It's amazing what six cups of coffee can do to one's mind
at 2:00 in the morning... o.O
Hmmm. How about 3 litres of Mountain Dew after absolutely no sleep?
Next week, I'll let you know.
Ryouga's Subconscious: Oh geez, not here again. C'mon feet,
move somewhere else.. We have a bad
sense of direction, remember? Please..
I don't want to get beat up again!
Ryouga's Stubborness: The feet are ours once more! Revenge!
Revenge!
Ryouga's Subconscious: Ah, damn. They finally got control
again. *sigh* Can't avoid the
inevitable, I guess...
I love that. "The minds of Hibiki Ryouga."
Ryouga's Subconscious: We don't really want to go in there.
C'mon, I hear Brazil is nice this
time of year..
Ryouga's Stubborness: Revenge! Revenge!
Ryouga's Subconscious: Man, these conversations really get
boring quick...
ROTFL!
[Ryouga enters the Tendou household. Kasumi is outside,
doing the laundry. She smiles.]
Kasumi: Hello Ryouga. Are you here to play with Ranma
again?
Kasumi's subconscious: Oh my, why can't he play with me
instead? Mrowl!
Kasumi's Sense of Duty: But if he did that, the laundry
would *never* get done.. And
what about dinner?
Kasumi's subconscious: Mmm Mm. I'll serve him up a
meal..
Kasumi's Sense of Duty: But would mother approve?
Kasumi's subconscious: ..... Damn you.
That was the absolute funniest part of the story. I was laughing
for about 5 mins. there.
Akane: Hello Ryouga. Looking for Ranma? [smiles
slyly.] Or were you looking for me?
I see problems in the future... :)
Ryouga's Stubborness: Revenge! Revenge! Re.. What?
Ryouga's Hormones: Bliss!!
Ryouga's Subconscious: No!! Focus, dudes, focus!
Ryouga's Hormones: Bliss!!
[Ryouga's nose starts to trickle blood. He blushes,
turning around quickly.]
Ryouga's Subconscious: Too late.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :)
Ryouga's Stubborness: He what? Revenge! Revenge!
Ryouga's Subconscious: Shut up! This could be our chance!
DOH!
Akane: Yes.. Along with a few other things, P-Chan...
While necessary for the plot, come on now, would this really happen. :)
Ryouga's Subconscious: Ah, now would be a good time to
leave feet...
ROTFL!
Ryouga's Subconscious: She's not mad? Hot diggety!
Ryouga's Hormones: She can tolerate us! Score!
Akane: But don't get your hopes up.. Ryouga, I have
to admit, I'm a lesbian.
Ryouga: What?
Ryouga's Subconscious: Damn!
Ryouga's Hormones: Ahh! We're melting!!
You know, this actually happened to a fiend of mine. Though with him,
I believe the order was: Hormones, Subconscious, Mouth.
Akane: That's all right too. You see, he's bi..
As a female. But he's just not interested
in either as a male.
Ranma.... Ranma-chan.... Waitaminute. Rewind fanfic.... OK, reread.
Ranma....Ranma-chan.... But. B-But, Uh.. Never mind.
Ryouga's Subconscious: And he convinced her to
spare us? Don't take me
there, I do not want to
go! In fact, that
door is open, we could just
walk right through it...
HAHAHAHA!
[Ryouga starts backing away, towards the inviting
open door out of the dojo. He backs right in to
Ranma-chan.]
Ranma-chan: Hello, Ryouga-kun...
[The scene fades out, just as Ryouga turns around,
bug-eyed, to face Ranma-chan.]
Ranma-chan: [as it fades to black] I've been waiting
for this for a long time, Ryouga..
NOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! RUN AWAY EVERYONE! IT'S NOT...
wait. It is. Never mind. It's too late. Mental picture occurred already.
DAMN YOU!
[Moving upstairs, to Nabiki's bedroom. Mikado is
lying on the bed, chained up with some exotic-
looking devices.]
When did this happen. Weren't we just dealing with a perverse Ranma-chan
and trapped Ryouga.
Mikado: This won't work you know. I've already
told you, I only kiss the women once, to
make them happy. In actuality, I only
want a nice man to settle down with.
Not going here. No. It's not happening. To quote a certain fuzzy headed
arobics instructor/dietician "STOP THE INSANITY!"
Nabiki: [from off-screen] I have ways of persuading
people, Mikado dear.. Why do you think I
need so much money?
And now it's explained.
Nabiki: Well, we'll see how set you are on men,
Mikado-baby.. I'm going to show you just how
extensive my collection is...
RUNAWAYRUNAWAYRUNAWAYRUNAWAY!
Holy hannah this is turning out to be a lot sicker than
I imagined. o.O Maybe I should lay off the coffee for
a while.. Don't mind if it's incoherent. At this
moment, I am too.. :)
That was absolutely sick and wrong. Just disgusting. Too damnably funny
as well.
And who knows? If people actually like this idea, I had
some bad thoughts about Miss Hinako, and her REAL thoughts
on punishing students... And Gokunsugi- those dang wax
and photo fetishes.. Soun and Genma! And Kodachi...
No. I should stop right now. The world is probably a
better place this way..
Actually, I dare you to write another. Just keep it a few weeks apart
so as we get time to recover.
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Ben Kosse bmk7411@cs.rit.edu
BGC Otaku and worshipper of the Red-Eyed Goddess. Member of ShAS.
Anime, RPG's, computers, poetry (read/write), music (listen/compose).
Author of the Bubblegum Crisis theme pack (see the homepage below).
Homepage with anime and other interests. (http://www.rit.edu/~bmk7411)