[Suddenly, Mousse crashes down through Dole's pulpit. Said presidential
candidate picks him up and kicks him into the stratosphere.]

Dole: Stupid Mousse! Bob Dole hates people smashing through his pulpit!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!*gasp, wheeze* I love it!

   Nicely bipartisan, as well. The author avoided favoring either
candidate, thus making it something that could be enjoyed by members of
both parties. :)

- Mike Loader, gah, 6 hours of polltaking......
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  /  \    l  "For, look you, there is humour in all things, and the truest
 / () \   l   philosophy is that which teaches us to find it and make the
/      \  l   most of it." - Jack Point, _The Yeomen of the Guard_
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Fnord.