Here's Part 4.

==Miyu==

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		SPAM
		
(or The Little Mystery Meat That Could)

	A collaborative effort by
		==Miyu==
	 (Molly C. DesJardin)

		  and

		 Xenoff.
            (Gary Hoffmann)

EPISODE 4

	Spam, landing deep in pits of potato salad, screamed out to all
that would listen, but no one answered to its plea for salvation.  Out of
the abyss of goo came a large ice cream scoop which scooped up Spam and a
monstrous amount of the salad.  Spam then felt the air whoosh by as it
fell upon a hard, unholy, and unclean surface.
	The little meat poked its head out of the pile of potato salad to
see that it was no longer in Spam-Hell, but rather in a SCHOOL
CAFETERIA!!!!!!!!!!  It was being carried over a long distance to be
devoured by Pip, who was still hungry from their last encounter.  Pip,
oblivious to Spam, sat down at an octagonal table in a typical American
junior high school.  There, as Pip was about to take a gargantuan bite of
potato salad and a good sized bite of Spam with it, a whelp of a boy,
named Toad, came along to save the doomed mystery meat.
	"Drop that Spam, vile Pip Fiend!!" cried Toad.
	"No, this mystery meat looks tasty, gelatinous, delicious, and
overall wholesome.  I will not drop this Spam," insisted Pip
beleaguerously.
	"NO!!" declared Spam, desperate to save its mysterious hide. 
"Eat my evil twin, Spam Lite!  It is much more nutritious and wholesome,
being low in fat and sodium."
	Pip, a slightly obese youth, was intrigued by what the little
meat told him.  Pip generally did not listen to the voices of mystery
luncheon meat, especially not Spam, but he decided that the meat was
probably right, and turned to Spam Lite, who had been sneering at Spam
through the entire epsiode while hiding in its protective Spamburger
Roll.  Spam then absorbed all of the potato salad that was stuck to its
meatiness, making its mysterious aspect all the more mysterious.
	"Spam, do you not have a relation named Kam?  Perhaps it could
aid you in your quest," intoned a voice from above.  Spam gazed up in
reverence, expecting to see some divine creature commanding him, but
instead could only find that Toad had been goofing off with the PA system
again.
	"Toad, you mischevious thing, you," joked Spam, as it set off to
follow Toad's advice, and locate its Canadian third cousin-twice removed,
KAM.

Till next time.......