On Wed, 16 Oct 1996 23:26:07 -0500 (CDT) Scott Jamison wrote:
: SAUCE
: by Scott K. Jamison
: (Standard disclaimer)
: Chapter Four: "Let's Get Serious!"
Yay, another part. This'll be good
: (Scene: Scott's apartment living room. Several pieces of
: furniture have been broken and crudely mended; the TV table in particular
: has a bad list. Scott, Ranma and Akane are opening letters.)
:
: Akane: ..."Dear Scott, after seeing your picture I became very happy.
: At last I know there is a more pathetic loser in the world than myself..."
:
: Scott: ..."Dear Scott, thanks for sending the picture. My cellmate has
: lost all interest in sex since I taped it on my bunk..."
:
: Ranma: ..."Ha! Hahahahoohahaha!" And like that for six pages. Must be
: related to the Kunous.
Heh, sounds like someone has a permanent bad hair day... or
something.
: Scott (trying to keep a stiff upper lip): So this is it, then. You're
: going to turn me into a girl.
:
: Ranma: Huh? Oh, no, this is just ordinary water. I got thirsty.
Hyuck, hyuck, hyuck. <chuckle>
: (Scott enters from the kitchen. He's smiling sunnily, and
: wearing a barbeque apron emblazoned "Kiss the Cook." He hums "My
: Favorite Things" as he walks over to the bookcase, picks out a video, and
: begins polishing it, then goes on to the next one. This goes on for a
: while until a soft chime comes from the kitchen.)
:
: Scott: Oh my! The cookies are ready!
Uh. That nightmare sequence was *disturbing*. Ugh.
: Akane: Other than the obvious (glances at Kasumi, who pretends not to
: notice) his absolute minimum requirements are: legal adult, breathing,
: available, and interested in him. It's that last requirement we've been
: having trouble with.
It's astounding how difficult it is to find a partner who'll fit
even the most minimum requrements. :)
: (Everyone laughs. there is an electrical dispaly around their
: heads for a moment, but no one notices.)
:
: Ranma (still stuffing himself): Shampoo cook good!
:
: Akane: Ranma jerk! (hits him.)
:
: Ranma: Ranma just talk nice! Akane uncute!
:
: Scott: Why violent couple talk funny? Ut-oh...
Waaahahahahahaaaaahahahahahahaaaaaaaa!
Eeeeeheeheehee! giggle, chuckle, wheeze!
Bwaaaahahahaha!
: To Be Continued
:
: Next time: "I can't take you people anywhere!"
Oh yes! Yes, *please*!
Sebastian