bridget ellen engman wrote:

On Sun, 27 Oct 1996, J. Austin Wilde wrote:

bridget ellen engman wrote:

Zen, I think you need to talk to Bridget about this. *She's* the one who
sicced Rumiko "Leatherface" Takahashi on Sean Gaffney and myself.

Moi?  Would I do a thing like that?

Sure would. I've got the scar tissue and the bloodstained carpet to
prove it.

Ah, but you have no proof of my involvement.  I merely tell stories...

Then you have nothing to worry about when Special Agents Mulder and
Scully drop by to ask you a few questions.

They look exactly alike.

(Except for the bloody chainsaw of course, but by then it's too late.)

That's in the closet.  She won't bring it out right away, of course; just
let you wonder for a while.  She may never bring it out.  But it is
always on her mind.

<shudder> She's pretty good with it. I didn't think such a tiny woman
could swing one of those the way she did. Maybe she has the strength of
madness.

Choose.

Do I haveta? 

Oh, yes.

<gulp> Why do I get the feeling this is a losing proposition no matter
what?

But *which* Kasumi?

Why the Lovable Dimwit Kasumi, the Indefatigable Zen-Master Kasumi, the
Metal-Head Kasumi, the Melancholy Manic-Depressive Kasumi, and the
Bloody Axe Wielding Kasumi of course. I love them all.

But not the pre-med genius-who-gave-up-her-career-for-her-family Kasumi?
How cruel.

Darn! I missed one? I'm so sorry Kasumi, please forgive me. 

J. Austin Wilde
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