Gravitron Girls vs Nerima Guys:
Chapter 1: Engagements.

A fan fic By Eddie Vagg and David Myers

Disclaimer Project A-ko is owned by Soeishinsha/Final Nishijima, Ranma1/2
and characters are owned by Viz and Rumiko Takahashi.  This is a non
profit story.  Not for Sale or Rent. 

Authors Note. Hello Every one we're back again, except this time we have
decided to join forces in this Epic masterpeice.  O.K first up some of the
incosistencies.  Project A-ko is set in the year 2015 or 2043 depending on
who you ask.  And since Ranma is set in present day or thereabouts We
have a Rather Major inconsistancy.  So We're going to cop out and not
explain this and pretend its not there. Next we take no responsibility for
the actions of the characters.  We didn't write this it just happened.  We
don't control the characters. The characters control Us!!!! ARRGHHH!!... 

Intro Sequence

Voice Over: Meet Ranma Saotome of the Anything goes school of Martial Arts
Ranma-kun: Hey Let go... 
Voice Over: ..and this is Akane of the Tendo Training hall. 
Akane: What are you doing? 
Voice Over: The two have been engaged to marry by their loving parents. 
Ranma: I didn't ask for this!
Akane: Who asked you? 
Voice over: As for the cause of poor Ranma's suffering... 

	Splash

Ranma-Chan: What did you do that for?
Voice over: When Ranma gets splashed with cold water he, becomes a she.
Women singers: Da da da.

Chapter 1

The Gravitron City airport is a bustle of activity.  People Mill about 
trying to make it to their respective planes to either see people off, meet 
people or depart for some destination.

Announcer: This is the final boarding call for flight 937 flying to Tokyo, 
this is the final call.

Screams can be heard down the corridoor, as a young school girl with red
hair barrels through the crowd.  She carries a smaller girl with blonde
hair in tow. 

C-ko: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
A-ko: Don't worry C-ko we're almost there!

A-ko and C-ko skid to a halt out side the boarding lounge.  A trail of
destruction can be seen in the background, and numerous civilians lie
injured or wounded.  Standing by the boarding desk stands an attractive
purple haired woman.  She does not seem to be pleased to see A-ko.

B-ko: So A-ko, Trying to steal C-ko away for yourself were you?
A-ko: (thinking) She's making me late again! (outloud) I don't have time 
for this B-ko!  Just let me board the plane.
B-ko: Not until you hand C-ko over A-ko.
A-ko: She's not a possesion that you can own, B-ko.
C-ko: HI B-KO! (Waves)
B-ko: If you won't hand C-ko over willingly I'll just have to take her!

B-ko rips off her school clothes revealing the Akagiyama 23 body armour.
She raises her arm and takes aim at A-ko. 

Miss Ayumi Sensei: Come along now girls, if you don't board the plane now 
they'll leave without you.
All the girls board the plane, except A-ko and B-ko, still facing each other.
C-ko: A-ko! I'll save you a seat!
A-ko: O.K. I won't be long, C-ko.
B-ko: A-ko, prepare to d....
Miss Ayumi Sensei: (sharply) A-ko, B-ko, you have *plenty* of time to gossip 
on the plane, so GET ON IT NOW!!!
B-ko: But...
Miss Ayumi Sensei: HURRY UP! GET ON THE PLANE ALREADY!
A-ko: (thinking) Miss Ayumi's lost it again...
B-ko: (Humph!) We'll finish this later, A-ko.

A-ko/B-ko: Yes Miss Ayumi.
A-ko and B-ko enter the plane.
 


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A-ko: (thinking) C-ko's taken the window seat.  *Always* the window
seat...  
A-ko: I've been looking forward to this trip, I think it's gonna
be a real opportunity, studing at another school.  (thinking) Nerima High
is Co-ed after all... 

C-ko: Yeah! This is going to be GREAT!!! This planes so big. Its so big
its so big its so big. 

C-ko leaps into her seat and presses her face up against the window. 
After a few minutes the plane takes off. 

A-ko:  Gee I hope there are some cute boys at this school. C-ko gives a
quick scowl at the four letter words, but breaks into a wide grin as a
stewardess approaches.  
Stewardess: Hello little girl whats your name?
C-ko: I'm C-ko!!! 
Stewardess: Who you like a colouring book C-ko? 

C-ko Nods affirmitively with wide eyes.

Stewardess: And how old are you?
C-ko: I'm sixteen.

The stewardess goes into shock. 

Stewardess: HOW OLD!!?

A-ko simply smiles at her and shrugs. C-ko starts drawing with her crayons
over the already existing pictures.  The stewardess recovers somewhat. 

Stewardess: Are you both comfortable?
A-ko: Yes thankyou.
C-ko: Mmhhmmmm Its a lot more comfortable in here than it would be on the wing.
Stewardess (Laugh): Yes Yes I'm sure it is.
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Seated on the wing of Flight 937 is a young man wearing a backpack and a
bandanna.  Even though the plane is travelling at incredible speeds the
young man seems to be quite comfortable, and doesn't appear to be bothered
at all by the improbability of his situation or the likelihood of his
death. 

Ryoga (thinking): Oh Akane by hitching a ride on this airplane I should be
in Tokyo at least three weeks earlier than I expected.  This time for sure
I'm going to tell you whats really in my heart.  Feeling as pure as pure
as the clouds below me. 

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B-ko and her cronies occupy the rear seats of the compartment, A tradition
of the schoolyard since Field Trips were invented. Asa, Ume, and Ine all
look bored.  Mari is distinctly uncomfortable, her musclebound 6'3" frame
filling the economy class seat to capacity.  
B-ko: (Thinking) Damn that A-ko, monopolising C-ko like that.  Soon 
though soon she will be mine, and you A-ko, you will die Die DIE! 

B-ko starts laughing Maniacally. 

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A flying saucer is trailing the plane, mantaining visual contact.  The
Alpha Cygnan Scout Transporter is piloted by D, wearing her usual tacky
spy clothes.  The Captain is beside her, reading a guide to Tokyo's
nightlife. 

D: Don't worry Princess, I will keep watch on you and keep you safe.  Even
if our spaceship is hopelessly damaged beyond repair, we'll find a way to
get you home. 
                          
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As the plane sits quietly on the runway and passengers are departing. 
Miss Ayumi appears to be having trouble holding the group together, mainly
due to the fact that C-ko insists on running around in circles.  As they
depart B-ko idly looks at the private jets near the hangars.  One of the
Lear Jets has the Daitokuji Financial Group's emblem on it.  Suddenly B-ko
stands up, a look of recognition on her face. 

B-ko: (shouts) WHAT'S FATHER DOING HERE!!!!

Everyone looks at B-ko strangely.

A-ko: (Thinking) What's B-ko's problem?  Oh well.

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Ranma: Yo Kuno! Your holding your bat all wrong!
 
Furinken high is holding a baseball tournemont between Nabiki's class and
Ranma and Akane's class.  Presently Kuno is standing on the plate holding
the baseball bat like a boken. 

Kuno: Silence nave!  Who are you to correct the Great Tatewaki Kuno Skien
of the house of Kuno and Blue thunder of Furinken High.  Very well,
challenge and learn! Nabiki: Just throw the ball already. 

Daisuke winds up for the pitch and pitches the ball towards the plate. 
Kuno begins stabbing at the ball rather than swinging for it. 

Kuno: Da da da da da 

Surprisingly he appears to have a moderate degree of success with this
technique that lesser Kendo champions would enjoy.  He strikes the ball
and it flies out towards the outfield. Kuno doesn't move, however, and
watches the ball fly into the outfield. 


Kuno: And once again I Tatewaki Kuno have single handedly pulled his team
back from defeat and into the glory that is victory! Nabiki: Run you fool!
Run! Kuno: Ha I will do no such thing.  Lesser men run.  I shall stride. 
Kuno strides proudly towards first base.  A man in the outfield throws the
ball to the man on first.  Kuno calmly approaches and lowers the bat in an
offensive position. 

Kuno: I believe the rules state that I cannot be deemed out unless I am
touched by the ball.  Let any man who attempts this feel the wrath of
Kuno. 

As the man on first attempts to mark Kuno with the ball, Kuno strikes at
him with his bat moving it so quickly that the man can't find an opening. 
Eventually the ball flies from his hand and across the field to Ranma who
is on second. 

Kuno: Ahhh Saotome!  Now we shall see who is the greater baseball player. 
Have at thee! 

Kuno raises the bat to strike Ranma across the head.  Ranma responds by
kicking Kuno in the face.  Kuno Stunned stops in mid strike and Ranma
calmly places the ball ontop of Kuno's head. 

Ranma: There's no question as to who's the better player Kuno.  
Referee: Your OUT!!!!!!! 
Kuno: What do you mean I'm out!  Have you no eyes! I'm the
great Tatewaki Kuno!  I demand a rescount. 
Nabiki: Oh good grief. 

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The Gravitron City girls file into a large dormitory, containing about 20
beds.  B-ko's eyes widen as she sees an elaborate 4 post bed amongst the
standard ones.  On it is a card embossed with gold foil.  
B-ko: What's this? 
The entire class give B-ko a bemused look as she strides over to the
bed and picks up the card. 
B-ko: (reading) Reserved for B-ko Daitokuji. 
(thinking) Father! Here I was thinking you was up to something! I suppose
you were just making sure I was comfortable. 

A-ko and C-ko pick adjacent beds at the far end of the dorm.

B-ko: (thinking) Damn! I was hoping to get a bed near C-ko.  I'll get my
revenge.... 

           *****

A-ko glances at B-ko's fancy bed with undisquised contempt.  
A-ko:(thinking) Well! Look at B-ko on her precious antique.  She thinks she's
so great. 
C-ko: Hey A-ko! Y'know I made sure we'll be in the same classes
when we go to Furink...  A-ko! Are you listening? 
A-ko is still scowling at B-ko. 
A-ko: Huh?  Oh yeah C-ko. 
C-ko: Anyway, as I was saying, tomorrow we've got home economics, maths, 
and... A-KO! Listen to me! 
A-ko sits up abruptly at C-ko's sudden scolding. 
A-ko: (thinking) Gosh, C-ko's my best friend and all, but she's 
demanding! (out loud) Sorry C-ko... I was just thinking about how much 
fun we'll have. 
C-ko brightens up again.  
C-ko:(giggles) GOOD! (sings) I'm looking forward to tomorrow, tomorrow
tomorrow.  I'm looking forward to tomorrow, It's gonna be a very fine day!
A-ko sags in embarrasment and buries herself face down in a nearby pillow. 

                                     ******

B-ko is now lying on her bed, when she notices a button on the bedside
console. 
B-ko: (thinking) Ahh! How thoughtful! It must be a light switch. 
Or maybe a laser for frying A-ko.  We'll see. 
B-ko presses the button, and the bed shudders, then sinks into the floor. 
B-ko: WHAT!! 
B-ko tries to leap out of the bed, but forcefields built into the posts 
prevent her. The bed, now a custom built lift desends down a shaft, the 
floor of the dormitory closing behind it. 

The class watches the bed dissapear, then they go back to their own
buisiness.  After all, B-ko's always up to this kind of mischief.  
Ume: Humph! Miss Daitokuji neglected to brief us on this plan.  
Asa: Well, maybe we should play it by the book.  Standard procedure. 
Ume: Right. (nodding toward Ine, who's already unpacking her handicam.)

A-ko: B-ko's up to another one of her schemes...  Probably building
another one of her stupid toys. 

***

The bed comes to rest in a cavernous subterranean conference room.  Seated
at the head of a large table is Hikaru Daitokiji, seated next to him is a
large man wearing an aloha shirt, sunglasses a lei and has a palm tree
growing out of the top of his head. 
  
The Bed's forcefields deactivate and B-ko cautiosly approaches the two.

Hikaru: B-ko! So glad you could come to the meeting.  
B-ko: (sweetly): Hello father, whatever are you doing here? 
Hikaru: All in good time all in good time. 
B-ko: (furious): WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING BRINGING ME DOWN
HERE! I WAS TRYING TO SLEEP!! 
Hikaru:  (unpeterbed) B-ko I would like for you to meet Mr Kuno the 
priniple of Furinken. 
Principal Kuno: Aloha! 
B-ko: Excuse me? 
Principal Kuno: Aloha! It means hello, good bye and I 
love you.
B-ko: I'm aware of its meaning, I just took it out of context.  Father
what is this man doing here? 
Hikaru: We are merely completing some... engagements...  
B-ko (sternly): What engagements? 
Hikaru: Mr Kuno and I have decided that you shall wed his son Tatewaki! 
B-ko: WHAT!!!!! FATHER! I DO NOT NEED YOU INTERFERING WITH MY SOCIAL 
LIFE! I CAN FIND A MAN ANYTIME! 
Hikaru raises his eyebrow, then chuckles. 
Hikaru: B-ko, You're sixteen!  Don't you think it's time for you to find 
a husband?  I promise you that you will be happy with Tatewaki. After 
all, He's perfect for you. 

******

Kuno strides down a corridor, still wearing his baseball clothes.  He is
still in a foul mood from being ruled "out" at the (so called) game. A
female voice can be heard in the distance. 

B-ko: THERE IS NO WAY I'M GOING TO MARRY... THIS... THIS KUNO!!! 
Kuno: Hark I here the voice of the Pig tailed girl.  (Tears well up in 
his eyes) And she speaks of marriage to me!  What a joyous day. (shouts) 
I, Kuno, your white knight, the blue thunder of Furikan high, come for 
you my pig tailed goddess! 

Kuno barrels down the corridoor and runs through the door which explodes. 
He rushes to B-ko and embraces her. 

Kuno: Oh pig tailed girl my love!! B-ko: Get off me now! Kuno: Oh but pig
tailed girl were we not made for each other.  And you talk of marriage
truly this happy union of.... wait... you are not the pig tailed girl. 
What have you done with her. 

Kuno begins looking around the room.  Kuno: Pig Tailed girl? Pig Tailed
girl?  
Principal Kuno: Son I am having very good news for you.  Starting
today you are engaged to B-ko here. 

Kuno: (enraged.) WHAT! I cannot allow such an unholy union to be
perpetrated. 
B-ko:  (mutters) You CAN'T be serious. I'm marrying that....
Hikaru: (looking at the shattered door) Oh yes he will be perfect. 
Kuno: How could the melody that sounds so sweet coming from ones lips 
sound so sour coming from another? 
B-ko: What?!? 
Kuno: I cannot marry this... peasant my heart already belongs to another. 
B-ko: PEASANT!!! 
Hikaru: This pig tailed girl... 
Kuno: and Akane Tendo... 
Hikaru: You pursue two women simultaneously. 
B-ko: Why you two timing.. 
Kuno: Ha, silence wench.  It would be dishonourable to secretly pursue 
one without the others knowledge. And so I pursue both openly thereby 
acting honourably. 
B-ko: Sounds like two timing to me.  Father there is no way that I'm marrying
this.. this... this.. pervert. 
Hikaru: Don't worry B-ko love/hate relationships are the basis for almost 
every marriage. 
B-ko: But I dont love him, I just hate him. 
Kuno: I will not marry this commoner father, I suggest you make 
alternative plans. 
B-ko: Commoner. 
Kuno: Indeed.. 
B-ko: I hate you! 
Kuno: I'm so glad. 
Principal Kuno: Son I am begging you to reconsider. 
Kuno: I think not! 
Principal Kuno:  Perhaps you would prefer... 

Principal Kuno pulls out a remote control and a pot plant in the corner of
the room starts heading menacingly towards Kuno... 

Kuno: (Backing away fearfully) Ahhhhh Perhaps I shall consider this matter
further before making a decision. 
Principal Kuno: I am thinking that would be a wise choice...
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Ranma: Drop it..

Ranma stands threateningly by the table looking intently at his father.

Ranma: That buns mine old man.  Now hand it over or else...
Genma: Or else what boy?  Whatta are ya gunna do?
Ranma: Or else YOUR GUNNA REGRET IT!!!!

Genma and Ranma start trading blows fighting over who will gain possesion
of the bread. In the background Akane enters the room wearing her school
uniform. 

Kasumi: Good Morning Akane.  Breakfast is just being served. 
Akane: Thanks Kasumi. 
Soun: So Akane, isn't today the day when all those students from
Gravitron city are supposed to be starting? 
Akane: Yep, it should be fun to have some new faces around, and not have 
to worry about any bizarre martial artists. 
Nabiki: I still think its odd that their trying to unload
a group of students from an all girl school onto us. 
Akane: What do you mean? 
Nabiki: Oh come on Akane, its obvious that they're problem students,
that their previous school couldn't handle, so instead of dealing with
them the school obviously shipped them to our school, because the old
teachers can't handle them.  
Akane: You don't seriously believe that do you? 
Nabiki: Of course. With all the problem students at our school its no surprise. 

Ranma has thrown Genma into the pool and has the bread bun in his hand.  A
soggy panda rears its head from the pool of water. 

Ranma: Ha take that old man! AAAAAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AAAAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Genma throws one of his signs which plants itself firmly in Ranma's mouth.

Ranma: mnmnmhmnmnmnnnnnn
Nabiki: See what I mean.

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Ranma and Akane are walking to school. Ranma is on the fenceline and Akane
walks along with her bag in front of her legs. 

Akane: I hope your not going to try and pick up any of the women from
these exchange students Ranma! 
Ranma: Jinkies Akane, I'm glad you think so highly of me. 
Akane: Well considering how many girl friend you already have.... 
Ranma: Well its not my fault.  Its not like I tried to pick them up. 
Akane: It seems to me that you go out of your way to keep them though.
Ranma: And just what the hell is that supposed to mean?
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C-ko: A-ko! A-ko! AAAAAAKOOOO! Time to get up, we're late!
A-ko: AGAIN!!!  C-ko Why didn't you wake me?  
C-ko: I did wake you! You just rolled over and went back to sleep.
A-ko: AAAArrrgggghhhhh...

A-ko leaps up and begins putting on her school uniform.  Less than half a
minute later she grabs C-ko by the arm, and the two depart at supersonic
speed. 

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A two foot 100 year old Happosai bounces cheerey along the road, a large
green bag of womens undergarments slung over his back and a pathetic green
disguise upon his face.  In short, he is in his working clothes. 

Happosai: What a haul! What a haul! Uhhh whats that.

In the distance a cloud of smoke can be seen as a rapidly approaching A-ko
makes her way to school. C-ko bobs up and down as A-ko runs closer and
closer to the short Martial arts master.  All of a sudden A-ko feels an
impeneterable force upon her chest.  Her momentum is instantly brought to
a stop as she moves from Mach 2 to 0 in less than a second.  Sadly C-ko's
momentum is not and she goes flying off down the street minus an A-ko. 

Happosai: Well well well what have we here?

A-ko looks down and see's the martial arts Master standing atop of the
green bag has stopped her, with one hand which he has placed upon her
breast. She double takes looking first at Happosai and then at his hand. 

A-ko: AAAAARRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!! Get off of me.  I... oh no C-ko.

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Ranma: Besides which Akane, where the hell am I going to find a girl
wierder than the one's that I already have. 
C-ko: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Ranma looks up as C-ko flies into him, knocking them both off the bridge
and into the storm drain below.  There is a splash and when everything
clears C-ko is lying on top of Ranma-Chan.  The two look at each other for
a moment and all is silent until... 

Ranma: You must be one of the new exchange students....

End of Part 1     

Authors note: 
Ed: It's not that easy writing a crossover, especially....
(Arrrgh! Writers block) 
Dave: Your Pathetics Edds.  Jeeze **Whaps Ed in the head with Mallet** Do 
I have to do everything around here? 
Ed: Why YOU!!!!! (puffs angrily) NOW LISTEN TO ME!!!!  (turns back to 
readers) Excuse us... 
Wham BIFF CRASH OUCH. 
Ed and Dave both appear injured, with an assortment of bandages and 
slings. 
Ed: See what I mean! 
Dave: In all honesty we are trying really hard to keep the characters 
consistent with their respective Animes.  It helps since I'm obssessed 
with Ranma 1/2 and he's obssessed with Project A-ko. 
Ed: Well I wouldn't say obssessed. 
Dave: Anyway we hope you are enjoying this and we will try and keep the
characterization consistent. 
Ed: And If not, we can just call it an "Elseworlds" reality! 
Dave: That's a bit of a cop out' isn't it? 
Ed: Yeah, so sue me.  But seriously... (Ed looks serious) We can be 
contacted on my Email account, which is: 
evagg@canberra.dialix.oz.au 
Dave: Please stay tuned for chapter 2.