Well, after a long delay (most of which was spent on writer's block for
Magical Interludes, which still goes on), here's the rough draft for Episode
6, dealing with Shampoo, Cologne, and Mousse.
Ranma 1/2-Ranko 1/2: Marital Arts
A Lemon Series by J.K. Hayashi
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Standard copyright disclaimer regarding Takahashi, etc., etc., etc.
Standard lemon warning for those who don't like those stories or are
too young. Standard alternate universe warning for those who don't
like the genre. Standard script warning for those who don't like
script format. Standard Hayashi warning for those who don't like
reading my stories.
What has gone before:
Ranma Saotome goes to visit his fiancee Akane Tendo and her family
accompanied by his mother Nodoka and twin sister Ranko. While
there, they learn that not only are they the heirs of the Anything-Goes
School of Martial Arts, but the heirs of the Almost Anything-Goes
Marital Arts School. Ukyo Kuonji has entered the Tendo Dojo
disguised as a housekeeper named Kyoko.
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Episode 6: Cats, Ghouls, and Mousses
Dr. Tofu opened the clinic door and took the package from the
delivery man.
Kasumi: "What is it, Tofu?"
Dr. Tofu: "A package from China. I wonder what it could be."
Kasumi finished cleaning the clinic and came up behind her lover;
slipping an arm around his chest as she pressed against his back. Dr.
Tofu unwrapped the box and saw a small white cat lying down inside
it.
Kasumi: [picking up Shampoo] "Oh, what a cute kitty-cat! Too bad
we can't take her home."
Dr. Tofu: "Hmmm? Why not?"
Kasumi: "Ranma and Ranko. They're scared of cats. We'll just have
to leave it here until we find a home for it."
Ranma, Ranko, Akane, and Ukyo entered the clinic. Kasumi quickly
put Shampoo back in the box and placed the box on top of one of the
cabinets. Shampoo looked through the airholes in the box at the
scene below; she didn't want to reveal herself too soon.
Ukyo: "Hi, Kasumi! Hi, Dr. Tofu!"
Kasumi: "Hi, Kyoko. I'll see you at home, dear."
Kasumi kissed Dr. Tofu on the cheek and left with the others while
Ranko stayed behind. Dr. Tofu led her to an examination table and
sat down next to her.
Dr. Tofu: "What did your mother want you to talk to me about,
Ranko?"
Ranko: "Mom thinks I've been too depressed lately."
Dr. Tofu: "Have you been? I haven't noticed."
Ranko: "That's because you've seen me only during lovemaking
lately, I guess. It makes me happy. For a little while at
least."
Dr. Tofu: "So what's wrong."
Ranko: [nodding] "I miss Ryoga. He hasn't come back yet."
Dr. Tofu: "But you knew about his misdirection before you even met
him."
Ranko: "I told him about Shampoo. I miss her too."
Dr. Tofu: "Do you think he loves you enough to love Shampoo? Do
you think Shampoo will love him?"
Ranko: "I don't know."
Dr. Tofu: "Do you love both of them?"
Ranko: "I do. I love Shampoo and I love Ryoga."
Dr. Tofu reached his arm around to hold Ranko, who rests her head
against his shoulder as tears started to fill her eyes. Ranko felt a
calmness radiating out from him that she also experienced while
being held by Kasumi or her mother.
Ranko: [closing her eyes] "I wish they were here."
Dr. Tofu: "If they love you, they'll come back. And if they don't,
well, you can always go off to look for them."
Shampoo looked down at her one-time lover. She had been confused
at their intimate encounter, and shamed at returning to her village
having failed to fulfill the promise of the "kiss of death". It was only
a result of the proof of the truth of the cursed pools and her insistence
that both Ranma and Ranko were both male and female that
prevented her from being banished. They had sent her back to find
out which twin was really the male and marry him, or kill the sister,
though she had known that it was Ranma and not Ranko.
But it was Ranko she was in love with, or thought she loved, and
Ranko was crying over her. If she had been banished, Shampoo had
known that she would have made her way back to Japan and Ranko.
Shampoo crept out of the box and jumped onto Ranko's head. Ranko
ran off into the streets with Shampoo clutching the back of her head.
Dr. Tofu sighed and locked the clinic behind him.
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Ranko caught up to the others at the Tendo Dojo, running into
Ranma and causing them both to stick together in hysterics. They
eventually made their way to the bathroom and fell into the hot water,
turning Shampoo back to her human form. The others ran into the
house to catch up. Kasumi and Ukyo came out of the kitchen at the
commotion. Everyone came through the broken bathroom door to see
the naked chinese girl in the bath with Ranko and Ranma.
Soun: "Wah! My poor baby Akane is betrayed!"
Soun's head seemed to grow until it filled the room.
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Everyone sat around the dinner table as Shampoo explained how she
had been sent back to Japan by her village elders to either marry
Ranma or kill Ranko. Ranma and Ranko were suddenly doused by
cold water as Cologne came flying into the room.
Cologne: "So, it appears that Shampoo told the truth about you two."
Ranma: "Grrr..."
Ranko: "Grrr..."
Ranma and Ranko attacked Cologne, angry at having their curse
exposed in front of Ukyo. While they are able to dodge some of her
blows, Cologne shortly gains the upper hand against the twins and
knocks them into the pond.
Cologne: "Hmmf. Not bad."
Ranma and Ranko: "Old bag."
Shampoo: "She is great-grandmother."
Cologne: "Come along, Shampoo. We must decide what you are to
do."
Shampoo meekly followed Cologne to the Cat Cafe.
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Ukyo: "How horrible! And neither of you can be cured unless the
other one dies?"
Ranko: "That's what that guide said."
Ukyo watched in amazement as the twins turned back to their
original forms. She could see why no one at school knew about their
curses; they wore the same type of clothes, and were almost identical
twins when they were the same sex.
She felt sorry for them; it certainly made life more complicated,
especially given how little it took to change their bodies. Certainly
Ranma had been lucky in that Akane had accepted the curse so
easily, and she wondered if she would have done the same if she had
stayed with Ranma since she last saw him. Ukyo felt a twinge of
sympathy; their lives had not been the carefree and joyful lives that
she had assumed they had.
At the same time, from the perspective of her Marital Arts training,
Ukyo was intrigued. She wondered if the change had any effect on
their sexuality, if Ranma could now bear children, if either of them
were sexually active in both their forms. She had wondered how it
felt for the male to achieve orgasm and how it was different from her
own orgasms. Now there was a girl and boy that would be able to
compare the two.
Ukyo promised to not to reveal their secret, and they smiled at her.
She almost returned to the happy memories she had when they first
met; the friendship that suddenly turned to love, even though they
were so young. Akane got up and she returned to the present.
Akane: "Would you like to join me in the practice hall?"
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Ukyo closed the sliding door to her room. It was still quite bare, only
a small table that doubled as a desk, a cabinet for her clothes, and her
futon. Nabiki had said that if she wanted anything more, she should
let her know, but life on the road had taught her to live without what
most people consider "essential".
It had been a year since she finished her Marital Arts training with
her mother and first set out to find Ranma. Ukyo had been
humiliated when Nodoka had brought her back to her parents, and
though she brought back the family's yatai, the gossip of the
neighborhood children had haunted her throughout her childhood.
She had taken to studying the Okonomiyaki style of martial arts, and
had planned to repay Ranma by beating him until he knew the pain
she had felt while growing up. But when she reached puberty her
mother offered her another option: to learn the tricks of her Marital
Arts school and lure him away from his other fiancee, then dump him
so that he was alone in the world, unable to return to his old life.
Unbeknownst to her father, she had learned the arts of pleasure. She
was still technically a virgin; no man had yet entered her body,
though her hymen had long since been torn away. She had tracked
the Saotomes, transferring between schools so that she could resume
her life once she achieved her goal, but missed them just before they
left for China; she then went to their home and waited for their
return, at that time she disguised herself by enrolling at an all-boys
school.
She had been busy with discouraging a transvestite homosexual, so
she missed the Saotome's first move to the Tendo Dojo. Luckily, the
family came back to stay for a month. When she eavesdropped and
found how long they were going to stay, she decided to take the time
to lose her admirer for good. She then followed the families back to
Nerima, and when she spotted the ad in the paper she thought that it
must have been a sign that her wish for revenge would finally be
fulfilled.
Ukyo realized that she wouldn't have been able to go through with
her initial plan for Ranma; both he and Ranko were better and faster
fighters than she was. Akane was roughly her equal, though Ukyo
hadn't used any of her Okonomiyaki Special Techniques during their
sparring match so she couldn't be sure. She had told them something
about her past; about how her fiancee had abandoned her and how
she came from Osaka (no sense in hiding that - they could have
figured it out from her accent) looking for an explanation. It was the
truth, though not completely true. She never mentioned anyone's
name and she didn't think that they'd mention it to Nodoka.
Ukyo also started to realize that taking the job had been a mistake.
She found herself liking Akane, and got along well with Ranko,
Ranma, and the others. When the time came, she'd just have to
harden her heart to them and go through with her plan.
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Ranma and Akane saw the sign on Nabiki's door (Studying! Do not
disturb!) as they made their way to their room. Since Ukyo's arrival
they had stopped their "study sessions" together so that nothing
would appear out of the ordinary (for the Tendos or Saotomes).
Ranma: "I could have told you that the two of you were evenly
matched."
Akane: "Like I'd believe you. How'd you know that?"
Ranma took out the futon as Akane undressed.
Ranma: "I watched her practice the day she moved in."
Akane: "Oh, getting tired of me already?"
Ranma: "I wouldn't... I mean..."
Akane: "I know, Ranma. I was just teasing. Now hurry up and take
off your clothes."
Akane slipped into the futon as Ranma stripped down to his boxers.
She held the covers up until he joined her, then they both lay on their
backs as Ranma slipped his arm around her. Akane loved the feeling
of his body against hers.
Ranma: "Still, there's something about her..."
Akane: "Like what?"
Ranma: "I have a strangest feeling around her. Its almost like we've
met before."
Akane: "Maybe you did."
Ranma: "Hmm?"
Akane: "Well, your dad took you all over the country, right? Maybe
you did meet her."
Ranma: "I guess its possible. Why did you three take so long in the
furo?"
Akane: "We were talking. Girl stuff."
Ranma: "About what?"
Akane: "About this." [touching Ranma's manhood through his
boxers] "And others like it at school."
Ranma: "Oh."
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Shampoo entered Ranko's room through the window. She suppressed
the memory of the last time she had done this. Ranko was already
sleeping in the bed. Shampoo crept closer.
Ranko's brain sensed the approach of danger and woke her up. Her
other senses identified her visitor.
Ranko: "Are you here to kill me, Shampoo?"
Shampoo dropped the bonbori from her hand. She couldn't go
through with killing her one-time lover, no matter her great-
grandmother's decision. Ranko lifted the sheets, inviting Shampoo to
join her in the bed. The faint street light outlined Ranko's almost
nude body and the scent of Ranko's arousal filled the room.
Ranko: "When you came back I hoped you'd return here. I
fantasized about what we'd do tonight if you did."
Ranko sat up and took Shampoo's hand in her own. Shampoo sat
down next to Ranko, not looking at her.
Ranko: "I missed you so much."
Shampoo: "Shampoo want... Shampoo want family. Shampoo want
strong man for husband."
Ranko: "Do you want me?"
Shampoo: "Shampoo want..."
Ranko laid down on the bed and slipped back under the sheets. She
slipped a hand onto Shampoo's shoulder and guided her down to lie
next to her own body, covering the both of them with the warm
blankets, letting her arm rest on Shampoo's side.
Ranko: "I've found a strong man."
Shampoo: "Ranko betray Shampoo?"
Ranko: "I've found a man to love. I want... I wish the three of us
could be..."
Shampoo thought back to Dr. Tofu's office. Ranko had mentioned
loving Ryoga. It had to be the same boy that she traveled to Japan
with when she first arrived. He wasn't bad looking, but...
Shampoo: "Stupid pig-boy. Ryoga get lost on the in-stroke."
Ranko: "Oh no, he doesn't..."
Ranko trailed her hand down to Shampoo's thigh and slipped under
the short dress, eventually making her way to Shampoo's panties.
Shampoo let Ranko's hand complete its journey as she listened.
Ranko: "He's shy, and so awkward its cute, but he doesn't get lost. I
took his hand in mine and brought it down, showing him the
way around a woman's triangle."
Ranko ran her hand through Shampoo's pussy hair, her fingers
lightly touching the outer lips, not letting herself go any further for
the moment.
Ranko: "And I told him how good he made me feel and then allowed
him to open me up. He slipped one of his fingers into my
pussy."