Thomas_Schauer@ITA.DOC.GOV wrote:
 

OK, so it was a little white lie.  Of course, Ranma wouldn't know that it
wasn't MY first time.  Thankfully I've been able to keep it from Ranma for
all this  time, but I'm no virgin.  Don't get me wrong: I love Ranma, though I
sometimes have trouble telling him.  I can't explain how he makes me feel.
 It's just that sometimes, I need a little more than he's been willing to
provide.  And of course, Ranma wasn't *always* around...

At this point I figured maybe once or twice. WRONG!

My first time was with Hikaru Gosunkugi.  Yeah, he looks a little strange,

(Alpha's eyes get big.) GOSUNKUGI?! Her first time was with... (blerg!)
GOSUNKUGI?! I don't even want to THINK about it! :)

My next lover, also a one-shot, was Kunou.  You already know how he

One shot in more ways than one, hmmm?

every bit the obnoxious jerk in bed as he was out of it.  I was sore for
days, even though it couldn't have lasted more than thirty seconds.  It's

Tatewoki Bundy, maybe?

Note that I said that Tsubasa is the best I've been with that's my age.

(Alpha C. 'Acks' as every neuron a bit of source code in both his selves
shorts out)

The best lover I've been with, hands down, is Happosai.  I know it

A LITTLE?!

Author's note: OK, I felt impelled to unload this turkey on you all.  Hope it
wasnt too bad.  I would say something like "Be gentle, its my first fic" or
something, but even I recognize this for the silly fluff it is.  Actually, I
even considered throwing in a scene with Genma, but that was too
obscene, even for me.  Also, I used Chappatsu as the name for the
fair-haired of Ranma's friends because that was what was given in the
Memorial Album.  Since I still don't know the name of the other one, I
decided Daisuke was good enough.

(Alpha pulls his head out of the toilet weakly) Sorry, it was that
Happosai bit... (Errp!). Well, I certainly wouldn't have had the courage
to post this thing. It's not bad, its just... HAPPOSAI...! (Alpha covers
his mouth and runs for the bathroom. He doesn't quite make it).

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