I have made numerous attempts to post this evil thought of mine. It is
the only way to exorcise it. Someone bade 'make a challenge like that
revengefic thingie' and so I shall. Feel free to kill me for this.

The Alpha Centauri Otakufic Challenge!:

WRITE A SEQUEL TO 'A GAIJUN IN NERIMA'.

(Various authors pull out heavy artillery, large sharpened objects,
Power Rangers videos and a spoon)

Not yet! I'm not finished yet! Kill me AFTER!

There are a few rules to this little idiocy of mine:

1. The work must not in any way posses serious content! It must be
stupid, inane and totally ridiculous, just like Kun-chan's fic

(Kun-chan pulls out @bap@ stick and nails Alpha upside the head)

Owww! I said wait!

2. You work must include at least three authors, not including yourself.
At least one of them must display Supreme Otaku Thing qualities.

3. Any portrayals of me must include both my human and HentA.I. sides,
and must make at least one reference to the Cute Redhead Subrountine.
Otherwise you may mangle me as is your wish. You may wish to research
other authors to ensure that you have a handle on which anime characters
they would prefer to sleep with.

4. Lemon is not required, but at least two of the authors included must
sleep with the anime character of their choice.

That's it. Be warned that if someone else doesn't write a sequel, I
WILL! You may fire at will.

(No one shoots. Kun-chan pulls out her garlic press, and most of the
sharp object suitable for causing immediate death are replaced with
objects better suited for slow torture. The Power Ranger videos and the
spoon remain. Maniacal grins abound as the massed hordes advance on
Alpha C.)

The Prime Saggitarian,
Alpha Centauri

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