Hello, this is the real J. Austin Wilde here,

     I would like to apologize for the Generalissimo’s rather inflamatory 
posting ‘Duck and Cover’. He didn’t mean anything by it. At least I 
*think* he didn’t mean anything by it. And I'm pretty sure that he 
doesn't have access to America's nuclear weapons. As far as trying to 
destroy the ML and everyone on it, well that would be a little suicidal, 
don't you think? ...Actually, between you, me, and the fencepost, I’m a 
little worried about him.

     Last night I was walking through the passageways of Lullabye 
Mountain making the usual rounds. Just saying hi to the research 
staff and BSing with the test pilots and such. When I passed by 
Number Six Mecha Bay however, I thought I heard singing.
     I saw the Generalissimo standing on the hull of a gravpanzer. He 
was surrounded by the entire original cast Road Crew Chorus from 
the musical “Evita,” and they were singing “Don’t Cry For Me, 
Argentina.” This is *never* a good omen.
     I’ll speak to him about this. I’m sure we can work this out. 

     Oh wait, here he comes now.



     Uh, you really don’t need that! I can be reasonable if you can!
     Live and let live?

     ohshit