On Wed, 23 Oct 1996 21:13:16 -0500 (CDT) Scott Jamison wrote:
: WORSE
: by Scott K. Jamison
: (Takahashi/CLAMP Disclaimer)
: Chapter Five: In Which Ranma Goes Shopping
Avast! Arrharrharr, me fine young lassies!
Uh, sorry, I seem to be stuck in pirate mode. Avast! I wanted to
say "Neat! Another part of this Highly enjoyable alternate
universe". Cut the Topsails, flag the basses!
: A teenaged boy (!?) behind the counter said, "Welcome to Silky
: Doll!
Oh. This isn't going to become a crossover, is it? I hope it's
just a sorta-cameo.
: second shop, they finally agreed on a reasonably sensible jumper
: outfit. Ranma turned down the cat-festooned ribbon offered with it
: though.
Arrharr! Um, I mean "A-ha!", of course. Avast! So Ranma's
psychological makeup is still the same, despite the different life
She led here.
: "I think it's time for your bath, P-chan. Right. Now."
Hyarr harr harr! Right yeh are, mate! (Mate - that's pirate talk,
that is.) Keelhaul the pig!
: "Bwee!" P-chan tried to squirm free, but Ranma had too firm a
: grip. She slid open the bathroom door, ran some hot water, then plunged
: the pig in.
: There was a sudden blooshing noise as water was displaced by the
: extra mass of a human. Ryouga to be precise.
Avast! Um, I mean: Anou... The question is, how did Ryouga get
cursed in this universe?
: "Thank you, beloved."
: Ranma stopped laughing.
Billions of Blistering Barnacles, that was fun!
: To Be Continued...
Yerr right, mate. If yeh know whut's good fer yeh!
Damn! I almost made a hole into my mouse with that damn Hook! I
think I'll stop this nonsense now. The life of a computer pirate
is not as glorious as it is always made out to be.
Sebastian