YOU ARE SICK CAROLINE YOU NEED PROFESSIONAL HELP!!!!!!! THE MEN
WITH THE NICE WHITE JACKETS WILL COME TO TAKE YOU AWAY SOON!!!!
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!!!!!!CAROLINE NO BAKA!!!!!!!!
Funny, that's what they all say!
Caroline if you read this please read to the end.
Let me just point out a few things shall we....alrighty then!!
**** 6 drinks if anyone besides Nabiki gets involved with the
author
Nani!!!!!! What the hell!!!! Are you sick or just drunk?!?!???
I was perfectly sober. I was just sick and had a fun RPing session on
a MUCK, so... ^_^
She stripped and picked up the wash cloth and entered the bathroom.
Ryouga saw her before she noticed him. With a muffled groan he
pinched his nose, desperately trying to stop a nosebleed.
Then Caroline spied Ryouga. <Ohhh... Ryouga ... it's your turn,
sweetie!
**** The author grins, "*I*'m keeping this part for myself.
**** Nyaaaa! You lot can't read it!"
Nani!!!!!!! What the hell!!! Where is it!!!!! You showed everybody
else, why not this part!!!!!!!
Because it's too personal! ^_~
**** 6 drinks if anyone besides Nabiki gets involved with the
author
**** (Again)
She must be drunk
Just sick.
"Err... I'm John Biles, anyway. Sorry I was late... I sort of slept
in..." John said, "So I better practice extra hard - sleep makes
you weak!"
Nani!!!!! What the hell!!!!! You deserve a whole bottle for this
one!!!!
Anyone want to send me a bottle of something over? A large bottle of
*real* Jolt will do, thanks ... None of the crappy fake-Australian
Jolt ...
Slowly, her eyelids fluttered open, "R...ranma....?"
Suddenly she sat bolt upright, a blush covering her pretty face,
<Oh, he's amazing ... kakkoi...> She managed to find a voice,
"W...who are you?"
A sparkling smile flashed across his face, "My name's John Biles...
But you can call me Jimbo."
Akane's eyes opened slightly wider for a moment, then she half
fainted back on the bed, "Oh, take me now, Jimbo-chan..."
**** The author buries her head in her hands, "Too late...."
And what happened to that damn "I love you" thing with
Ranma!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?
Hey, she's in Lust. ^_^
**** The author feels a sudden chill in the air ... and somewhere
****in Japan, a family altar breaks in half... something evil is
****about to happen........
No, I think every family altar in Japan just broke!!!!!
*smirk*
Suddenly a horde of people materialised from no-where.
Nanii!!! Where did this crap come from!!!!!!!
RAAM
[That Night, Doujou]
That night, the Tendou and Saotome families celebrated Ranma and
Akane's real engagement. The students, Ukyou, Azusa, Kodachi and
Shampoo, Kunou and Mousse, and even Ryouga and Akari had all
gathered. Even the rest of Nerima had turned up. Gosunkugi, Mikado,
Tsubasa, Konatsu, Herb, Mint and Lime and even Pansuto Tarou and
Rouge showed up! The doujou was full ...
****1 drink for each appearance of the following people:
****Gosunkugi, Mikado, Tsubasa, Konatsu, Akari, Herb
Heey Itss ok iff wwee drnk along wit you, rigt?!?!
Heh ... but I'm sick, not drunk!
**** "No I am NOT writing your love scene!" The author pouts, "I'm
**** not so ecchi that I know YOUR tastes!"
Well what if we pay you?!?!?!?!?
Oh, then sure thing!
**** Drink till you actually write your own hentai scene to send to
the ML.
I've actually done that before.
*smirk*
**** ... or just go away and enjoy in the privacy of your own
room... ^^;;;
EEEWWWWWHHHHH!!!!!
Hey, I didn't say to TELL everyone if you did do that!
**** If Happousai dies, 5 drinks and send the author a cheque
And give them the best fanfic in the world award.
*grni*
[A Few Months Later]
Shampoo went into labour. It was rather early, as she thought that
she was only a few months pregnant. Her dreams, recently, had been
filled with images of boys and girls, all looking like James and
herself. Images of a happy family life, images of babies and
cooking, and her home in China.
She wondered if she would have a boy or a girl...
She had kittens.
**** If something happens that Rumiko Takahashi would choke on her
**** sake to see, 2 drinks
You made me choke on my damn Rum n' coke!!!! If RT was dead she
would roll in her grave!!!!!!
*grin* Luckily she's not dead yet!
**** If it's one of the worst fanfics you've ever read, chug
**** If it's the best fanfic you're ever read ... you're sick! (Or
**** dead drunk...)
It's too damn late, I played the drinking game with you and I'm
knocked on my ass.
*giggle*
**** The author sniggers, "Better than having her killed off...
Phew. Now,
**** you lot, STOP MAKING ME WRITE STUPID THINGS!! Feh ... better
start a
**** really, really GOOD addition to Nibun No Ichi to make up for
this..."
**** She sighs, saves the file, then sends it. "Feh..."
**** Then she smiles hopefully, wondering when the cash will start
rolling
**** in........ ^_^
I hope your bank accounts ready for this. (he he he)
Yeah ... but no-one sent me any money yet ... *sniffle*
This by far has to be one of the most hilarious fanfics I have ever
read. I couldn't stop laughing. Even though everyone was out of
character, the plot was see through, the characters were stronger
than Ranma (never happen), and Caroline was practically the main
character (like I said everyone was out of character) this has got
to be the funnest (not funniest) fanfic I have ever read. I
couldn't imagine the fun she (or they) had in writing this fanfic.
I never thought I could like a fanfic like this but Caroline has
outright shown me that I was wrong.
Thanks. ^_^ It was designed that way. *grin*
**** 1 drink for Caroline for proving people wrong (nobody else
**** just her!!!!!)
^_^
P.S. By the way Caroline what grade (Junior?) in college are you?
Ummmmm ... I guess you could say my final year (3rd), but there's a
few itty, bitty classes I still have to pass yet ... ^^;; So my 3 year
course streached a little ... ;p
Kun-chan...