The plague continues! It should be noted that this is a totally
pointless activity, on par with Revengefics and Spamfics. and everyone
knows that The Prime Saggitarian doesn't miss out on pointless
activities! so here's my contribution.

TOP TEN REASONS FOR BRUTALLY KILLING A FANFIC AUTHOR:

10. Nabiki converts to communism

9. Ukyou switches from an okonomiyaki restaurant to a McDonald's
franchise

8. Sasuke marries Akane/Ukyou/Shampoo

7. Their fic begins "Well, I never saw/read the anime/manga, but my
friend told me all about it..."

6. Sylia begins sleeping with Mackie

5. Happosai sleeps with ANYONE

4. Ranma begins sleeping with Kunou... as a guy.

3. They write a Lemon scene featuring 'D' from 'Project A-ko'

2. A 'My Neighbor Totoro/Legend of the Overfiend' Crossover

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON FOR KILLING A FANFIC AUTHOR:

1. They repeatedly post those damned 'Test' messages!

The Prime Saggitarian,
Alpha Centauri

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