Subject: [FFML][Humor]Top Ten Fic intros you DON'T Want to see...
From: Ifurita
Date: 11/3/1996, 12:40 PM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com


Ok, for about a week, me and Bengman have been doing this through Private Mail.
Any Addtions are welcome...Enjoy!


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 Top Ten Intros to a Fanfic That you don't want to see...
 
10) "I was wondering what would happen when if I was to put the
 Ranma cast in these Positions"

9) "I got the idea for this when I was waxing my legs..."

 8) "I wrote this after comming home after a 3 day frat party..."

7) "This 'fics was written in reaction to my girlfriend dumping
me, my mother being put in the hospital for cancer treatment, and my cat
 dying..."

 6) "I always wondered if I could Type with a pencil up my Ass...."
 (I was going to say "I always wondered If I could type with my *Manhood*...)

5) Y'know, I always wondered what it would be like if F. Scott
 Fitzgerald wrote anime...
 
 4) "I just finished watching every singel episod of Monty Python's Flying
 Circus and Drinking, and I was wondering....what if Ranma was written as a
 skit....."

3) I always felt you people on the fanfic mailing list were too soft on 
the characters.  I mean, why not make them experience *real* pain?

 2) I always though that There should be a Lemon with Colonge and Happosai in
 it...

 >1) I've never actually watched any anime, but...

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