Subject: Re: [FFML] [FF] Dispatch #11
From: gaffney@iconn.net
Date: 10/25/1996, 6:24 AM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

    Sean Gaffney seems to have written himself into a corner with
Belldandy.  It seems she prefers Keiichi over him.  However, Skuld has
expressed a preference for Sean.  Jim Biles and White Wolf have both
protested and the whole thing's gone to arbitration.  The last thing
we heard was that Sean would not be suspended during the playoffs but
would have to sit out the first five games of the next season.  His
lawyers are appealing (but not as appealing as Sensual Fox).

Great, compare me to Roberto Alomar.  Skuld is going to be disappointed,
the words "jailbait" keep flashing across my mind.  Besides, I promised
Ed Sharpe that she and Kenji wouldn't go all the way.

You bet my lawyers are appealing.  I've got Zoe Herriot, Liz Shaw,
Sarah Jane Smith and Nyssa acting for my defense.  Of course, a couple
of them are jailbait as well...

Anyway, I'm having troubles of my own...John Biles has stolen my orgasm
crystal and I don't have a thing to wear...

--Sean Gaffney
--this was very funny, btw