Top Ten Rejected Lines for Mousse....

Drum Roll Please....

(The Drum finally breaks from repeated use.  Megane 6.7 sighs and brings
out a electronic keyboard.  After programming it, he pushes a button and
it plays an electronic drum roll sample as he continues.)

10. Goodbye glasses, Hello contacts!

9. Weapons aren't the only thing I keep under this robe....

8. Steamed duck!  My favorite!

7. Here I am Cologne!  The father of your children!

6. Ranma, could you please tell Shampoo not to beat me up anymore?

5. I can slice!  I can dice!  I can even make french fries! Only 19.95!

4. The hell with Shampoo!  I'm touring with David Copperfield!

3. I'm going for the world record for most hidden weapons on a body!

2. Mousse defeat you Ranma!  Mousse love Shampoo!

and the number one rejected line for Mousse is....

1. I don't need to see you Shampoo, my hands tell me all I need to know. 

Ta Da!!!

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