Subject: Re: An unhappy end to WebDragon's story... was Re: [C&C] His story
From: "Ranma Al'Thor" <ranma@falcon.cc.ukans.edu>
Date: 10/26/1996, 4:34 AM
To: Fanfic List

On Sat, 26 Oct 1996, Paul Corrigan wrote:

   Akane comes to the door, all tears, looking to know if Ranma is there 

Well, frankly, Akane doesn't go around crying like that, anyway.
But that's another story :)

   In disbelief Akane charges into Ukyo's room, to find Ranma in his 
boxers. This time, Ranma cannot deny with any effectiveness the charge of 
unfaithfulness, for he knows he has been unfaithful in his heart. Now 

As if Ranma ever demonstrates a lot of self-insight.  He'd try to stammer 
out some kind of explanation, and as usual, Akane would pound him flat.  
Given that Ranma sleeps in his boxers and not much else, this wouldn't 
entirely constitute proof of Ukyou's claims...the TWO beds set up would 
probably help as well.  Assuming Akane actually FOUND Ranma.  He is 
hiding, which he is good at...sometimes :)

   For Ukyo, too, there will be no forgiveness, for she has committed the 
unpardonable sin of decisively driving Ranma from Akane's heart, 
unpardonable because there is no repairing the damage. He strikes her 

Oh please.  If Akane hasn't pressed criminal charges against Shampoo, 
Ukyou, Mousse, Cologne, and most of the rest of the cast for things 
they've done to her, then she can forgive anything.

If Ranma and Akane can still love each other despite the constant rain of 
violence and arguments they live through, one more incident isn't going 
to change matters.

There are no unforgivable sins in Ranma 1/2, because most events have NO 
long term consequences.  Ryouga can beat the hell out of Ranma and vice 
versa 100000000000000000000 times and neither of them will take any 
meaningful measures to prevent a rematch.

with his hand, cursing her for the heartless seductress she has played, 

Oh yeah, right.  Like Ranma EVER does anything like that.  If he doesn't 
beat the hell out of Shampoo for doing this sort of thing, he's not going 
to hit Ukyou either.

And he's had plenty of opportunities to whomp Ukyou for making moves on 
him, and he didn't.

and runs off in his own course, pleading for Akane to take him back, to 
bestow the forgiveness he knows he cannot receive. Ukyo calls to him, 
pleading to him to return; but the traitor may count on the love of none, 
and as Ranma's betraying his love lost him all Ukyo's betraying her 
friend in turn cost her all

As if Akane ever forgave anything Ranma ever did.
I can't name one time in the manga Akane ever offers any 
explicit forgiveness to Ranma for ANY of his actions.

Not that he always deserves forgiveness :)

Except of course, for the forgiveness that comes from a sitcom like 
structure where continuity is fairly low.  Let's face it, these people 
forgive and forget Attempted Murder against their love ones once the 
story is over.  Possible almost infidelity is another story.



   Now we see Ukyo retreating to her room after her 
entreaties go 
unheard, cursing her fortune and the pride and lust that robbed her of 
Ranma at last, and led to both of them being cast out into the dark where 
there is weeping and gnashing of teeth, deprived forever of the light of 
love.

Never happen in a MILLION years.  Totally antithetical to the spirit of 
the series.  And if Kodachi hasn't been flambeed by now, Ukyou certainly 
won't be.

And next episode, no one will even remember any of this happened anyway.  
(The joys of minimal continuity)

   The thought of Ukyo being cast out into the dark, or worse, burnt at 
the stake like a daughter of Satan, as it has been recommended to me  
should be done to Shampoo, does not give me pleasure, as it seems to to a 


Biles :  [Rolls his eyes for 1d6 rounds]  Yeah right.  This is a romantic 
comedy show.  No one is going to hell, or most of the cast would be 
flambee right now.  Similarly, there aren't any unforgivable sins, or 
they'd have all gotten each other locked up/killed by now.  Mousse has 
threatened to blow Akane to bits with bombs and all Ranma did was beat 
Mousse up and that was the end of it.

IF attempted MURDER is forgivable, then virtually anything is.  All that 
would come of this scenario would be that Ranma would get yet another 
beating and life would go on.

Maybe if she found Ranma and Ukyou butt naked having sex, then that would 
be the end, but that's not going to happen.

At least not in THAT story.

 John Walter Biles :  MA-History, Ph.D Wannabe at U. Kansas         
ranma@falcon.cc.ukans.edu      bailesu@komodo.hacks.arizona.edu  
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