Unfortunate Author: Slowly awakens, finds himself strapped down to a
hospital bed.  "uhhh... Where am I?"

Biko Daitokuji: Enters the room in a cute nurse's outfit.  "At last, I
see you're awake."

UA: "Y-you're..."

B-ko: "That's right, I'm B-ko."  Pulls out a notebook.  "I see you've
been writing about us.  It seems you think being crazy is funny.  I
think you need some first hand experience, then you'll see how funny it
is."  Gives the unfortunate author a demented leer.

UA: Struggles futilely against the bonds.  "What have you cooked up?
Some potion to cause chemically induced insanity?"

B-ko: "Something like that, but I didn't cook it up.  C-ko, it's time
for our guest's lunch."

C-ko: wheels in a serving tray.  "He you go Mr. Author."

UA: "You fiends, you'll never make me eat that."  Thinks <So that
explains B-ko's problems, all from a lunch in kindergarten.  But A-ko's
eaten C-ko's cooking many times, why wasn't she affected?>

A-ko: Enters, she too is wearing a cute nurse's outfit.  She puts
protective eargear like her own on B-ko then throws a possessive arm
around her.  She too is leering.  "If you don't, she'll cry."

UA: "Aaaaaahhhhh!"

	Henry J. Cobb	hcobb@slip.net          http://www.io.com/~hcobb
    Who got beaten to the punch with "A real pig" and will not write
    "A real panda".