CONTINUED FROM PART 1....
PART 2: STORM BEFORE THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM
FURINKAN HIGH SCHOOL CAFETERIA
12:05 P.M.
Ranma sat in the school cafeteria and stared down at
the lunch that Akane had prepared for him. To call this...."THING"
food was an insult to every cook that ever greased a grill. He had
seen roadkill with maggots crawling all over it that was more
appetizing than the...."LUNCH"....that sat in front of him. Ranma
would have already tossed his socks by now if Ukyou....Wonderful,
caring Ucchan....hadn't also made a lunch for him. Ranma glanced to
his right and stared at the lunch Ukyou had made for him. It was
superior to Akane's lunch in every way. It smelled fantastic, it was
okonomiyaki, her specialty, and as Ukyou stood over it, blinking her
eyes and looking ultra cute, Ranma made his decision, knowing that it
might be his last. He picked up his chopsticks, hovered over the two
dishes for a moment and then quickly started to chow down on
Ukyou's okonomiyaki. Ukyou squealed with delight over Ranma
choosing her lunch while Akane's face had turned a very interesting
shade of purple as she screamed....
"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!!!"
Ranma nearly choked on his food but caught himself and turned
to face her. "Isn't it obvious?" he replied, sarcasm dripping from his
voice. "I'm eating something that can't be used as DIESEL FUEL!
I'd call your lunch TOXIC, but now I know that's an insult to the
rest of the toxic waste. Even combined they couldn't collapse a Eco
System like THIS stuff could. Face it Akane, YOUR COOKING JUST PLAIN
SUCKS!!!" Ranma finished with emphasis.
There was a dead silence, briefly disturbed by Ukyou,
who was stuffing her hands into her mouth to keep from laughing at
Ranma's blunt description of Akane's food. Her laughter quickly
died down though as she saw the look on Akane's face.
"....Is that so....?" Akane said in the faintest of
whispers.
Akane turned a different shade of color, this time
resembling dark scarlet. Then her eyes glowed bright blue and an
aura of incredible power formed around her. Ranma began to
wonder if he went just a bit too far when his hearing was suddenly
knocked out by an almost inhuman cry of pure rage.
"DIE, RANMA!!!"
Ranma found himself sailing through the air, in more pain
that he had felt in a long time. His last thought before he crashed
into the ground at about 225 miles per hour was....
"Jeez, can't she take some constructive criticism?"
BOOM!!!
The question went unanswered as Ranma dug a long flaming trench
in the ground from the force of his landing until he came to rest
against a tree. A very healthy and strong one since Ranma's head only
caused it to partially collapse when it impacted. Then everything was
silent once more, save the hissing sound of steam rising from the prone
body of Ranma....
* * *
Akane stormed out of the classroom after knocking Ranma
into next week. "That stupid jerk!" Akane fumed. "I go to the
trouble of making a nice lunch for him and what does he do?" He
doesn't even try it and eats her okonomiyaki instead!" "Why do I
bother to cook for him anyway?" Why do I bother to cook period?
"No one ever likes my cooking...."
"No....that isn't true....Ryouga likes my cooking or at least
is polite enough not to say anything bad about it." She looked down
at the Bento she had prepared. "Too bad I have no idea where he is
right now." Akane sighed to herself as she prepared to dump the
Bento into the waste receptacle....
"HOLD!"
Akane jumped, startled by the loud yell and turned around
to see Tatewaki Kunou, known to himself as "Blue Thunder" walk in
her general direction. She sighed again, this time in annoyance.
Although he had made his affection for her all too clear, she had no
interest in him whatsoever and had told him so on many occasions.
Kunou, as usual, failed to catch the hint and soon launched into his
overly dramatic monologue.
"Although the morning sun shines brightly over our heads,
the brightness of your natural beauty outshines it by far. But then
your beauty would illuminate moon, sun and stars combined!" "Ah,
my darling Akane Tendo, I would be honored to eat a meal prepared
so lovingly by...."
"Here. Just take it."
Akane shoved the Bento into Kunou's hands and walked
away. Kunou looked overjoyed as he quickly began to wolf down
Akane's food, only to stop two seconds later and collapse to the
ground, holding his stomach in pain and moaning.
"Uhhhh....Curse my sister and her poisons! Surely she
must have placed one in my breakfast to make Akane's lunch turn
into something most foul...."
Akane ignored him as she continued on her way to her next
class. "Just once I wish I could make something that didn't make
everyone sick." Akane wondered to herself if she should ask Kasumi
to go over their mother's recipe book step by step again. It didn't
help last time but maybe if she....
"Akane?"
Akane looked up to see Hikaru Gosunkugi standing in front
of her. In his outstretched hands, he held a straw doll that bore a
slight resemblance to her.
"I made this during lunch period for you. Do you like it?"
Akane forced a smile as she gingerly took the straw doll
from Gosunkugi's shaking hands. Gosunkugi was also interested
in her affections but while he wasn't as bad as Kunou, he was just
plain weird and she was creeped out by his voodoo practices. Plus he
had gotten Ranma into trouble in the past and took a lot of photos of
her without her permission, something she didn't take very kindly to.
"Uh....thanks Gosunkugi....I have to get to class now...."
"Do you really like it?" Gosunkugi looked at her
hopefully.
"It's....cute. Akane lied as best she could.
"Really?" Gosunkugi's face brightened "I've got some
more if you...."
"Maybe later....I have to get to class now." Akane quickly
replied.
"Oh....okay then."
Gosunkugi walked past her, whistling a tune she didn't
recognize. When he was out of sight, she breathed a sigh of relief.
"That wasn't so bad, I guess...." Akane continued down the hallway
towards her classroom and entered it. She noticed she was a little
early as she took her seat. Nearby Hiroshi and Daisuke, two of her
school friends, walked up to her desk.
"Hey Akane, we heard what you did to Ranma." Daisuke
began.
"Yeah! He got what he deserved for treating you like that!"
Hiroshi leaned in closer to Akane "If I were your fiancee...."
"Kunou would have killed you a long time ago...." Daisuke
finished for him.
Hiroshi glared at his friend who merely smiled in return.
"You believe in me don't you Akane?"
"Mmmm?" Akane looked up at them, not having heard a
single word they said. "I'm sorry, what did you guys say?"
"I said....Mpph!!!" Hiroshi was quickly silenced by Daisuke
who dragged him away from a confused Akane. "Quit while you're still
alive, Hiroshi!" Daisuke snapped as he sat him down at his desk.
Akane stared at them for a moment then shrugged and
returned her attention to her desk. Someone had carved the letters
S AND G 4-EVER in one of the corners and the sentiment only
served to darken Akane's mood even further. "Why doesn't Ranma
give me the benefit of the doubt just once?" she wondered to herself.
Just then, Kunou walked into the class, he held his stomach with one
hand and placed the other on his forehead, searching for someone.
Akane wished she could have turned invisible but no such luck as
Kunou walked towards her desk, intent on asking something of her.
"Forgive this intrusion, Akane Tendo, but I require some
assistance in acquiring some antacid tablets." "Your sister, Nabiki
told me you had some in your schoolbag?"
Akane blinked for a moment and then caught a glimpse of
Nabiki outside the classroom door. Clearly this was intended as a
practical joke on Kunou, since Akane would normally pound Kunou
for inadvertently insulting her cooking like he just did. But Akane
refused to give Nabiki the satisfaction and calmly reached inside her
bag and tossed a roll of Tums to Kunou.
"Oh thank you Akane Tendo, your kindness knows no
boundaries! Your boundaries have no chains to...."
"You're welcome already." "Now go away." Akane replied
with growing unrest.
"Nay, such a act of kindness must be rewarded! I will
allow you to date with me!" Kunou said sincerely.
"Gee, could I?" Akane responded sarcastically "Get lost
Kunou!" she added with more force in her tone.
"Perhaps you're right. I will return when class is finished
and the rest of the day belongs to us." "Farewell, Akane!" Kunou
made a grand sweeping gesture before he turned to leave.
"Don't hold your breath...." Akane muttered as Kunou
departed from the classroom. Akane then looked at the door again
but Nabiki had already vanished. "I'll get you for that Nabiki....I
swear I'll get you...." Akane forced her thoughts of revenge aside
as Ms. Hinako scurried into the room. She was still in child form
and wasted no time in sucking up a random student's energy for
slouching in his seat. Then the adult Ms. Hinako turned her back
and starting to write on the blackboard. Akane noted that she held
the attention of every male student in the classroom, especially
Hiroshi who was practically drooling as Ms. Hinako's body moved
with her writing motions. "Maybe Ranma really isn't any more
perverted than the other boys." Akane thought to herself as she
began copying down Ms. Hinako's notes for the day....
* * *
OUTSIDE FURINKAN HIGH
1:00 P.M.
"AI REN!!!"
The sky had begun to grow cloudy as Shampoo made her way to
the fallen Ranma. She had intended to come to his school and give
him a bowl of ramen but an accident in the kitchen had forced her to
stay at the Nekohanten until the lunch rush was over, allowing Akane
to hurt her husband to be yet again. Akane would pay for this, dearly,
but for now Shampoo had to see to his injuries and make sure he was
all right.
"Oh Ai Ren," Shampoo spoke softly into Ranma's ear as she
examined his body for injuries. Then she gently unbuttoned his shirt
to check for bruises but found herself staring at Ranma's muscular
chest. She gently ran her fingers along it, admiring how Ranma kept
himself in such good shape. Then she felt an impulse to kiss him.
She knew he would resist if he were awake and that an opportunity
like this didn't come along every day. She gently leaned her head
forward and was about to make contact when....
"Get away from him you wicked girl!!!"
Shampoo looked up in surprise to see Kodachi "The Black
Rose" Kunou standing nearby, her face was a mask of cold malice
and intense hatred, all aimed towards her. Shampoo quickly rose
to her feet, her own intense gaze meeting Kodachi's.
"What you want Psycho Girl?" Shampoo spat.
Kodachi points an accusing finger at Shampoo. "Need
you ask, hussy?" "How DARE you try to defile my darling Ranma-Sama,
you....you....BIMBO!"
Shampoo's eyes narrow. "Last girl who call Shampoo
bimbo now breeding ground for worms." she replied coldly.
"Really?" "I was unaware you were capable of murdering
your own mother." Kodachi replied without missing a beat.
Shampoo said nothing. Kodachi smiled at her victory
only to have the smile fade when Shampoo lashed out with a kick,
catching Kodachi flush in the face and sending her flying backwards
to land shoulders first against the hard ground. Kodachi gasped
with the sudden pain but soon it turned into a laugh, a horrible
laugh, echoing, cruel, high pitched, and evil. Some would mistake
it for the laugh of the insane, but Kodachi wasn't insane.....
....Kodachi was true evil....
....and true evil could never be destroyed completely.
Kodachi leapfrogged to her feet and stalked towards
Shampoo with a smile on her face.
"So very spiteful....Very well then, I accept your challenge!"
"DEFEND YOURSELF!" Kodachi screamed as she leapt towards
Shampoo. Shampoo responded without the slightest intimidation
in her voice. She would not fail Ranma again. She would protect
him to her dying breath. She would prove her worth in battle.
"Shampoo defeat you now!"
* * *
BUSINESS SECTION OF NERIMA
12:50 P.M.
The sun had been out in force all morning, it casted it's
unforgiving rays downwards upon the streets of Nerima District and
illuminated a lone figure. The figure walked at a slow pace, his
clothes and face indicated that he had traveled for a very long
time with neither food nor rest. In his right hand he wielded an
bamboo umbrella which he held over his head to shade him from the
deadly ultraviolet rays. He continued to walk, exhaustion threatening
to overwhelm him completely with every step, keeping his legs moving now
by sheer force of will.
Finally he could take no more and he collapsed onto his
knees, dropped his umbrella and exposed his face to the harsh
sunlight. He fought the impulse to black out on the street, raised his
head and noticed a sign in the distance. The name of a restaurant!
The boy rose to his feet, previous exhaustion forgotten for the
moment, and starts to run towards the sign at top speed. He
ignored the tortured screams of his muscles, ignored the throbbing ache
in his head, ignored all as he finally reached the sign. He took a
moment to catch his breath and then looked up to read the sign.
For a brief moment he said nothing and then his eyes widened
with recognition. He blinked a few times as if not believing his own
eyes and then, deep from his throat, came a hoarse cry that was almost
unrecognizable to anyone who knew him....a cry of pure joy.
"I FOUND IT!!!! I FOUND IT ON THE FIRST TRY!!! IT ACTUALLY
WORKED!!! THANK YOU TAIMAK, WHEREVER YOU ARE!!!"
The boy then started to dance around in a circle, looking like
a complete fool and not giving a damn. Then the boy's muscles
finally gave out from their overuse and he collapsed to the ground
in a heap. As he began to lose consciousness the boy giggled and
repeated to himself over and over.
"I found it....I really found it...."
Then the boy mercifully passed out. As the sun continued to
beat down on his back, the camera view moves us in front of the sign
and we finally get to see what made the boy so happy.
UTCHAN'S
There was a smaller sign on the door which read.
Weekday Business Hours: 4:30 p.m. to 10:00 p.m.
Several people came out of their businesses upon hearing the
hoarse screams and saw the boy passed out on the road. One man
wearing glasses came out of a supermarket, immediately rushed
over, knelt down next to him and checked his pulse. The people
stared at him until he looked up and proclaimed.
"It's okay, I'm a doctor. Can someone please help me carry
him out of the sun. I have a clinic nearby here that can help him."
Then a young woman, who recognized the young man as
Dr. Tofu, rushed inside and brought out a tall man with black hair
and a mustache to assist the doctor. Together, they took him out of
the sun and towards the clinic while the girl lagged on behind. Dr.
Tofu continued to check on the boy's condition along the way.
"Don't worry Ryouga." Dr. Tofu reassured the unconscious
boy. "You're going to be just fine."
(Fade to Black)
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