Subject: Re: [FFML] [Parody] Just the FAQs, ma'am.
From: bastian@enterprise.mathematik.uni-essen.de (Sebastian Weinberg)
Date: 11/12/1996, 1:56 PM
To: Fanfiction ML

 On Mon, 11 Nov 1996 13:59:27 -0800 (PST) "Mike W. Loader" said:

: 
: Welcome to the Not Quite Official FFML FAQ. 
: 
: =======================================
: 
: *WHAT IS THE FFML?
: 
:    A lawsuit waiting to happen.

*NEAT.  ANYTHING ELSE I NEED TO KNOW?

No.  But can I ask *you* a question?

*ME?  SURE, I GUESS.  SHOOT.

Ok, so tell me *why* *the* #*@&! *are* *you* *SCREAMING* *all*
*the* *time*?!

*SCREAMING?  AM I SCREAMING?  I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING, BUT
 SOMETIMES I JUST, Y'KNOW, *MISS* STUFF.

<sigh>  Never mind.



Sebastian (I think I was a newbie, once)
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