At 12:28 AM 10/27/96 -0500, WebDragon scripted:

        Wonderful description of a very nice day.  Maybe I should
pay you to script all that wonderful prose so I can face the day
refreshed and undepressed.

        Unfortunately, the shockfic was a bit ruined for me because
I read all the debate about it before I got to it.  So about the only
shock I can say I felt is seeing P-chan play with the vegetables...
no matter how clean Akane keeps him, it is still very unsanitary.
Maybe that's why all her meals come out poisonous?

<snip>

       He felt, rather than saw, something hard and sharp cleaving into his
skull and splitting him into two, chopping through the ribs and spilling his
entrails and brains out in a gory burst of blood.  The last thing he saw
before the blackness took him was an image of Akane looking down at him with
psychotic eyes - and gripping the handle of a double-edged axe.

        You just made my day (and I am not being sarcastic).

<snip>

Venkarel
(who for some reason enjoys seeing the Ranma cast mutilated and chopped
up into gory bits)

PS  To Chris Willmore: The reason why this 'fic reminds me of your work
is because of "Ranma's Half: Bits and Pieces"  Sorry, but anytime the
Ranma cast gets chopped up into little pieces or something equally
gruesome, it never fails to conjure up that infamous work and things I've 
heard others say about some of your other 'fics. (Which I promise I will
get around to reading as soon as midterms & major homework are
out of the way)