Subject: Re: Identifying Sadfics, your host: Mike Loader
From: "James 'Jaymz' Cullen" <lcullen@eis.net.au>
Date: 10/28/1996, 6:03 PM
To: "J. Austin Wilde" <jaustin@aloha.net>
CC: The FanFic Mailing List <fanfic@fanfic.com>
Reply-to:
lcullen@eis.net.au

J. Austin Wilde wrote:

James 'Jaymz' Cullen wrote:

I would like like to point out that if *I* see this blatant abuse of the
wonderfully great Akane, The offending persons last sight will be the
twin barrels of my Patened 12 Gauge Double-Barreled Remington Combat
Shotgun(TM). :)

I'll see your Remington and raise you a Mossberg 590.
I dig snuff-fics...

I don't mind snuff-fics so much. There are only a few set of things that
I'll agree to if someone writes a fic with Akane dying in it. If the
author doesn't abide by these rules, Then I'll be riding up to their
house on a pale horse, and you can bet your ass that all hell will be
following me.

Here is the following list of plausible reasons/excuses/whatever for
Akane to die in a fic:

1) Akane must die as quickly and as painlessly as possible. No long
drawn out suffering.
2) Akane should get revenge (ie, Ranma 1/2 / The Crow X-Over).
3) Akane's death shouldn't just be pointless.

And just a reminder to all fanfic writers out there wanting to do
something along those lines, if it doesn't include one of these reasons,
or a reason that I'll personally accept, then her suffering will be
placed upon you tenfold. This doesn't apply to a radically OOC Akane
(like some psycho-demon Akane or whatever) however.
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