And it can't be any less relevant than that Sesame Street petition, can it?

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       Okay, so I don't believe in chain letters, but what if this one is
really true?!.....
love,
Megan

Since all this chain letter stuff is going around...



PLEASE SEND THIS TO SEVEN FEMALES, WE CAN ALL USE A LITTLE GOOD

LUCK WITH

MEN!!!!!!!!!!!

I have a game for you. Once you read this letter you have
to keep it going. This game has been played since 1877. You must

send

this letter to 7 females within 5 days. On the 5th day HE will

ask you

out or say "I love you". This is not a joke. It has worked for many

years.

If you break the chain, you will have bad luck with guys forever.



     Why the Internet is like a Penis.


      It can be up or down.  It's more fun when it's up,
      but hard to get any real work done.

      If you don't apply protective measures, it can spread
      viruses.

      It has no brain of its own.  Instead, it uses- and confuses-
      yours.

      We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its
      actual size and influence warrant.

      If you're not careful, it can get you in big trouble.

      Some people have it, some don't

      People  who have it would be devastated if it were cut off-
      and they think those who don't have it want it.

      People  who don't have it may agree that it's a nifty toy
      but think it's not worth the fuss made about it.

      Once you've started playing with it, it's hard to stop.

      Some people would play with it all day if they didn't
      have to work. Of course, some people do anyways!