Top Ten Rejected Lines for Ranma/Ranma-Chan Saotome....

Drum Roll Please....


10. ARRRGH!  CRAMP! CRAMP!

9. Nice Kitty, Pretty Kitty....

8. And give up my curse?!  Never!

7. Can I give you a backrub Pop?

6. The hell with my honor!  Nabiki, Prepare to die!

5. I feel pretty, oh so pretty....

4. Like this?  Is this how you like it Happosai?

3. Akane's been kidnapped?  Aw, let the bitch go!

2. Kodachi, I love you....Make me your own!

And the number one thing Ranma would never say....

1. Oh my!


Ta Da!!!!


I wrote this after reading Ifurita's Top Ten Intro's to a fanfic that
you don't want to see.  Hope it gave you a chuckle :)

Sincerely,

Megane 6.7