not that we haven't seen this one before, but I just got the feeling
that a rescue fic for this one could be hilarious!

Lucas sat in the corner miserably, in FFML withdrawl as Asuza fawned
over his computer, now clothed in a frilly white dress (and
accessories!). Ukyou is idly flipping through one of his fanfics.
Suddenly a rather unusual portal opens (well, unusual for a portal).
Three figures step out. One wore lavender rimmed glasses and had his
hair pulled back in a ponytail. The second was a somewhat attractive
redhead, with long red hair, also pulled back in a ponytail but which
refused to stay, and the third was a large cat-woman.

Lucas looked up. "Huh? Who are you?"

"We from MON." The young man replied. "I'm Wyrm, sometimes also known as
Dragon Mage, this is Adam," he indicated the young woman next to him.
"Who is part of the Centauri gestalt. He's usually male, but he got hit
with a Jusenkyo curse, same as you. And this is Patibast." He nodded at
the giant cat-woman. "He got hit with a curse too, although it was
rather nonstandard."

Dolled-up computer monitor abruptly flickered to life. On the screen, a
somewhat deranged looking happyface appeared. "*And me!*"

"Oh, yeah." Wyrm said unenthusiastically. "And this is Alpha Centauri,
the other half of the Centauri gestalt, and definitely not worth his
keep!"

"*Hey!*"

Asuza suddenly noticed the happyface on the monitor. Her eyes went wide
and she gasped, then she screamed "ITS SO KAAAWAIIIII!!!!"

"*Huh, whut? AAAACCCKKK!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!*" Alpha cried out as Asuza
glomped onto the monitor.

"Hmm, maybe we can arrange a trade?" Adam-chan said, grinning.

The Prime Saggitarian,
Alpha 'Soon to be Kawaii'ed to death' Centauri

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