Alpha Centauri checks over his inventory.

<Bifocal Fusion Generator 9000? Check.>
<Plasma rifle? Check.>
<Sonic grenades? Check.>
<Lightsaber? Check.>
<Thumbscrews? Check.>
<Portable rack? Check.>
<Spoon? Check.>

Alpha grinned, a little drool escaping the corner of his mouth. "Good...
now can KILL SCHELL!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

"MUST...

...KILL...

...SCHELL!!!" ;p

The Prime Saggitarian,
Alpha Centauri

<<END OF SCHELL... UH, I MEAN LINE>>