Greg:  Ahem...Now?  Okay, I can wait........... [humming softly to self]
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        Wha, ready?  Good.  Ahem

        Kun-chan.... HAVE YOU LOST YOUR FREAKING MIND!?!?!?!?

        [Preparing sharp impliments, rusty razor blades, garlic press 
(in case of sudden switch to Kun-kun), *Bap* sticks of various lengths.]

Kun-chan steals them all, "Have I lost my what, hmmmmmmm?"

Uncle Fester: What are you complaining about?  *You* kept passing out.
        *I* had to read the rest of it.

Greg: I donno, when she got to the third button.... and I noticed no bra 
        ....... I mean, then the panties.....  [gasping] the...the...
        [gulp] SEX...

*smirk*

Uncle Fester: Geez, man, relax.  At least she didn't write *you* into 
        the story.  She only got Jimbo.

Greg:  Phew!  Guess you're right.  She's always picking on the poor
        guy.  Think he deserves it?

Uncle Fester:  How should I know?  You know how those Aussies are..

Greg:  Hmmmm.  

Kun-chan: He BEGGED to be in it!!!

Jimbo: Hey, not quite!

Kun-chan baps Jimbo to shut him up: Yes he did!

Uncle Fester: I wonder if she'd like to do a sequel with Jack Ji.  I 
        figure the two of them could write one hell of an otaku story.  
        You know, Jack for the detail and Kunny for the naughty bits.

Greg:  It'll never work.  Never, never, never....

Kun-chan @baps Fester with the @bap stick a few times.

Uncle Fester:  Look, I've got an idea.  Lets read it again.  This time, 
        we'll play the drinking game as we go.  Okay?

Greg: Fine with me.  I'll open another case of Fosters.

Uncle Fester:  Better make it two, laddie.  I've got a feeling there were 
        some parts she missed.

Greg:  If not, we can make it up as we go.

Uncle Fester: [opening the first can] Think she'll write us another?

Greg:  Naw!  I mean, who would the little Aussie [censored] include?  
        She's already written everybody she knows in the first.

Uncle Fester: [snickering]  She still has the entire female cast to do 
        as Kun-kun.

[General drunken laughter]

Kun-chan: Hentai males! You just want a girl-girl scene with a twist!

Uncle Fester: Hey!  It looks like that subliminal message you inserted in
        the first 'Dispatches From The Bunker' worked.

Greg: Only partially.  We got her to write the otaku-fic where she *does*
        Ranma.  Now all we have to do is wait for her to show up at 
        Martin's door dressed in Saran-Wrap.

Kun-chan @baps Greg into unconsiousness!

Enough of the fun stuff.... Now for the C&C [snicker]

Yes, I kept both hands in plain sight.  It's hard to laugh and do *that*
at the same time (or so my wife says [shrug]).

*grin* I'm sure it would be. But I wouldn't know.

Smoking, staring up at the roof and thinking of sex with the Ranma 
characters.... Naw, with the author.... hmmmmmm.

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Kasumi... blender... whipped cream... appliances... SLICING OFF CLOTHING?!?

*grin* Sugoi, ne?

AKANE AND JOHN BILES!?!?!?!?

He wishes. ^_^

Shampoo... litter of kittens.  HYSTERICAL!!!!!!  ROTFL!!!!!!

*grin* I kind of liked that myself ...

Cash rolling in????  I was in the closet taking pictures.  Nabiki will
be contacting you about the negatives any day now.

*giggle*

Kun-chan...