A horrified scream echo's through cyberspace.

Suddenly a terrified slightly deranged classic 3-D happyface careens
past, hotly pursued by a prime example of sexually frustrated alien
e-mail.

Very little can be made out of the happyface's gibberings, beyound
"KERGAMA!!! YOU WILL DIE FOR THIS!!!!"

The Prime Saggitarian,
Alph... Oh SHIT! Here it comes again! GOTTA GO!

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