Put a sock in it.

Mike, it's not that I really mind the praise, it's that I really want to 
do well with my stories.  I just do not know English well enough to catch 
all the mistakes I am making especially when it's from translation.

BWAHAHAHA!!!  Since when did you not know how to speak english?  Seriously, 
your grammer is just a tad better than you think.  I know you hate this 
message and want to destroy it so I'll read part two sometime within the next 
10 minutes and send you the review.