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TWILIGHT EXISTENCE
by Scott K. Jamison
(Note: Ranma 1/2 and the related characters created by Rumiko Takahashi,
no infringement intended.)
Prologue
My first clear memory is of Jyuusenkyo. In fact, you could say I
was born there, bursting out of a watery womb, a scream coming from my
lips as I breathed air for the first time.
Ranma would tell me to cut the poetic crap.
I hauled myself out of the pool, looking around the valley. It
seemed familiar, though I didn't remember being here before. I shivered
in the chill morning air. How had I fallen in there? I couldn't
remember.
There was a man in a funny-looking uniform shouting in what I
guessed was Chinese, and some broken Japanese. Something about tragedy
and drowning and curses. Well, yes it would have been tragic if I
drowned. There was a giant panda chewing on bamboo nearby. The strange man
went over to it, and tried to nudge it to walk. He asked me to help.
Not too sure about this, was it a tame panda? I walked over.
About halfway there, I had to readjust my wet clothes. They were awfully
big on me, and looked like boy's attire. What was I doing in them? Come
to think of it, who was I? I must have amnesia from the fall, I
surmised.
Either the panda was tame, or it took a liking to me, because it
nuzzled my face and let me lead it to a hut the uniformed man indicated
to us. His speech still didn't make much sense, he was saying something
about hot water as he set a kettle on to boil.
As soon as it started steaming, he poured it out on the panda.
To my utter shock and amazement, the animal shrank and changed into a
bald middleaged fellow I was sure I'd seen somewhere before.
"You see, hot water change to normal. Now you, young sir." He
began pouring the water over me.
I blacked out, just as the words "young sir" were registering.
When I woke up, the scene had changed. We were in some Chinese
village, at least the panda and I were. The uniformed man was gone. It
was raining. I still had on the same oversized clothes.
I found a roofed clearing and led the panda in. Then I
remembered what hot water had done before. I managed to wave down a
passing woman who had a little Japanese, and asked for hot water. She
brought some by, and a couple of steamed buns, for which I thanked her.
I wondered why I was in China if I didn't speak any Chinese.
I ate a bun, and poured the hot water on the panda. It changed
into the man I'd seen. Still a bit of a shock. Somehow, he was pulling
on clothes, a white martial arts outfit and a bandanna, as well as
glasses. To this day, I have not figured out where his clothes come from
and he won't tell me.
"Ranma! Thank heavens! Now your turn!" He grabbed for the water.
"Oh, no, I'm not blacking out again, thank you. Who's Ranma?
And who are you?"
"Ranma Saotome! Don't you recognize your own father? The Guide
warned me, but I didn't believe him! What a tragedy has befallen my
son!"
So my name was Ranma Saotome. A boy's name, surely? And this
man, Genma, claimed to be my father. But surely he hadn't said "son"?
"Um, Mr. Saotome...Father...don't you mean 'daughter'? After
all, I *am* a girl." I opened my shirt just a bit, to emphasize my
point. Not too far, though. I have my modesty.
He stiffened in shock, and looked as though he were about to
cry. Then he began to explain.
According to him, I'd been born a boy, this "Ranma", and we were
martial artists on a training journey. We'd come to this place,
Jyuusenkyo, the Valley of Cursed Springs, and I'd insisted on sparring
right there. In the process, we'd pushed each other into pools that
things had drowned in a long time ago. Now whoever fell in took on the
form and mind of the original victim. He'd fallen into the Spring of
Drowned Panda, and I'd fallen into one where a girl had died.
Well, that did explain a lot, and I had seen him turn back from a
panda with my own eyes. But there were a couple of holes in his story.
"But if I have the mind of the girl that drowned, why don't I
have any of her memories?"
"I don't know. But perhaps it's for the best. I will still make
a manly man of you yet, Ranma!"
That sounded like a truly horrible idea. I didn't want to be any
kind of a man! I was so shocked I didn't realize he'd got hold of the
hot water.
The next time I woke up, I was wet again, this seemed to be what
brought me out, and was walking with the uniformed man (the Guide) and
the panda towards another village. The Guide said Joketsuzoku was known
for its many female warriors. I didn't like the sound of that. Combat
was so unfeminine!
We stopped to watch some of the women in a tournament. It looked
very dangerous. A purple-haired girl seemed to be winning. I pitied
her. No man would want to marry such a violent woman! Unfortunately, I
lost track of the panda, and soon found him gobbling up the feast that
had been spread for the winner. I was a little amazed he was eating the
meat too, I thought pandas were vegetarians...
The purple-haired girl, her name sounded like Shampoo, was very
angry. She barely accepted my apology, and it took most of Father's
money to pay for the meal. Of course once it was bought, I had some
too. The Guide suggested we wait until outside the village before
changing Father back.
He was very angry at what I'd done.
"You fool! You should have challenged her in the tournament,
since the winner got the food."
"Challenged her? Father, I don't know any martial arts. I
would've gotten creamed!"
"...'Don't know any martial arts?' But surely..." He grinned
and swung at me. I backflipped out of the way. I was very surprised.
Apparently my reflexes were quite good.
"So you haven't forgotten everything. Let's see you on the
offensive. Attack me!"
"What?"
"Attack me! Make a fist and swing!"
"I can't do that. Fighting is unladylike."
"AAHHGG! My son has become a wimp!"
"I'm not your son! I'm a girl! Can't you accept that?"
It seems he couldn't, as I was hit with hot water and blacked out
again.
This time, we were in a coastal city, and many different
languages reached my ears. It was my first time in a big city, and I
drank everything in wide-eyed. We passed through the market, and I saw
one vendor had beautiful dresses for sale. I looked down at the wet baggy
martial arts outfit I was wearing and sighed.
"Father," for he was in human form this time, "could you buy me a
dress? I need something else to wear."
He nearly choked on the mango he was eating. "Ranma! What would
you want a dress for?"
"I want to look pretty for a change. This outfit is so ugly!"
"Ranma, I know it's hard to believe, but after waking up from
being a panda a few times, I know that you do not want to put yourself
in an embarrassing position. Suppose that I did buy you that dress.
Then you got splashed with hot water and returned to being a boy.
You'd die of embarrassment!"
He did have a point there. If a girl wears boys' clothes, she's
making a fashion statement. If a boy wears girls' clothes, everyone
thinks he's a pervert. I tried to hide my disappointment.
"Besides, we don't have any money for new clothes."
Maybe so, but I promised myself one day I would wear a pretty
dress and makeup and jewelry, so there!
Then he told me we were going back to Japan, to visit his old
friend Tendou, who had a martial arts dojo. He mumbled something about
having an engagement there.
He must have poured hot water on me while I slept, because the
next thing I knew, we were in Tokyo, the Nerima part, and it was
raining. Father had turned into a panda again, but I had a map in my
hand, and soon figured out we were only a few blocks from the Tendou
home. I pulled him along as best I could.
It was a nice big house, surrounded by an actual lawn, and there
was a training hall on the grounds. I hoped the Tendous would be the
forgiving sort.
Apparently the Tendous were expecting us, because as soon as I
raised my voice to panda-Father to try and get him through a door, they
scrambled out to see us.
They were: A man about my father's age, with long hair and a
thick mustache, in a greenish gi; A very grown-up looking young woman
in an apron, and her hair in a ponytail, who looked very feminine (I
liked her already); A slightly younger girl with short hair, in jeans,
who looked a little sharp-featured; and a long-haired girl in a white
gi (great, a tomboy.) They all looked very surprised.
"Father, do you know who this is?" asked the eldest. Mr. Tendou
(I guessed) shook his head.
"Sure, shorty here and a giant panda just happened to wander in
off the street. Happens all the time." sniped the short-haired one.
The tomboy just looked angry.
"Pardon me," asked Mr. Tendou, "but who are you?"
"I'm Ranma Saotome. Sorry about this."
"Ranma! At last you've come!"
He hugged me really really hard, then pulled back all of a
sudden. He looked at me again, more carefully this time.
The short-haired girl poked me in the breast. "Dad, Ranma's a
girl."
He collapsed.
"Actually, I'd like to be called 'Ranko" instead. Yes, I'm a
girl, so you can stop poking me, um, what's your name?"
"Nabiki Tendou. This here's my sister Kasumi, the one doing
first aid on Dad; and she's Akane." She slid an arm around my shoulder.
"Father's trying to marry us to a *girl*?" asked Akane.
I stopped cold. Then "engagement" didn't mean "appointment", it
meant...
"We need to have a discussion. Do you have any hot water handy?"
As soon as I got him out of panda form, Genma Saotome was going
to explain why he'd ruined my life!
Part One
I helped Akane and Kasumi move their father to a more comfortable
position while Nabiki was fetching the water I asked for. ("Hot water?"
I heard her mumble. "Is someone pregnant?") He was stirring now, but it
was pretty obvious he was still in shock.
"Ranm--Ranko, where's your father? Daddy said you both were
coming." asked Akane.
"You'll see him in a minute or two," I replied truthfully.
Nabiki brought in the kettle. I thanked her and poured the
steaming water over the panda, who once again became Genma Saotome. The
Tendou sisters gave gasps of surprise, and I couldn't resist a triumphant
"tah-dah!"
"Ranma, did we make it to the Tendou house?"
"Yes, Father. Now would you explain what the big idea is about
engaging me to another girl? Well?"
Mr. Tendou sat up. "Yes, Saotome, do explain. You quite
specifically told me you had a son." He didn't look too happy.
"Ranma *is* my son! He's under a curse, here, I'll show you."
He made a grab for the kettle, but I danced back, keeping it out of reach.
"Oh no you don't! You're not putting me to sleep again!"
"Sleep? Curse? Will one of you please explain?" Mr. Tendou
looked terribly confused.
"If he pours hot water on me, I black out."
"It's the curse! Cold water makes my son think he's a girl."
"Darn good impression of one too." quipped Nabiki.
"I don't *think* I'm a girl, I *am* one! And I'm tired of you
acting like I'm some sort of embarrassment!" Tears started coming, I was
so angry.
"Don't cry Ranko, it's going to be all right." said Kasumi,
pulling me towards her, not quite hugging me.
"Ranko?" Father looked stunned.
"Ranma's too much a boy's name. Ranko's what I want to be
called."
"I won't have it!" he roared, and managed to get the kettle away
from me. I cowered as the hot splashing sent me away.
I woke up in a pond behind the Tendou house, sopping wet as
usual. I was really beginning to hate this. It was dark out now. As I
walked back to the house, Father came sailing past me into the pond,
where he turned into a panda again.
I was still angry with him, so I kept on walking.
Akane stood in the doorway, breathing heavily. She looked at me,
eyes filled with rage and pity.
"Your father is a jerk! My father is a jerk! And Ranma is an
especially BIG jerk!" She spun on her heel and went upstairs.
Mr. Tendou was back on his feet, but still looked a bit shaky.
"Sorry about that, Ranma, she's very high-spirited girl. But I'm sure
you two will be very happy together." He went out to the yard.
"Um...what did I miss?"
"We met Ranma, the boy version that is," answered Nabiki, "and
found out about Jyuusenkyo and what it did to you folks. Pretty scary
stuff. Then Dad decided that we should go ahead with the engagement
anyway."
"What `engagement anyway'?"
"Oh, that's right, you don't remember. It seems that Uncle
Saotome and our father were students together and became very good
friends. They made a vow that their children would get married to join
the families." Kasumi explained.
"But I'm a--"
"Well, actually, Ranma didn't seem to like the idea much either,
but then there was some hooha about `family honor'. So Akane got picked
to be the lucky girl."
"She didn't look too happy about it."
"Oh, she and Ranma got into a fight about some silly thing or
another, so she threw him out of the house. And Uncle Saotome for good
measure. My, look at him playing with Father and that tire. He's
adorable!"
"Then let him stay that way for a while."
"You don't like your father much, do you, Ranko?" asked Nabiki.
I had to think about it for a moment. I hadn't done much
thinking, just reacting. "I guess I don't. Every time I see him, he's
trying to get rid of me. He seems to think I'm some sort of monster
that's taken over his son."
"And how do you feel about Ranma?" asked Kasumi.
"I...I don't know what to think of him. I don't even know what
he looks like."
"Oh. Well," said Nabiki, "he looks a lot like you, but taller,
and he's a boy of course. Same pigtail, but his hair isn't as glossy.
Could easily pass for your brother. Next time he's around, I'll take a
picture for you."
"Really? But then I guess he *is* my brother in a way." I
shivered as a draft came in.
"Oh my. We should get you out of those wet clothes before you
catch cold. A nice hot bath will--"
"No! No hot water!"
"That's right, hot water turns you back into Ranma. He doesn't
like blacking out either."
"Tough. He had sixteen years of life; I've been awake...umm..."
I counted up "...less than a whole day! It's my turn."
"All right, we'll see about at least getting you dry though."
Kasumi was a good as her word, drying me off with big fluffy
towels in the bathroom's changing room. It felt so good to be dry for a
change! I also got my first good look at myself in the mirror. I was a
pretty girl, if I do say so myself, with cute features and a busty
figure. The pigtail made me look a bit young, but that was okay.
Nabiki came in. "Akane's still sulking in her room and won't
open her door. You'd better talk to her, Sis. So I got one of my
nightgowns instead. Remember, Ranko, this is just a loaner. I'll want
it back."
Nabiki's taller than I am, so it was too large for me, dragging
on the floor. But still, it was the first nice--and dry--thing I'd ever
worn. I twirled around to get the feel of it.
"Thanks Nabiki! It's so pretty!" I stopped to look at myself in
the mirror again. "Do you think boys will like me?"
"You're gonna knock 'em dead, kid."
Kasumi just smiled.
"I should get a picture of you to show Ranma too" said Nabiki,
holding up her camera.
So I posed, and then she wanted a couple more shots just to make
sure. During the fourth pose, I started yawning.
Kasumi looked at me. "Why Ranko, you're half-dead on your feet.
Bedtime for you, young lady."
"But I can't be *yawn* sleepy yet!" I protested. "I haven't had
enough time!"
"Ranma's been up all day," pointed out Nabiki. "Apparently it
carries over."
"It's not fair. I want to be awake!" I whined like a small
child.
"Don't worry Ranko. I have a feeling we'll be seeing a lot of
you."
Kasumi showed me to a guest room, arranged a futon and blankets,
and tucked me in, all in what seemed like one fluid motion. She can be
very efficient when she wants.
"I'll look in on you again when I've settled Akane. Okay?"
"Okay." I wondered if this was what it was like to have a
mother. I wondered if I did have a mother. I'd have to ask in the
morning. I suppose Kasumi came back, but I really was tired, and was
asleep soon. Doing it naturally was a lot nicer than blacking out.
My awakening was the usual rude one, though.
I was out on the street with Akane, who was wearing a bluish
dress and carrying a schoolbag. I had one in my hand too, so I guessed
it was her school uniform. I was back in Ranma's red and black outfit,
wet as usual.
"Are we going to school?" I asked, just to make sure.
"Of course we--oh, right. Hi, Ranko. Yes, Furinkan High. But
we'd better stop on the way and get you turned back."
"Do we have to? I just woke up."
"Ranma's the one registered, and it'll be as a boy, so he should
be the one to arrive, I think." She giggled. "You should have heard him
grousing this morning about waking up in Nabiki's nightgown! Uncle
Saotome nearly tore it off of him."
"Are you okay with him now? You were pretty upset last night."
"Yes, well...it wasn't entirely Ranma's fault. He's been under a
lot of strain because of his blackouts and your father's reaction to the
curse, and then he gets engaged to a girl he doesn't even know! Add in
that I don't much like boys and have a bit of a temper...It wasn't a good
first meeting for either of us."
"I guess not. But are *we* engaged?"
"I dunno. I don't think our fathers can legally *force* Ranma
and me to marry, and I'm pretty sure same-sex marriages are illegal in
Japan. So I'd say we weren't engaged, though Daddy and Uncle Saotome
might have other opinions. Oh, here's Doctor Tofu's."
The sign said that Dr. Tofu Ono practiced shiatsu, moxibustion,
bonesetting and other traditional medical arts. While Akane asked the
housekeeper for some hot water, I looked around the office. I nearly
jumped out of my skin when a bony hand fell on my shoulder from behind.
"Good morning."
"Yeek!"
"Oh, did I startle you Miss? I'm Doctor Tofu and this is my
skeleton Betty." He made the skeleton wave hello. The doctor was a
friendly-looking man somewhere in his thirties. He had on an informal
kimono and wore round glasses. He smiled so nicely I relaxed again.
"May I help you, Miss?"
"No thank you, Doctor, I'm just waiting for someone."
"Yes? Oh, hello, Akane."
She'd come out of the kitchen with a kettle. She lowered her
eyes a bit.
"Good Morning, Doctor."
"Are you in need of my services today? Any injuries?"
She swayed a bit and kicked one of her feet. "Um, no, I don't--I
mean I haven't done anything like that lately. We just needed some hot
water."
I wasn't sure, but Akane sounded different when she talked to Dr.
Tofu.
"Haha! Well, I won't keep you then. Have fun at school." He
went into his inner office.
"This Dr. Tofu..." I began.
"Oh, he's the family doctor. He's been fixing my scrapes and
bruises since I was little."
"You're sweet on him, aren't you?"
"Oh, just pour the water."
"Myself?"
"Ranma will appreciate the gesture, I hope."
"He'd better." I lifted the kettle and it was lights out.
Lights on, and I was riding the panda in the rain, hanging on for
dear life. Akane opened a door, and I steered us in. It was a small
outbuilding, I guessed on the school grounds.
"What in the world? *owch*" as I realized the side of my neck
hurt. Felt like a bad bruise.
"I guess Ranma underestimated Upperclassman Kunou."
"Who's he?"
"His full name is Tatewaki Kunou, but no one ever uses his given
name. He's the captain of the kendo team and kind of the big man on
campus. He has a big crush on me, unfortunately. When I turned him down
for the umpteenth time, he declared no boy could date me unless they
defeated me in combat first."
"And they let him get away with that?"
"Like I said, he's big man on compus, plus he said he's thrash
anyone who tried to get around it. And since I'm the only kid in school
who can take him in a fight..."
I was right! A violent tomboy. Though under the circumstances,
she had a right to defend herself.
"So this morning, the boys attacked me as usual, be glad you
missed it, it was a real mob scene, and I stomped them, same as always.
Ranma made some flippant remark, then Upperclassman Kunou showed up and
took offense at Ranma being so `familiar' with me. Before I knew it,
they were about to have a duel right there!
"Just as they got going, the rain started. I guess your father
must have followed us to school, and snatched you away just in time."
"First nice thing he's done for me. Thanks, Father." I told the
panda.
Akane eyed him. "Actually, I think he was just afraid people
would see you."
She held up another kettle.
"Rain's stopped for now, so back to boy."
"Couldn't I just go to school instead of Ranma?"
"As soon as we brought your father back to normal, he'd object.
And no, we can't just leave him like that, much as we might like to."
"Okay, but this is absolutely the last time today. The next
time, I'm not changing! Off.
To be continued...
SKJAM!
"I've been cheated, been mistreated, wh-en will ah-I be loved?"