Eric Jones wrote:
It's amazing what six cups of coffee can do to one's mind
at 2:00 in the morning... o.O
6? Bah! That ain't much! I drink something along the lines of 2 coffee's
every ten minutes or so. My mother was once quoted as saying "He
probably drinks coffee in his sleep".
Anyway, back to the C&C
[A long, dusty street somewhere in the district of
Furikan. Ryouga, dusty and weary from a lot of travel,
appears on the horizon.]
Ryouga: Can it be... Nerima! I finally found it again!
Ryouga's Subconscious: Oh geez, not here again. C'mon feet,
move somewhere else.. We have a bad
sense of direction, remember? Please..
I don't want to get beat up again!
Ryouga's Stubborness: The feet are ours once more! Revenge!
Revenge!
Ryouga's Subconscious: Ah, damn. They finally got control
again. *sigh* Can't avoid the
inevitable, I guess...
Hehe, I like this. Kinda reminiscent of Herman's Head, but funnier.
Kasumi: Hello Ryouga. Are you here to play with Ranma
again?
Kasumi's subconscious: Oh my, why can't he play with me
instead? Mrowl!
..........
(While I might be so far as to suggest to people that Kasumi could have
been through Metallization, even I admit that this could be a *little*
out of character here........)
Akane: But don't get your hopes up.. Ryouga, I have
to admit, I'm a lesbian.
Grrrrr. I'm really struggling to hold my temper here.... Don't make me
show you what my Patened 12 Gauge Double-Barreled Remington Combat
Shotgun can do to a person at 5 feet, pal......
Ryouga: But.. What about Ranma, then?
Akane: That's all right too. You see, he's bi..
As a female. But he's just not interested
in either as a male.
Ryouga's Subconscious: And he convinced her to
spare us? Don't take me
there, I do not want to
go! In fact, that
door is open, we could just
walk right through it...
[Ryouga starts backing away, towards the inviting
open door out of the dojo. He backs right in to
Ranma-chan.]
Ranma-chan: Hello, Ryouga-kun...
[The scene fades out, just as Ryouga turns around,
bug-eyed, to face Ranma-chan.]
Ranma-chan: [as it fades to black] I've been waiting
for this for a long time, Ryouga..
Ummm......errr......uhhhhh...... No comment. Nope, none whatsoever. I'm
not even gonna THINK about this one. The same thing can be said about
the Mikado/Nabiki scene. Ohhh, that is sick (and I thought I was
twisted......)
Holy hannah this is turning out to be a lot sicker than
I imagined. o.O Maybe I should lay off the coffee for
a while.. Don't mind if it's incoherent. At this
moment, I am too.. :)
Shame on you! Blaming this on coffee! I drink tons of the stuff, and you
don't see anything wrong with me!
<A small shout of "Akane is better than Shampoo!" is heard in the
background>
Errr, excuse me for a sec, man. Business to deal with.....
<Jaymz walks off. We hear a loud BANG, and then a sickening THUMP. Jaymz
returns>
Anyway, what were we talking about?
I'll be back with some slightly saner stuff soon. :)
God I hope so. This stuff doesn't bare thinking about......
And who knows? If people actually like this idea, I had
some bad thoughts about Miss Hinako, and her REAL thoughts
on punishing students... And Gokunsugi- those dang wax
and photo fetishes.. Soun and Genma! And Kodachi...
Hell no! I don't even wanna hear of what you have in mind with Kodachi,
man. The other stuff I could probably read with little danger to what
shreds of sanity I have left, but Kodachi!
Anyways, it's very funny, even if frightengly sick. Don't take this as
an invitation to write some more things along these lines though, I
don't think I could take it....