At 10:24 PM 10/23/96 -0400, WebDragon parodied:

       "Kasumi-oneechan!  Can you come and give me a back rub?", called
Genma from the living room.

        Um...would Genma really refer to Kasumi as oneechan?

       "Alright, Mr. Tendo.  I will be there in just a second, okay?"  

       *SHING*  *SHING*  *SHING*

        What's that weird noise?  I have a *bad* feeling about this...

       "Alright, Kasumi.  Today was a killer for me...ooohhh, my back
REALLY hurts."

        I see some foreshadowing.  Genma, you *really* shouldn't have
put that idea into Kasumi's head.

       "Is that right, Mr. Tendo?  I'll take your pain away...", she
replied sweetly from the kitchen.

        That should be Mr. Saotome...unless she's offing them both...

       *SHING*  *SHING*  *SHING*

        What a sound effect...almost replaces the creepy music that
is played just before someone gets it.

        

*Splash*  

*GROWF??*  

        What a twist!

<snip the more gory parts>

       "Oh dear, I don't suppose I can clean this up before dinner?"

        What!  She didn't think of this before?  Kasumi, didn't your run-in
with dear Mr. Koumeya show you *anything*.  C'mon, surely he left you
those nice plastic garbage bags ^_^

       <Before...DINNER...>, went the thought through Kasumi's head.  She
looked speculatively at the diced panda.  Then she thought of that strange
bucket in Ranma's room with the ladle that spun around and around on its top.  

       Tonight's stew might be a little on the exotic side..... 

        <bleeeerrrrrggghhh>

        This reminds me of Chris Willmore's "Bits and Pieces" which I
confess that
I giggled through after the second or third reading.

<snip>

Venkarel
(who wonders what the significance of that bucket in Ranma's room might be)