Ranma Vs. SailorMoon
Different Transformations
by Shaiw Chi ìHokodanî
Chapter 2:  Round One; Fight!

	ìYouíre gonna punish me for what?î asks Ranma.  ìIíve never seen you before
in my life.î  Ranma then pauses.  He didnít remember Ryoga when he came
looking for him.  Or Ukyou for that matter.  Ranma wrinkles his brow,
thinking hard.
	ìRanma, whatíd you do to her!  Donít tell me you knocked her into Jusenkyo
tooî  Akane turns to Sailor Moon.  ìDo you transform into something else
too?î
	ìUhhh, no, of course I donít transform into a fourteen year old middle
school student living in Tokyo,î answers Serena nervously.  ìAnd whatís
Jusenkyo?î
	ìSo what do you want me for?î
	Serena notices that Ranma... is a girl!  ìOh my god.  You are one sick
person!  I thought it was bad that anyone would help that depraved old
pervert, but to think that youíre a female thatís helping it!î
	ìHey, who you calling a female,î replies Ranma angrily.
	ìScouts, Iím picking up some very strong vibes from all of them.î
	ìSo am I Luna, but thereís something unusual about it, itís not like the
oneís I usually get from the negaverse,î answers Rei.
	Amy has finally just about reached the others and begins to say ìThatís
because they...î  WHOOOSH!  Amy is wisked off her feet across the street
before she could finish her important news.
	Kuno sets Sailor Mercury down on the lawn across the street.  ìTruly as the
sun begins its descent, that it is appropriate that we begin our ascent.
 With the amber sky reflecting our fanning desires, perhaps I shall go out on
the proverbial limb and thus, if I may be so bold as to inquire your name my
blue haired beauty,î prompts Kuno.  ìThose beautiful blue eyes, and bouncy
blue hair, truly she is deserving the love of Tatewaki Kuno,î thinks Kuno.
	ìMy name is...î she begins but Kuno cuts her off.
	ìBut first, what kind of gentleman would I be if I did not introduce myself
first.  I have been bestowed many honored names, from the shining star of
Tokyo to the blue thunder of Furikan high, however, you may simply call me
upperclassmen Tatewaki Kuno.  And now, please continue your sweet dialogue.î
	Amy looks at the handsome young man in disbelief.  She couldnít believe that
a person could be so utterly observed in himself.  She couldnít believe how
someone could attempt poetry that sounds intelligible but actually makes
little to no sense.  And she couldnít believe the thought that he was
actually cute had crossed her mind.
	ìUmmm, my name is Ami Miz... I mean Amy Anderso... I mean Sailor Mercury,î
she says as she distances herself away from him.
	ìJust as the night sky shall inevitably swallow the day, so shall our love
eventually swallow any hesitation on your part.  Give in to our desires and
allow me to date with you tonight!î
	ìOh god no,î Amy accidently burst out, then corrects herself.  ìI mean, my
computer has fully accessed the energy reading emanating from your friends
and apparently itís their battle aura thatís been giving off the high energy
readings, but my friends think theyíre from the negaverse.  I have to stop
them before they hurt your friends.î
	ìHa ha ha!î Kuno laughs mockingly.  ìAlthough tis true I carry little
affection for that spendgally Ranma Saotome and his plebian friends, I must
admit that they are all quite capable fighters, all good enough to almost
challenge the might of my own blade.  I would be more concerned for the
welfare of your allies.î
	ìAll the more reason for me to stop the fighting.  So if youíll excuse me
ëupperclassman.íî  Amy begins to run back into the dojo but Kunoís blade cuts
her off.
	ìOh, so perhaps you are a fighter yourself.  Yes, the perfect package of
adroit intelligence, unparalled beauty, and even fighting prowess!  Indeed,
you are worthy to become Tatewaki Kunoís third love.î
	Third love!?  This person has some serious problems.  ìUm, maybe some other
time upperclassman Kuno,î she stops as Kuno moves himself in front of her,
blocking her path.
	ìWith manners to boot!  Yes, we shall join in combat first so I may prove to
you my love!  Defeat me, and I shall allow you to date with me,î declares
Kuno has he moves in to strike Sailor Mercury.  She is able to dodge his
attacks, but just barely.
	ìI think we have a misunderstanding.  I donít have to fight you, maybe we
could just change phone numbers or something,î she babbles while trying to
avoid his blows.  ìGod, I donít want him to have my phone number,î Amy
thinks.
	ìWhat kind of warrior would I be if I were to accept so gracious an
invitation?  No, I must prove my worth to you in combat my love!î he yells as
he continues to pursue Sailor Mercury who has since turned tail and run.

	ìYou nega-scum!  What has your minion done with Sailor Mercury!  Youíve gone
too far this time.  Alright nega-trash, prepare to be moon dusted!î
	ìKunoís no minion of mine, and I donít know where he took your friend.  I
donít even know what kind of grudge you hold against me,î says Ranma as he
moves into a fighting stance, ìbut Iím really sorry if you turn into a
mongoose or somethng, or if my dad got us engaged and then ditched you.î
	ìEngaged... to you!  Oh my god, you are some sort of sick pervert!  Iím not
into that kind of... San Francisco stuff!î
	ìIím not a girl!  And why do you keep calling me a pervert?  And what is the
nega-verse?  Come to think of it, I think I would remember a quintet of girls
wearing skimpy sailor skirts.î
	ìOh!!!  Thatís the last straw!  Who are you calling skimpy!  Sailor Scoutís,
lets trash the nega-creep!î
	But before they have the chance to advance, a wall of would be fianceeís
block their path.
	ìThatís as far as you go gals.  Iím sorry, but ainít nobody gonna be laying
a finger on my Ranma sugar unless itís me,î Ukyou says as she draws her
spatula out of her holster.
	ìRanma no worry.  Shampoo protect husband,î crossing her bellballs.
	ìNot to worry Ranma darling.  These harlots shanít be harassing my dear
after Iím through with them.î
	ìUhhh, girls, this isnít necessary.  I can handle all of them...î
	ìSerena, letís all split up.  Thereís four of us against four of them,î
Sailor Mars orders as she moves towards Kodachi.  ìScouts, pick one and letís
tango!î
	ìBut Iím the leader here!  I should be giving the orders!  At least leave me
the pervert Ranma,î whines Serena.  ìScouts, attack!î

	ìI, the black rose Kodachi Kuno, shall accept your challenge you hussy!
 Letís see if you can keep up with me.î  Kodachi leaps towards the rooftop of
the Tendo home.
	ìMe keeping up with you is gonna be the least of your worries sister!î
shouts Sailor Mars as she jumps towards the rooftop as well.

	ìShampoo choose to fight on wall.  You good to fight on wall too?  Maybe you
no keep balance,î she mocks as she springs onto the wall surronding the Tendo
Dojo.
	ìIíd be able to whip your butt fighting on a bed of spikes.  Just point out
where and Iíll follow,î brags Sailor Jupiter as she springs herself onto the
wall as well.
	ìMe fight on spike bed before.  No big deal.î

	ìI donít know about you dearie, but I kind of like my feet planted on firm
ground,î Ukyou pronounces.
	ìI couldnít agree with you more,î replies Sailor Venus.
	ìBut first, letís get out of my Ranma cutiesí way so he can wipe up the
floor with that meatball head leader of yours,î commands Ukyou as she starts
running to the backyard.  ìFollow me if you dare!î
	ìThat meatball head is gonna be more of a challenge to your pal than you
think,î lies Mina.  ìGeez, I wish I had as much confidence in Serena as she
does in Ranma,î she thinks.  They both run away from the front yard.

	ìYour energy sucking days are over!  Prepare to be moon dusted!î cries
Sailor Moon.
	ìYou obviously donít know me very well if you want to fight me.  For
whatever itís worth, Iím sorry if you fell in Jusenkyo because of me.  Or,
Iím sorry, but I have more than enough potential brides already.î  Ranma
leaps backward onto a stone in the pond, still in his fighting stance.  ìIf
thatís not enough, I guess thereís nothing left to say.î

	Sailor Mars was stilling chasing Kodachi from rooftop to rooftop, and she
was getting tired.  ìDamn you!  Why donít you stand your ground and fight!î
	Kodachi leaps down to a lower building, out of Reiís sight.  As Rei prepares
to jump down, a razor hoop shoots up from below, nearly cutting her face off.
 She stumbles and falls on her back.  Kodachi jumps into the air, hovering
right on top of Rei.
	ìA welp like yourself doesnít deserve my full attention!î roars Kodachi as
she throws a ball bomb at Rei.
	Rei is barely able to roll out of the way of the bomb, but the blast throws
her off the roof.  She lands on another rooftop right below the one she was
one.  She realizes sheís on the verge of blacking out, and fights to keep
herself conscious.  The throbbing pain coursing through every inch of her
body helps.  She coffs hard, trying to regain her breath, as she struggles to
get on her hands and knees.
	ìPrepare to die floozy!î screams Kodachi as she comes down with a spiked
club, ready to bash Reiís head in.
	With seconds to spare, Rei gathers up her energy as quickly as possible, and
mutters out, îmars... Fire... IGNITE!î she finishes off as a fireball emerges
from her fingertips and launches itself at Kodachi.
	ìWhat in...î Kodachi utters out as she is barely able to twist in the air to
avoid the fireball.  However, the mid-air readadustment has her losing her
form and she lands with a THUD on her front.  After getting the wind knocked
out of her, she taker her time getting back up.  ìWhat in the world,î she
finally gasps out.
	ìDonít underestimate a Sailor Scout,î announces Rei as she moves in for a
strike.  Kodachi kicks blindly at her, but she dodges and is able to land an
elbow across Kodachiís face.
	Kodachi, rolling to the blow, loses her wits as the world begins to spin.
 She could still hear the wind break as Sailor Mars begins running for
another blow.  She quickly grabs the first weapon she can find and flings it
at Sailor Mars.
	The projectile comes hurtling at Mars, but Rei is able to grab... the bouqet
of black roses?  Suddenly, they explode into a cloud of gas.  Rei sucks in
her breath as quickly as possible, discards the roses, and stumbles away from
the cloud.  Her arms, her limbs, even her head suddenly feel like they each
weigh a ton.  Every movement suddenly becomes a struggle.
	ìAaaaaaahahahahaAaaaaaaahahahaha,î Kodachi laughs maniacly.  ìI believe
youíre beginning to feel the paralysis powder begin to take affect.  Those
flowers were originally for my darling Ranma.  A pity I had to waste them on
you.î
	ìYou were... gonna give those... to your ìdarling?î Rei manages to spit out.
 Even talking had become slugish.
	ìMy dear Ranma at times needs... persuasion.  But enough chit chat.î
 Kodachi brings out her ribbon.  ìIt is time a taught you a lesson about
conduct.î  She flings the ribbon so it wraps around Sailor Marsí arm, and
flings her against a chimney.  Rei slumps back to the ground.
	ìWhatís the matter raven haired girl?  No more mighty words?î  Kodachi
swings Rei back into the air only to slam her down on the roof.
	Rei should be hurting.  She realizes this.  But for some reason, her body
just doesnít feel anything right now.  Maybe itís the powder.  Maybe sheís
blacking out.  Or maybe itís because her body has just become numb with pain.
 She tries to look at Kodachi, but everything is just a blur.  The insane
laughter is just echoing around inside her head.  ìIím not going to win this
fight,î briefly crosses Reiís mind.  Briefly because she then becomes upset
at herself for the notion.  With all the anger she begins building up, she
uses it regain feeling.  The anger courses through her body, legs, her eyes,
until the anger is animating her entire frame.  ìRei Hino,î she thinks, ìdoes
not lose.î
	ìHow about mighty action instead of words!î screams Rei as she pulls the
ribbon sharply.  Kodachi unprepared for this burst of adrenaline, falls
forward but lands on her knees.
	ìSo there is life in you yet little girl?  No more playing around, time to
finish the job!î cries Kodachi as she launches herself at Sailor Mars.
	Sailor Mars leaps over Kodachi, and while she is flipping in mid-air, ìMars
Fireball Charge!î and she tags Kodachiís back with the charm.
	ìWhat was that foolish girl?  Apparently it had no effect on me.  However,
Iím sure this ball bomb will work,î she yells as she launches it at Rei.  Rei
dodges it but the ball... the ball simply bounces away instead of exploding.
	ìHmmm, must have been a dud.  Well, weíll see how well you react to my razor
hoop,î she roars as she flings the hoop towards Mars.
	Sailor Mars rushes towards Kodachi and grabs the hoop... and it doesnít cut
her hand!  Mars leaps into the air and slips the hoop around Kodachiís arms.
 Kodachi, temporarly trapped by the hoop, gets a karate chop right into her
cheek, dropping her onto her shoulder.
	ìI donít know what you did to me brat,î she says as she rolls around onto
her knees, ìbut I donít need gimmicks to get the better of you.î  With a
surge of strength, Kodachi breaks the hoop.  ìDie!î she screams as she
unleashes a hundred clubs at Rei.
	Althogh they are not spiked, they still pose a threat.  Rei manages to dodge
all of them but one which clips her in the head.
	Seeing Mars doozy, Kodachi prepares to finish her as she pulls out her steel
rod.  ìThe end has finally come!î
	Mars quickly regains her senses at quickly chants ìMars Fire Ignite,î as
another fireball plows towards Kodachi.  It misses her again, but this time
the explosion knocks Kodachi into the air, and right back down on her back.
	ìYouíre damn right this is the end,î Mars says as she charges towards
Kodachi.
	Kodachi pulls out her ribbon one last time, hoping to inflict a final
counter blow.
	ìMars Hot Foot!î declares Mars as she does a flip kick in the air, her right
foot burning brightly.  Kodachi wraps the ribbon around her leg, but the fire
burns the ribbon up.
	ìOh my...î Kodachi gets out before Marsí heel smashes into Kodachiís face,
knocking her off the roof and onto the ground with a THUD!  Kodachi lies
there, not moving.
	ìHa!  I guess thatís that,î Mars gets out right before her anger finally
subsides.  She crumples onto the rooftop herself.  ìRei Hino does not lose,î
she thinks right before she passes out.

	ìKasumi, is Akane cooking dinner tonight?í inquires Nabiki.
	ìNo Nabiki, why do you ask?î
	ìWell, I smelled smoke and assumed it was her.  I was just about to call for
some ramen to be delievered.î
	ìOh my.  If it isnít Akaneís cooking, then I guess Ranmaís friends did set
the house on fire again.î
	ìDonít worry sis, Iíll call the fire department.  Itís autodial #3, right?î

	Shampoo attacks with the balls attempting to stab Lita with it, but Lita
either dodges or blocks every attack.
	ìYou not bad, but you no keep this up forever,î explains Shampoo as she
increases the tempo of her attacks.
	ìYouíre right,î says Lita as she breaks one of Shampooís ballbells with a
strong straight punch.  ìMaybe itís about time I went on the offensive.î  She
throws a punch, spins into a roundhouse, spins into a sweep, tries a
backhand, and continues to punch and kick at Shampoo in the same manner, but
Shampoo also blocks every attack.
	Shampoo leaps into the air and brings her remaining weapon down hard.  It
misses Lita, instead breaking a huge crack in the wall.  ìYou for sure better
than Kuno.î
	ìIím better than you,î boasts Lita as she attempts a drop kick.  She flies
over Shampoo, and lands unbalanced, teetering on the wall.  Shampoo takes
advantage of this.
	ìYou no be able to dodge this,î states Shampoo as she throws three shurikans
towards Lita.  She doesnít.  Two of them slip by her, but one of them slashes
her across the leg.  ìFirst blood is Shampooís,î she says with a wicked
smile.
	ìThatís only a flesh wound,î grimaces Lita.  ìIíll show you some real blood
soon enough.î  Lita then drives herself at Shampoo with amazing speed.
 Shampoo is caught by surprise as Litaís shoulder is suddenly ramming her
chest.  Lita drops do one knee tiredly, as Shampoo falls flat on her back.
	Before Lita has a chance to take advantage of this, Shampoo kicks herself
back onto her feet.  Shampoo gives no boasting statement as she begins her
attack.  Lita attempts to break through her offense with an uppercut but is
responded with a knee in the stomach, Shampoo then against connects with an
elbow uppercut along Litaís chin.
	Lita realizes that without one of  her weapons weighing her down, sheís
twice as fast as before.  Lita manages to leap over a low sweep, but Shampoo
twists into a somersault and kicks Lita on the neck, then spins around for a
backhand.  As Lita staggers, Shampoo swings her remaining weapon and connects
against Litaís head, spinning her like a top.
	Shampoo stops her assualt assuming her victory was assured.  To her
surprise, Lita had reeled backwards, but had managed to stay on her feet.
 She was breathing hard, bleeding hard, but above all, hard to beat.
	ìYou strong girl.  You have Shampoo respect.  But Shampoo still kill you!î
 Shampoo then begins to charge, her weapon grasped with both hands, preparing
to knock Lita to the moon with it.
	The short pause Shampoo had given Lita was all that she needed to get her
second wind.  ìYouíre not bad girl, but now itís my turn!î
	Shampoo homerun swings her weapon, but Lita dodges under it, and lands a gut
punch at Shampoo, knocking the air out of her.  She then begins her quick
punch attack, which Shampoo desperately tries to avoid.  Of the hundred
punches Lita throws, Shampoo manages to avoid 3/4 of them.  The other blows
have her teeter backwards, her face stained with blood as well now.
	Lita remembres the reprieve she got when Shampoo delayed her assault, and
decideds not to grant Shampoo the same.  She attempts to kick Shampoo with a
forward kick, but Shampoo manages to grab her leg and throws her weapon down
on it.
	ìDamn!î Lita screams out in pain, and with her remaining leg, propels
herself across the short distance between Shampoo and herself.  ìFlying
elbow,î she cries as her elbow knocks Shampooís head flying back.  Lita falls
to one knee, her left leg becoming numb.  Shampoo lands on her back and rolls
onto her feet.
	They are both silent.  Shampoo was overflowing with anger, and ready to
explode on Lita any second, if it werenít for the fact she was so tired.
	Lita, on the other hand, was thinking.  ìWeíre too evenly matched.  We could
be at this for another hour, and who knows how badly Serena could get creamed
in that time.  Sheís probably crying already.  I have to end this soon.î
	ìNo more fight.  Finish now!î Shampoo screams as she rushes at Lita.
	A bolt of lightning suddenly strikes Lita, and begins to take shape around
her.  She leaps into the air and chants ìJupiter Thunder Crash!î and
unleashes a bolt of lightning at Shampoo.
	Shampoo was coming in to fast to dodge it, so she instead throws her
remaining weapon at Litaís attack.  The weapon explodes in a fury of
electricity, with some of its residue nailing Shampoo.
	After the smoke had cleared, Lita could see Shampoo down on both knees
coughing, slightly burned across her entire frame.  But she quickly gets up,
ready to fight again.
	ìShampoo not know what black magic you use, but it no work on Shampoo,î she
says, as she moves in for another attack.  With no weapons now, she was
moving at an unbelievable speed.  Shampoo kicks Lita in the body, then the
head, then... Lita canít even make out the blows anymore, but a hook across
her left cheek sends her flying.  Somehow, Lita lands on one hand and flips
onto her feet.
	ìStubborn girl, why you not FALL!î cries Shampoo, her patience obviously
exhausted.  She dashes at Lita, her left arm pulled back for a fatal blow.
 ìThis blow have all Shampoo got left,î she thinks.
	Lita, realizing her predicament, makes a decision to either make or  break
this fight.  ìI got to put all my power into this and hope to god that she
doesnít come back for more.î  Lita pulls back her hands, wrapped in a
circular position.  A ball of lightning begins to form there.  ìHavenít used
this one much before, hope I get it right.î
	ìJupiter Thunder Crash Zap!î she bellows as she flings the lightning ball at
Shampoo.  Shampoo manages to avoid the brunt of the lightning, but itís tail
still manages to nail Shampoo with enough power to kill lesser humans.
 Shampoo writhes in the air momentarily, before falling onto the ground in a
heap.
	Jupiter limps to Shampoo, making sure she was still alive.  Shampoo let her
know herself as she slowly tried to push herself up.
	ìShampoo... not finished... yet,î she shakily gets out.
	ìYouíre more resilient than I am, Iíll give you that.  Iím sorry lady, but
you are finished,î says Lita as she brings her leg back for a knockout kick,
when suddenly she becomes wrapped in chains.
	ìIf youíve hurt Shampoo, Iím going to kill you!î cries a third party.
	Mousse lands on the wall behind Lita, and notices Shampoo on the ground.
 ìOh my god!  What did you to do Shampoo you tramp,î cries Mousse as he pulls
Lita off the wall, swings her around, and then brings her back hard against
the side of the wall right below him.  Lita crashes into the wall, leaving
cracks and her impression on it, as she falls unconsciously back to the
earth.  He pulls back his chains.
	ìShampoo my love, are you alright,î asks Mousse concerningly.  He picks
Shampooís head up gently, only to realize it was burning hot.  Not only that,
but her entire head was mashed out of shape.  Then he realizes the head
wasnít connected to anything.  ìAHHHH!  My dear Shampoo, that wench
decapatated you!  No my love, NOOO!  Itís all my fault.  If only I had
arrived a minute sooner, you would still be alive.î  Mousse pulls out a
sickle.  ìI no longer have a reason to live,î Mousse weeps out, preparing to
take his own life.
	Shampoo was trying to decide whether or not to let Mousse kill himself.  For
some reason she canít figure out, her more benavolent side prevails.
 ìShampoo over here stupid Mousse,î insults Shampoo.  Mousee puts his glasses
on to notice he was talking to the eletrocuted bellball of Shampooís.
 ìShampoo!  Youíre alive!î he says happily as he turns around to hug Shampoo.
	Mousse is appreciated for his altruism with a fist to the face.  ìStupid
bird brain, you no should interfere with fight between warrior woman,î
Shampoo answers angrily.
	ìNo need to thank me Shampoo,î he whimpers out before falling off the wall,
senseless.

	ìThis has gone on for long enough.  I appreciate your compassion for me, it
really is quite flattering,î an out of breath Amy says to Kuno, ìbut I need
to get back to my friends.î  Amy has stopped running and just looks at Kuno
now.
	ìBut my love!  How can I truly appreciate the budding emotion between us two
young lovers unless I have castigated myself in your honor?  No, I must
continue to prove my worth!î  Kuno moves in to strike Amy, but she stands her
ground, just staring at him.
	ìMy love, why do you take no action?î
	ìIf you think for one second you hitting me with your kendo sword is going
to impress me, youíd better think again!  Either get it over with or get out
of my way!î
	ìI cannot strike you if you do not parry.  Yet, I cannot date with you until
I have proven my valuation to you,î Kuno says as he begins grabbing his hair.
 ìI do not know what to do?  I, the mighty kendo master Tatewaki Kuno, is at
a lost for action.  Ahhhh!î screams Kuno as he runs away.  He could be heard
at a distance muttering ìI shall meditate until my indecision shall be
illuminated by the light of cognition!î
	ìWhew,î Amy lets out relievedly.  ìThereís no telling whatís happened since
Iíve been chased by that fanatic.  Iíve got to get back there as soon as I
can,î says Amy as she looks at her computer showing her the way back.

Author Note: This chapter kept on going in my original, buy aol is limiting
my message space, so Iím breaking it in half.  Iíll be posting the ìRound
Twoî along with this one.