Subject: Re: [FFML] [FFML][Fanfic] You Can't Do That On Ranma 1/2 (1/2)
From: raphael@asu.edu
Date: 11/12/1996, 8:16 PM
To: Mihoshi <mihoshi@ptw.com>, Fan FictionML <fanfic@fanfic.com>

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....!!!!! :D :D :D
    This was funny funny funny! I've never actually seen the original 
show which this was based off of, but that didn't keep me from catching 
on and laughing with each bout of silliness and slapstick! I especially 
liked the "What're you reading, Ranma?" sketch, with Dr. Tofu manning the 
buckets. :)
    Oh, I loved it! Here's an idea for you to try: Family Feud, featuring 
the Tendos vs. the Kunous! I'd do it myself, but I don't think I would do 
near a good a job as you would. ;) 


Host (can't remember his name): The survey says....<BZZZZT!!>

Akane: (angrily) Whaddya mean, horseradish isn't something you'd put in 
chocolate cake?? 

Kodachi: Ohohohohohohoho! Everyone knows that ionocaine is a *much* 
better additive, wasn't it, brother dear?

<Kuno is in a stupor. Sasuke turns pale and runs out of the room.>

Ranma: (to himself) Geez. I don't know which I'd prefer, eating Kodachi's 
food and wondering if it'll kill me or eating Akane's cooking and knowing 
that it will. 

Akane: (obviously overhearing Ranma's remark) Ranma no BAKA!! (leaps from 
behind her station into the audience at Ranma and Genma who are seated in 
the front row)

Kodachi: No one shall have my Ranma darling!! (leaps after Akane, ribbon 
in hand) OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!

Soun: (sobbing) My own family...humiliated this way on national TV! Boo 
hoo hoo!

Host: (trying to talk over the sounds of mayhem) Um, could we get back to 
the game here?

Nabiki: (sidelong to Host) I'll get them quieted down...for a price, of 
course.

Host: (furiously whispers) What kind of a game show host do you think I am?

Nabiki: You really don't want me to answer that.

Host: (nearly beside himself with righteous indignation) WHAT!?

Nabiki: (slyly) And what about those other teams you, shall we say, lent 
a hand to? It wouldn't do for the public to find out about another game 
show scandal. 

Kasumi: Oh my! 

Host: .....

    

    Erm, sorry about that. Anyway.....


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Raphael See