Subject: Re: [FFML] [FF][semi-lemon(?)] Ranma 1/2: Interpretations
From: "James 'Jaymz' Cullen" <lcullen@eis.net.au>
Date: 10/25/1996, 3:37 PM
To: Eric Jones
CC: The FanFic Mailing List <fanfic@fanfic.com>
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lcullen@eis.net.au

Eric Jones wrote:

It's amazing what six cups of coffee can do to one's mind
at 2:00 in the morning...  o.O

6? Bah! That ain't much! I drink something along the lines of 2 coffee's
every ten minutes or so. My mother was once quoted as saying "He
probably drinks coffee in his sleep".

Anyway, back to the C&C


[A long, dusty street somewhere in the district of
Furikan.  Ryouga, dusty and weary from a lot of travel,
appears on the horizon.]

Ryouga: Can it be...  Nerima!  I finally found it again!

Ryouga's Subconscious: Oh geez, not here again.  C'mon feet,
                       move somewhere else..  We have a bad
                       sense of direction, remember?  Please..
                       I don't want to get beat up again!

Ryouga's Stubborness: The feet are ours once more! Revenge!
                      Revenge!

Ryouga's Subconscious: Ah, damn.  They finally got control
                       again.   *sigh* Can't avoid the
                       inevitable, I guess...

Hehe, I like this. Kinda reminiscent of Herman's Head, but funnier.

Kasumi: Hello Ryouga.  Are you here to play with Ranma
        again?

Kasumi's subconscious: Oh my, why can't he play with me
                       instead?  Mrowl!

..........

(While I might be so far as to suggest to people that Kasumi could have
been through Metallization, even I admit that this could be a *little*
out of character here........)

Akane: But don't get your hopes up..  Ryouga, I have
       to admit, I'm a lesbian.

Grrrrr. I'm really struggling to hold my temper here.... Don't make me
show you what my Patened 12 Gauge Double-Barreled Remington Combat
Shotgun can do to a person at 5 feet, pal......

Ryouga: But.. What about Ranma, then?

Akane: That's all right too.  You see, he's bi..
       As a female.  But he's just not interested
       in either as a male.

Ryouga's Subconscious: And he convinced her to
                       spare us?  Don't take me
                       there, I do not want to
                       go!  In fact, that
                       door is open, we could just
                       walk right through it...

[Ryouga starts backing away, towards the inviting
open door out of the dojo.  He backs right in to
Ranma-chan.]

Ranma-chan: Hello, Ryouga-kun...

[The scene fades out, just as Ryouga turns around,
bug-eyed, to face Ranma-chan.]

Ranma-chan: [as it fades to black] I've been waiting
            for this for a long time, Ryouga..

Ummm......errr......uhhhhh...... No comment. Nope, none whatsoever. I'm
not even gonna THINK about this one. The same thing can be said about
the Mikado/Nabiki scene. Ohhh, that is sick (and I thought I was
twisted......)

Holy hannah this is turning out to be a lot sicker than
I imagined.  o.O  Maybe I should lay off the coffee for
a while..  Don't mind if it's incoherent.  At this
moment, I am too..  :)

Shame on you! Blaming this on coffee! I drink tons of the stuff, and you
don't see anything wrong with me!

<A small shout of "Akane is better than Shampoo!" is heard in the
background>

Errr, excuse me for a sec, man. Business to deal with.....

<Jaymz walks off. We hear a loud BANG, and then a sickening THUMP. Jaymz
returns>

Anyway, what were we talking about?

I'll be back with some slightly saner stuff soon.  :)

God I hope so. This stuff doesn't bare thinking about......

And who knows?  If people actually like this idea, I had
some bad thoughts about Miss Hinako, and her REAL thoughts
on punishing students...  And Gokunsugi- those dang wax
and photo fetishes..  Soun and Genma!  And Kodachi...

Hell no! I don't even wanna hear of what you have in mind with Kodachi,
man. The other stuff I could probably read with little danger to what
shreds of sanity I have left, but Kodachi!

Anyways, it's very funny, even if frightengly sick. Don't take this as
an invitation to write some more things along these lines though, I
don't think I could take it....