On Fri, 1 Nov 1996, Mike W. Loader wrote:
EPISODE 5 - Everywhere you go (you always take the weather with you).
Ryoga's Voiceover: Something like that. The monk said he was in
charge of Today. Anyway, I stayed with the monks for a long time,
learning the mechanics of chaos, the principles behind weather
patterns, and the best slopes for snowboarding. Finally, after
many long hours practice, I was taught the secret technique of the
Chaotic Weather Monks....
*smirk* indeed.
(Scene changes to a ornate hall, lined with monks. Ryoga walks up
to the their leader, who wears what appears to be a cross
between monastic robes and a lab coat.)
Head Monk: You have prepared yourself mentally and morally?
Ryoga: Hai, Sensei.
Head Monk: You have cleansed your Ki and Spirit by the sacred
exercises?
Ryoga: Hai, Sensei.
Head Monk: You have the 500 bucks?
Ryoga: Hai, Sensei. Do you take Visa?
you have cleansed your soul.... and pay up. bit of a moral contradiction
there Mike ;)
Head Monk: Of course. And now, I shall impart to you the secret
maneuver of the Chaotic Weather Monks of Aspen - The Chaos
Butterfly Weather Point!
Ryoga: Butterfly?
Special Thanks to Williams-Sensei, for giving me a "C" in MacroEcon.
You sure that C wasn't for 'sleeping' ? ;)
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The Chaotic Trickster - kergma@sv.net.au