We had one little four-eyed dweeb that used to dabble in time
travel.  You know, sliding from one time coordinate to another.  He
made it all sound so easy when he explained to us in his nasally
little ratty voice; not that we understood any of it anyway.  Most of
us guys envied him because when he got bored in class he just reached
for his little pocket 'time travel' gizmo and, with the push of a
button, blinked out of existence.  That was bad enough, but he would
always reappear just before lunch sporting a nice tan, sipping some
damn mixed drink and commenting how good someone named 'Kun-chan' was
(whatever *that* meant).
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Okay ... you're going to die painfully! *fixes Fester with a glare* 
But I'll make it quick since it was funny! ;p

(Besides ... he may be Japanese and he may have glasses, but he's not
a nerd and he's got a really sweet voice! He's cute, too! Beeeeeedah! 
That Ito guy's just jealous!)

Kun-chan...