even like Darian until 2 weeks ago! I
never asked for any of this cr...stuff.î She falls on the ground sobbing as
usual.
Everyone is silent, not knowing what to say. Lita and Luna attempt to
comfort Serena. Rei has her back turned to the crowd.
ìGeez Artemis, Iím beginning to think we were better off on our own,î
whispers Mina.
ìGive it some time Mina. Everything is happening too fast for everybody to
adjust. Besides, if weíre to have any chance against Queen Beryl, we all
have to stick together,î whispers back the white cat on her shoulder.
Amy interrupts the silence. ìUm, I think I have some good news, or bad news
depending on how you look at it. According to my computer...î says Amy as
she punches buttons on her pink planner ì...weíre in the Nerima district.
And Iím also picking up some extremely powerful energy signals coming from
just a block away.î She punches some more buttons. ìYes, itís the Tendo
Dojo, we made it!î
She then wrinkles her face into a frown. ìBut this is very odd. We usually
do get a powerful energy reading from a Negaverse creature, but thatís
usually after theyíve sucked a decent amount of energy already. Not only do
I not sense any other energy drained individuals in the area, but Iím getting
multiple high energy readings, way above the average human. This doesnít
make sense...î
Before she could continue her examination, Serena had begun running towards
the Dojo, with everyone else in tow.
ìSee Rei, I did find Nerima after all. If it wasnít for me, we wouldnít
have found this new negaverse threat either. Iíll be expecting an apology
anytime.î Serena then sticks out her tongue and pulls down one eye.
ìNyaaaa!î
ìEven meatball heads like you get lucky once in a while!î Rei does the same
gesture, and the two can be seen fighting as they run off into the distance,
with Amy playing catch up to everyone else.
ìWait for me,î she yells, still fumbling with her computer.
ìAkane, wait up!î yells Ranma as he tries to catch up with her. He turns
the corner into the front yard expecting anything but what he saw.
Akane was just standing there, her back turned to him. Even without seeing
her face, it was obvious she was crying. In the background, Kuno and Shampoo
could still be seen fighting in a haze of smoke.
ìAkane...me and Kodachi werenít doing anything. But if it means anything...
Iím...î Ranma trails off. What am I doing? Was I just about to apologize to
that tomboy for no reason! What does she care anyway? What do I care!
Unless... ìAkane, Iím... Iím sor...Iím sorry for what just happened. Even
though youíre a macho chick, Iíd never... mean to hurt... you,î Ranma
whispers out the last word, half of him wanting her to hear it, the other
half afraid of her reaction to it.
Kuno is seen flying across the background. Then running back yelling
ìtatatatattattata,î performing his quick strike technique.
Akane turns around, her eyes still soaked with tears. Despite that, a
certain happiness and eagerness were seen in them. ìDo you *sniff* mean it,
Ranma?î she says wiping the tears from her eyes.
Ranma begins to walk up to her, not knowing what he was doing but completely
trusting his impulse. ìAkane, I...î
Before he could finish, a splash of water soaks him through, turning him
back into girl-type. They both turn around to look at the interferer. Ukyou
was seen, holding a now empty bucket, with a very upset look on her face.
ìYeah Ranchan, do you mean it. Come on, tell me the truth? Am I the cute
one or is she!î
Kuno could be seen flying again.
ìMoon Crystal Power!î
ìMars Star Power!î
ìJupiter Star Power!î
ìVenus Star Power!î
The girls are surrounded by different colored flashes of light as
unexplained backgrounds start popping up behind them. They begin running
into the dojo as soon as their transformations are finished.
ìWait up everybody, my readings are concluding that...î As she runs toward
everybody else, she notices everyone is already transformed. ìOh what the
hey... Mercury Star Power!î
Both of the girls around him were on the verge of tears, but he felt like he
should be the one crying. ìWhy me?î he wonders. He knows he doesnít want to
hurt Akane, but Ukyou is one of his best friends. He was stuck between a
rock and a hard place.
ìUhhh, Akane.....ummmm, Ukchan....um um um um....î stammers out Ranma.
ìWell!î both Akane and Ukyou shout out.
ìWhich one of you is Ranma Saotome!î shouts a blond haired girl with two
long braids dressed in a sailor outfit.
Everyone stops to look at the four new sailor clad girls. Even Kuno and
Shampoo stop fighting. Kuno notices a fifth girl catching up to the rest of
the crowd.
ìIím Ranma Saotome!î exclaims Ranma happily. ìI doubt this is good news,
but it sure couldnít be worse than fending off both Akane and Ukyou,î he
thinks.
ìI am Sailor Moon, champion of justice and defender of the innocent. I
fight for innocent girls against pervert lechers like you,î she says
performing the oh-so-familiar motions. ìIn the name of the moon, I will
punish you!î
Author: I guess that was pretty long for only two parts, huh? Oh well. Any
criticisms or comments would be appreciated. Send them to schi@uci.edu. By
the way, I usually like to nearly finish a story before posting it because I
often go back to reedit some things. For now, Iíll be releasing everything
in two part blocks. The action starts to fly in the next chapter, ìRound
One, Fight!î Itís already out, so go read it already!
Jya Ne!
Shiaw Chi ìHokodanî