OK.  You all saw this coming...
In fact, It may have been done before.
Anyway, here is the HAYESman's rendition of "Lum":
(BTW, working on AKZ2, almost done, repy to "hayesman@webspan.net")

Lum runs around in a bikini with tiger stripes.
She makes Ataru sparkle just like Christmas lights!

She floats around with no regard for gravity!
Her show lasted 500 episodes on TV!

She's Lum!  She's Lum!  She's Lum!
She's a space de--man!
Dunna na nana nana!
She's Lum!  She's Lum!  She's Lum!
She's real possessive of her man!
Dunna na nana nana!

Lum lingered last in line for brains!
and the one she got was kinda rotten & insane!
An invasion of Earth she had planned!
But it was foiled by a lecher and his grabby hands!

She's Lum!  She's Lum!  She's Lum!
She has 10,000 volts!
Dunna na nana nana!
She's Lum!  She's Lum!  She's Lum!
At her sight, Ataru bolts!
Dunna na nana nana! etc.

She's LUM!


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Apologies to Rumiko Takahashi and The Presidents of The United States of America.
Written by HAYES 
hayesman@webspan.net
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