Subject: Re: [FFML] [Parody] Just the FAQs, ma'am.
From: Andy Skuse
Date: 11/11/1996, 5:44 PM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

At 01:59 PM 11/11/96 -0800, Mike Loader wrote:

Big Important Note - This is a work of Parody, not a real FAQ. The actual
FFML FAQ is skillfully written and updated by Sapphire and Panda, who
deserve our utmost gratitude. Likewise, thanks to WW for giving us the
list to poke fun at. ;)

Hehehe! Saf and I were discussing a parody of the FAQ a few months back, but
neither of us seemed to be able to organize the thing ;) Gee, how come
everyone is smirking at me? :P :)



Welcome to the Not Quite Official FFML FAQ. 
======================================

<snip>

*OKAY...WHAT HAPPENS IF I THINK I'VE BEEN UNSUBSCRIBED? I 
SEND A TEST MESSAGE, RIGHT?

  No. This is incredibly annoying, takes up bandwidth, and isn't 
very effective. Send a piece of C&C instead.

*YEAH, BUT IN THIS CASE I THINK I'D BETTER SEND A TEST 
MESSAGE.

  No. There are no special cases. Send a bit of C&C instead.

*OKAY, SO I'LL JUST SEND THE TEST MESSAGE NOW....

  For the last $&^$##@*&^&$# time, don't send $*&$#@^) test 
messages.

*ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME SOMETHING?

  Next question.

<shiver> That's uncanny ;)




<snip>

5. When released, fly to Paris, and eat dinner at the most expencive
restaurant in the city. When the waiter approaches, order spam and >beans,
with ketchup. After your meal, make three rapid pelvic thrusts a la
Michael Jackson, yodel, set yourself on fire, and dive out the nearest
window.

LOL! This one got me good  ;)




*IS THERE SOMEONE ELSE AROUND HERE I CAN TALK TO?

 Certainly. Here's Chris Willmore's email address. Oh, and ask if you can
have a role in his next fic.

<Panda looks for Chris's email address...>




Nicely done Mike ^^ You wouldn't happen to want to do the next update for
the real FFML FAQ while Saf and I take a break wouldja? ;)

Panda


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