On Tue, 8 Oct 1996, Kergma wrote:

On Mon, 7 Oct 1996, Travis Butler wrote:

From:        Andy Skuse, askuse@execulink.com

At 12:58 AM 10/5/96 +1000, Kergma wrote:

That you have.  I take my hat off to you... you have beaten my record for
starting a spam thread ;)  *grin*

Your record?

666.

Voice1: "That's evil."
Voice2: Quiet!  We're either suppose to be lurking, or were unsubbed and
	didn't bother to return for lack of story...
V1: "I say the second option.  BTW, where are your stories?"
V2: My damn computer ate them?
V1: "Partial truth.  Good enough."

As qualified as you may be to make such a statement, the ancient masters
have yet to be topped, and that's a good thing ;)

Where *is* Robma these days, anyway? Would have expected him to show back 
up with the start of the school season.

Well, you see, it went something like this... He joined just when the
Revenge of the Anime Characters was just starting.  Poor fellow, hasn't
been heard of since Team Ranma, his own .sigs and WW went after him for:
   a) Long leadup times to fics.

V1: "Yup!"
V2: Shut up!

   b) Excessive spam

V1: "I liked that part.  Aren't we still spamming to our friends?"
V2: I said, shut up, Aileia!
V1: "Stop using my middle name.  You know they don't know my middle name."

   c) tantilising fic-Snippets

V1: "Guilty!"
V3: "what are you two doing over here?  I thought we were in self imposed
	exile till he wrote something worthwhile?"
V2: Now, look what you did!  You got the other sigs to notice!
V1: "So, sue me!"
V4: "You guys were talking and didn't mention it to me??"

   d) Did I mention spam? ;)

V1: "On a cracker."

He was last seen gunning his car as fast as it would go (25mph ;) ) over
the distant hills, with a frothing bokken wielding sysadmin, a large-
mallet wielding girl, another in armour etc etc... on his tail. ;)

V4: "Sounds familiar...  Oh, that's how the car broke so we couldn't got
	A-kon..."
V2: If you don't shut your damn mouth...
V4: "*CHA-CHINK!* What, pray tell, will you do about it?  Pop quiz, author,
	you've got a 12-gauge pump action shotgun aimed at your head, what do 
	you do?  What... do... you... do?
V2: You decide to not tell the hardsuit wearing, gun weilding, cross
	dresser loving, psychopathic girl who spends too much time hanging 
	around Kodachi that you took all her rounds the night before and
	smack her in the head with her own shotgun.  *SMAK!*
V4: WHA?! OWIE!!  Hey!!!  Unfair!!

Actually, I haven't heard of him for ages...

V1: "A long, long time ago..."

Rob?  Where for art thou Rob?  

V1: "In a galaxy far, far away..."
V2: I hate you, Virgo.

   ***              THE ANYTHING-GOES MARTIAL BAND'S SIG FILE!
  *   *       "Dump her, quick!"  -Ukyo, Part 5-8
 *   **       "Oh, oh, oh, dear!  I think I'm about to do something evil 
*   * *            again..."  -Kasumi Tendo, "Faster Kasumi!  Kill!  Kill!"
*  *  *       "Whacha doing, Ayeka?  Having a dirt sandwich?"  
 ***********                 -Ryoko, Tenchi the Movie "Tenchi Muyo in Love"
      *  *  *   "If they come to ethnicly cleanse me,
      * *   *    Will you speak out?  Will you defend me?
      **   *     Freedom of expression doesn't make it alright.
      *   *      Trampled underfoot by the rise of the Reich!"
       ***                -Pop Will Eat Itself, "Ich bin ein auslander"