Pass on, or change the wording and print out ;)

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Dear Earthling,

Hi! I am a creature from outer space. I have transformed myself into
this Electronic-mail. Right now I am having sex with your fingers.
I know you like it because you are smiling. Please forward me on to
another user because I'm really horny.

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                     The Chaotic Trickster - kergma@sv.net.au