Ooops... forgot to send it to the list. :)

Date: Sat, 19 Oct 1996 15:46:54
To: newtype@clark.net (Masaaki Tanaka)
From: Jon Quirit <ozymand@wavenet.com>
Subject: Re: (Fwd) Ideas to make you BETTER at annoying people

At 01:09 AM 10/25/96 -0400, you wrote:

HOW TO BE ANNOYING
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Leave your Nine Inch Nails tape in Great Uncle Ed's stereo, with the
volume properly adjusted.

       Very bad idea.. I speak from exprience.. busted few hundred watts
       speakers.. had to pay for them.... -_-

HEY!!!  Whats wrong with Nine Inch Nails?!?! My neighbors never complained

about it (but they did move out a month later... ;)

Honk and wave to strangers.

       Speaking of honking.. I honk and flash a light on those "Daytime
       running head lights" cars.. you know those cheap ass american
       cars.. What the hell do they have those? its waisting the battery
       and its .. well annoying..  Did you ever thought about that issue?
       or is it just me.. (-_-;

*honk* *honk*   Oops... sorry mr. Officer.  Didnt know it was you. ^^;;

Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

       Sounds like those lamers at anime.terratron.

Speaking of terratron, I'm still amazed that terratron is still up...

ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

       Definitely America Online.. even their name is in caps. AOL
       (-_-;

UPPERCASE IS FINE... WHAT IS THE PROBLEM WITH THIS? ^^;;

Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?"
"What?"  "Never mind, it's gone now."

       Sounds like #Shoujo..

"Huh?  What?"

Ask people what gender they are.

       Number 1 question in #teens. (asked every 30 seconds - FACT- )

Newtype, you're a girl, right? <g> :)

Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

       We can't do that?! O_o whoops

Everybody is invited to Newytype's anime party!!! ;)

Jon
ozymand@wavenet.com
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