Here's part 2.

==Miyu==

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		SPAM

(or The Little Mystery Meat That Could)

	     by ==Miyu==
	(Molly C. DesJardin)

EPISODE 2

The mystery meat, now knowing its true name to be Spam, flailed and
kicked, but could not break free of its recyclable aluminum prison. 
Suddenly, a voice broke into the dark abyss : "UNHAND THAT MYSTERY
MEAT!!"  It was the voice of a young human man, challenging the holder of
the Can.  "And who are you to challenge me?" came the evil voice.
	"I am.... Pip!" The Can jolted and jerked violently, Spam knowing
that it had been dropped, and the top tore off with a squeal as the
SpamKey was caught and held by the arm of an airport chair.  As the
mystery meat rolled to the floor, it watched in horror as the evil man, a
SpamMinion named Tim, raised his flabby limbs to the ceiling.  "I call
upon thee.... SpamDemon!!  Destroy the Pip!"  The SpamMinion dissipated
into a greasy spot on the floor, leaving in its place the horrific
SpamDemon.  Snorting and spitting Peanut Oil, the SpamDemon lowered its
gristly horns and readied to charge on Pip.  Screaming in anger and
frustration, Spam rushed in front of Pip.  "NO!! You shall not devour
this Pip, SpamDemon!  He saved me from eternal suffering in the Can!!" 
Suddenly having an idea, Spam picked up the empty Can and threw it with
all of its meaty might at the SpamDemon, who shrieked in agony as the Can
gobbled it up.
	"Thank you!" cried Pip.  He picked up the mystery meat, examining
it closely.  "You look mighty tasty, little meat...."  As Pip raised Spam
to his lips, ready to take a big, juicy bite out of its tender loaf, it
squeaked, "No!  No, Pip!  I'm not an edible meat!  I'm just SPAM!!" 
Taking advantage of Pip's suprise, Spam leapt from the man's hands and
wriggled away into the airport, never to be seen by Pip again.

Till next time.......